Rich Eisen Proves That He's A D*** In Real Life Too

Tuesday, May 01, 2007



I know a lot of you are going to say that this is an "alleged" situation, and that Eisen hasn't necessarily done anything wrong (yada, yada, yada). Buuuut I'm pretty sure it's safe to say that there is no reason for you to EVER have Bikini-clad photos of a female reporter sent to your email.....that ISN'T your wife.

See Rich is married to ABC sideline reporter Suzy Shuster, but he somehow got a handful of emails and a bikini photo of local Philadelphia reporter Alycia Lane sent to his phone...hmmm? How do you find about something like this you ask? Suzy found the photos...and so did Page Six....

(From College Game Balls and The Fanhouse, thanks for the emails guys)

Suzy Shuster, a sideline reporter for ABC's college football broadcasts, hit the roof when she discovered seven e-mails and several bikini photos sent by Lane - who works for CBS affiliate WKYW-TV and is recently divorced - to an account she and her husband, Eisen, share. That had Shuster firing off to Lane a scathing letter, a copy of which was obtained by Page Six.

A seething Shuster wrote: "Boy, do you look amazing in a bikini . . . congrats! Whatever you're doing, (Pilates? yoga?) keep doing it - it's working for you. Anyway, sorry but those seven e-mails you sent to my husband, Rich, well, oops, they came to the e-mail address we both use from time to time, but no worries, I'll forward the beach shots as well as the ones of you dancing with your friends on to his main address. Do you have it?"

She then provides her hubby's private e-mail, "since you surely are trying so hard to get his attention. I mean, what better way to get a guy's attention than with skin! Best - Suzy Shuster Eisen"
Sorry for the long quote, but I think it's warranted. I don't know how Richard can squirm out of this one. I guess it's possible that the chick is a sex hungry nympho, but seriously....look at her (right). Do you think she's having any trouble? It's going to be a long day for Eisen, and I'll say what I always do in this situation. We (blogs/the media) will ALWAYS find this stuff out.....just stop being dumb. You make it too damn easy.

***UPDATE***- From reader Brett......I completely forgot that Shuster was the reporter who once asked Nebraska Coach Bill Callahan after a Gatorade bath, "Was that one of the more satisfying dumps you've had?".

***UPDATE*** #2- This is a piece that Suzy did on Jason Kapono coming back to a restaurant he once worked at. It apparently won an emmy (not sure why though).


***UPDATE*** #3- "Who hasn't flirted in traffic before?" A piece about flirting in traffic which is lead into by our email flirt Ms. Lane....



***UPDATE #4***- An awesome find from Alex...in this video our emailer Alycia delves into the nunery! (I swear this stuff writes itself.)

BIKIN-E-MAILS RATTLE TV WIFE (Page Six)
Rich Eisen - Your Personal Bikini Judge (College Game Balls)
Woman Sends Bikini Pics to Rich Eisen, Wife Not Amused (Fanhouse)
Alycia Lane Bio (KYW- Philly)
A Woman's View: Local Nuns (KYW)

Posted by Awful Announcing- at 10:18 AM

10 Comments:

if this is true, then eisen is a dick. so long as this was precendented and not a random girl throwing herself at him.

DrDoom said...
May 1, 2007, 11:53:00 AM  

Bikini clad?

Come on, how bad is that really?

Oh wait..

Sanchez said...
May 1, 2007, 1:17:00 PM  

Yeesh. I don't think he was soliciting this stuff because he certainly wouldn't have given the shared email.

Well, I say that now. Damn, that was stupid on Lane's part.

Signal to Noise said...
May 1, 2007, 1:26:00 PM  

ran into Rich and some other ESPN guys at a bar in NYC like 5 years ago he was a complete dick

May 1, 2007, 2:00:00 PM  

What we can't get past is the NY Post described Eisen as 'handsome NFL Network anchorman Rich Eisen'.

Stunning words to say the least.

The Sports Hernia said...
May 1, 2007, 3:22:00 PM  

Which one is the chick on the right? She is significantly hotter....

Marco said...
May 1, 2007, 3:51:00 PM  

I find the most interesting part of the 'flirting' story to be that Andre Iguodala's brother uses that stupid technique.
I guess the line 'I know Dre' doesn't carry as much weight as it used to?

Anonymous said...
May 1, 2007, 11:49:00 PM  

suzy was known at ESPN as "the black widow"

CLASSIC!!!!

Anonymous said...
May 2, 2007, 9:31:00 AM  

Anyone know why CBS created a Woman’s View with ALycia (the HIGH MAINTENANCE QUEEN) LANE?
The station realized Early on Lane WAS NOT CLICKING with female viewers (because women don’t get diverted by ms. lane’s looks as easily as heterosexual men)…gee I wonder why women don’t like Alycia Lane…it’s not just instinct.

Alycia’s former boss who hired her originally defended the Lane at all costs cuz he thought he had a shot at banging her. Well he didn’t.
When Gail SHister wrote stuff about Alycia that didn’t please Alycia–Alycia complained to her boss who threatened Shister (trust us–those of in the know know Alycia is a catty type who will dump even on Gail SHister the Queen of Talk in Philly). So Alycia complained and her former boss who is now at wcbs screamed at SHister and warned he would destroy her image. So Shister laid off. Same thing with Stu Bykofsky.

So ALL U GUYS WHO DON”T KNOW THE REAL ALYCIA__WISEN UP. THE REAL ALYCIA IS A PAIN THE ARSE.

BOTTOM LINE: IF ALYCIA WERE THAT GREAT IN BED DON”T U THINK ONE OF HER FORMER 10 Ex Husbands would have given her all the money in the world to hold onto her p–sy??

Anonymous said...
Aug 29, 2007, 5:36:00 PM  

Anyone know why CBS created a Woman’s View with ALycia (the HIGH MAINTENANCE QUEEN) LANE?
The station realized Early on Lane WAS NOT CLICKING with female viewers (because women don’t get diverted by ms. lane’s looks as easily as heterosexual men)…gee I wonder why women don’t like Alycia Lane…it’s not just instinct.

Alycia’s former boss who hired her originally defended the Lane at all costs cuz he thought he had a shot at banging her. Well he didn’t.
When Gail SHister wrote stuff about Alycia that didn’t please Alycia–Alycia complained to her boss who threatened Shister (trust us–those of in the know know Alycia is a catty type who will dump even on Gail SHister the Queen of Talk in Philly). So Alycia complained and her former boss who is now at wcbs screamed at SHister and warned he would destroy her image. So Shister laid off. Same thing with Stu Bykofsky.

So ALL U GUYS WHO DON”T KNOW THE REAL ALYCIA__WISEN UP. THE REAL ALYCIA IS A PAIN THE ARSE.

BOTTOM LINE: IF ALYCIA WERE THAT GREAT IN BED DON”T U THINK ONE OF HER FORMER 10 Ex Husbands would have given her all the money in the world to hold onto her p–sy??

Anonymous said...
Aug 29, 2007, 5:37:00 PM  

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