This is random beyond anything I've ever come, but hilarious none the less. The Miami Heat are in need of dancers for the upcoming season, but there's a catch. You have to be at least 63 years old.
MIAMI -- The Miami Heat is looking for dancers. The catch? You have to be between 63 and 81.Okay, where to I start? If you can "cheerlead" at 81 you're awesome, but I think it's safe to say that I don't want to see the Golden Girls dance to hip-hop.
The 12 people selected will become part of the 2007-2008 Golden Oldies hip-hop dance team. Auditions are Thursday at 2 p.m. at the Focal Point Senior Center in Pembroke Pines.
Miami Heat Looking For Senior Dancers (Miami: Local 10)
P.S.- "Thank You For Being A Frieeeeend. Traveled Round The World And Back Agaaaaaain." (You'll have that stuck in your head all day long thanks to me)
And I now have the "rappin' granny" from The Wedding Singer in my head.
ReplyDelete"I said a hip hop, a hippity hop..."
ReplyDeleteYou Bastard!!!!
Your heart is true
ReplyDeleteYour a pal and a confidant...
And if you threw a party
Invited everyone you knew
You would see the biggest gift would be from me
And the card attached would say
Thank you for being a friend
Ok now everyone can have the whole song in their head....Thanks AA
*and yes I remembered it by heart*
Very impressive J!
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ReplyDeleteOh, what a lonely boy.
I don't know whether people should be impressed or disgusted. I may have to rethink this.
ReplyDeleteyou know what, i can't thank you for being a friend, cuz friends don't pull that shit...get out of my head!!!
ReplyDeleteGood to see the Heat are finally getting around to replacing Trista Rehn.
ReplyDeleteBack in the day, I would have totally nailed that fiery minx, Rue McClanahan.
ReplyDeleteVery impressive
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