You Create The Caption #82

(Usually) Everyday I'll throw out a photo from the AP or one of the bigger sites and you provide the caption. Hilarity ensues. I'm also adding a handful of links at the bottom of the page that you should check out each day.

Yesterday's Winners.....


"Jazz Hands Bitches!"- Todd

"For shame - wearing white pants after Labor Day."- Odessasteps

"Carl Pavano's attempt to return to the Yankee's dugout was not met with the hero's welcome he anticipated."- Johnny Dakota

"A-Rod, it's me!!! from toronto!! no, i don't have my blonde wig or dress or heels on but it's meeeee, tell them to let go darliiiing!"- The Great Bambi
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Are you funny enough to make a caption for this photo of a MLB.com's newest analyst sporting her clothing line Touch with a few friends? (Photo via Extra Mustard. Be sure to check out the rest of the Milano gallery!)


Daily Links:

Big apology for screwing up Marco's College B-Ball link yesterday. That was a huge botch, but the link went to a good book it looks like. My fault....here's the newest and greatest College Basketball blog...

Storming The Floor

Hockey Outdoors Sounds Pretty Fun Actually (Pop Jocks)
Tom Brady Talks Belichick On Boston Radio (Boston Sportz)
New Conference's Show Off Their Poon (Mac Gs World)
Women Video Casting Sports! (MC Bias)
There's A Power Shortage In MLB This Year (I'm Writing Sports)
Simmons And His Stance On Cheating (Fans Attic)
Steve Phillips Gets Paid To Do This? (Vegas Watch)
Lookie Lookie At Who's 2-0 In the C4 News Fantasy League (Signal To Noise)

Lastly.....

D Rovell has uncovered that you can bid on the fate of 755* as well. Let's just send them both to space.

No. 755 Also "Going Public" (Sports Biz)