Yesterday's Winners.....
"Don't taze me, bro!"- MDT
"Man, belicheck will go to no lengths to cheat. Hiring Mike O'malley(94) to do the filming"- Look What I Can Do
"Do you like apples? Cause we just recorded your defensive pre-snap signals, how you like them apples?!?"- doneycat
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Are you funny enough to make a caption for this photo of the celebration Terrell Owens just recently got fined for?
Daily Links:
Stephen A's Sidekick Is Still With Him (Simon On Sports)
Sawx Fans Are Not Happy With Glenn Geffner (Sox and Dawgs)
Sweet Seal Dribble....PWNED! (Rumors and Rants)
Morten Anderson Will Not Die (Right Down Peachtree)
Should Larussa Stay Or Should He Go Now (I'm Writing Sports)
Junior Has Options (The Money Shot)
Japan + Monkeys = Sport (Blog of Hilarity)
Lastly......
I shared a Pittsburgh story over at PSAMP for the half birthday of the site. Some of you may remember it, but it's an excellent read if I may say so myself. Enjoy!
PSaMP's Halfie Birthday Extravaganza: Awful Announcing (Pittsburgh Sports And Mini Ponies)
I see OJ man and he looks scared.
ReplyDeleteAnd bababooey to you all.
"Whoa, man, don't shoot! I got 25 million reasons to be alive!"
ReplyDeleteAlready, "The Miami Offense" is a strong contender for Snuff Film Of The Year.
ReplyDeleteTerrell Owens does his best Jeff Garcia impersonation, and he looks Fabulousss
ReplyDeleteI hope Goodell doesn't see me behind the goalpost. I don't want him taking any of my 25 million!
ReplyDeleteTerrell Owens and MacCauley Cauklin star in Home Alone 4: Missing in Miami
ReplyDeletePlease Massah, I be good. Don't bring back Coach Parcells
ReplyDeleteTerrell Owens doing his impression of Randy Moss playing for the patriots.
ReplyDeleteI'd make a comment, but I would only be validating his infantile behavior and his child-like need for attention.
ReplyDeleteSo I won't.
TO's new "Coming Out of the Closet" TD celebration draws an eerie silence from the shocked crowd.
ReplyDeleteMommy....Mommy....the ferocious dolphin is trying to get me and it is scaring me!
ReplyDeleteWait, if I'm filming this, who's doing situps in their driveway?!?
ReplyDelete"Haha, this is awesome, I'm gonna be on Sportcenter!
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Wait...
Why is Zach Thomas dancing like that? Why is he taking off his pants..
Oh, God! Oh, God! Fine me! Fine me!"
Why do the goalposts read "DOLPH LUNDGREN?"
ReplyDeleteFor my next impression: O.J. Simpson.
ReplyDeleteI always feel like...
ReplyDeleteSomebody's watching me!!!
And I have no privacy!!
Whoa, oh-oh
Oh my God! Oh My God! That one in the pearls is lookin this way!!! Play it cool Terrel. Play it Cool.
ReplyDeleteAfraid of Dolphins, just like Tyra Banks.
ReplyDeleteThat's not a pill T.O.
ReplyDeleteRomo!!! I didn't want to see YOU NUDE!! It was the chick in row 4!
ReplyDeleteTO: Dolphin, dolphin on the wall . . . who's the greatest 81 of all? (The dolphin answers.) TO: Randy who????
ReplyDeleteSR
That man-dolphin thing's gonna kill me!
ReplyDeleteCrikey!! There's a live dolphin, isn't she goooorgeous!!! They're really quite majestic creatures who mean you no harm...so I'm gonna go piss one off for you folks at home.
ReplyDeleteJeez! I don't know if I can fit this whole ball in my mouth! At least no one can see me behind this goalpost....and where's my bottle of vicodin?? Oh, snap! time fo anotha refill!
ReplyDeleteWait Till Sheriff Goodell see's what they do to that blow hole! Not even a senator would do that!
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