"Just wait until Pedro comes back in September.........."- Anon
"Oh well, baseball season is over, and we're in New York. At least we'll never have to hear about it again."- Anon
"Well at least we got the Giants, Jets and Knicks to cheer us up....what?....aw crap..what a long, hard winter ahead"- JK
"What? Isiah Thomas is being accused of sexual harassment? That makes me a sad panda."- The Great Bambi
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Are you funny enough to make a caption for this photo of Mark Cuban looking scary as hell on DWTS last night? (Via TSH)
Daily Links:
It Looks Like Brent Musburger Might Have Got Those Hippies Out Of That Tree (Bears' Necessity)
The Phillies Had 500 to 1 Odds To Make The Playoffs In September (Crashburn Alley)
Willie Randolph Has To Take The Fall For The Collapse (I'm Writing Sports)
Another MNF Review (Chicago Bull)
Padres Fans Are Reeling Today (Rumors and Rants)
Bill Simmons Is Afraid Of Cleveland (Vegas Watch)
Steve Nash Is Everywhere! (AZ Sports Hub)
Not Everyone Likes Brett Favre (The Money Shot)
Can A Hat Be Smarter Than Steve Phillips? (Hugging Harold Reynolds)
Do Not Sign This Petition For Lloyd Carr To Stay At Michigan! (We Suck At Sports)
That's Cuban's "I Will Make You Love Me No Matter How Much I Have to Pay You" Face. Otherwise known as the IWMYLMNMHMIHtPY-Face.
ReplyDeleteMark Cuban makes his best Sloth face while dancing to the beat of "The Goonies 'R' Good Enough."
ReplyDeleteDirk taught me this...
ReplyDeleteI'm gonna show her my "O" Face.
ReplyDeleteMark should know better than to put his hands on strippers.
ReplyDeleteWho knew you could look so ravishing in a blonde wig, Dirk you dirty little scheisse fraulein.
ReplyDeletePUHIN-NON-DA-RIIIIIITZ
ReplyDeleteI'd comment on this, but that would violate my personal rule of not giving Mark Cuban the satisfaction of talking about anything he does.
ReplyDeleteChris Farley wants his leather vest back. He needs it for his next Chip N' Dale Performance
ReplyDelete"Nobody puts Cuban in the corner. You here me Stern. . .NOBODY!"
ReplyDelete"uh oh...not now little buddy...MARGARET THATCHER NAKED ON A COLD DAY..MARGARET THATCHER NAKED ON A COLD DAY!"
ReplyDeleteAP: Dallas Mavericks owner Mark Cuban demonstrates his White Man's Overbite during Monday's episode of Dancing With The Stars. London oddsmakers had Cuban's overbite set at 2:1, far better than last season's odds that Heather Mills' prosthetic leg would fall off. (Disney/ABC screen capture)
ReplyDelete"It puts the lotion in the basket."
ReplyDelete"And....turn..spin...pirouette....OW MY BALLS"
ReplyDelete"You rape a white girl from the front, Kobe, there's a lot less blood."
ReplyDeleteOMG. I'm touching a woman. A real Woman.
ReplyDelete"UH-Oh...what a time to realize she has a damn PENIS!!!"
ReplyDelete"take that, commissioner."
ReplyDeleteGirls this pretty shouldn't fart!
ReplyDeleteNo, I've never seen "The Crying Game"; why do you ask?
ReplyDeleteI guess this resembles what Selig and Reisdorf will do with Cuban's bid to buy the Cubs.
ReplyDeleteHey Tim Donaghy! I hope you're watching. I'm putting it in a female. Not receiving it from a male in prison.
ReplyDelete(Ping G5 Player)
"Who's Your Daddy... Who's Your Daddy???"
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