Friday's Winners
"There will be an entire episode of SportsCenter dedicated to this development."- Anon
"Budding photojournalist LeBron James searches in vain for the f-stop setting on his new cameraphone."- Combat Chuck
"Yo, Jetes, check out the tits on the broad I took home last night..."- Ed
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Are you funny enough to make a caption for this photo of an ND Fan "chatting" with a UCLA Fan? (Thanks to SG for forwarding them along)
Daily Links:
The Jags' John Henderson Is A Tad Bit Crazy (Signal To Noise)
Talladega Nights In Real Life (The Sporting Orange)
Didn't They Ban Bartman For Life? (AZ Sports Hub)
Can The Tebow Lovers Quiet Down Please? (Cake Rocks The Party)
Power Outage In Philly, And No It Wasn't Their Bats (Bugs and Cranks)
Ryan Dempster Is A Giant Douche (Armchair GM)
You Gotta Love The White Running Back (NOIS)
The Sports Gal On NE's Cheerleaders? (KSK)
Tebow Wears Jorts! (Football Jesus)
.....and Lastly........
Check out this stellar mocking of Lou Holtz' pep talks. Hilarious.
Coach Holtz - Stanford Pep Talk (1560 The Game)
The "Lucky Charms" leprechaun finds his new "pot of golden rainbows" later in life
ReplyDeleteND Fan: I like ridiculous in this outfit, don't I?
ReplyDeleteUCLA Fan: Not as ridiculous as Dorrell's playcalling.
Hey cutie, how'd you like to see some real Irish cream after the game?
ReplyDelete"Polish my shalaylee and that pot-o-gold is all yours lass."
ReplyDeleteWhat do you think about my lime green jorts?
ReplyDelete"How much to let me frost your lucky charms?"
ReplyDeleteDo you have any Irish in you? Want some?
ReplyDelete"You know ... Brady Quinn is a close personal friend of mine."
ReplyDelete"Hon, I can fuck you and your program over faster than Karl Dorrell just did."
ReplyDeleteI meant "look" not "like". This is why I usually don't enter these things.
ReplyDeleteUCLA FAN: OH MY GOD! I am like so creeped out by this guy touching me.
ReplyDeleteTo ND FAN: if you buy me a beer, I'll totally get lucky with the Irish?
Ultimate ND fan Regis Philbin hits on UCLA coed
ReplyDeleteHey, whattaya say we go back to my place - I got some little blue pills that'll wake my bruin right outta hibernation.
ReplyDeleteWanna kiss my rock hard blarney stone?
ReplyDeleteDad, this is so embarrasing
ReplyDeleteHoney, it could be worse.
ReplyDeleteYou could have lost to Stanford.
Will Farrell finds a new way to annoy cross-town UCLA fans.
ReplyDeleteFather O'Shaunessy gets a little touchy-feely with his stepdaughter. A few more beers and he'll be slipping her a finger or three.
ReplyDeleteOn any other night, the Irish would have trouble scoring on UCLA. But on this Saturday ...
ReplyDeleteD-Bob went on one hell of a diet post-Rudy. Looks like he dumped his homely girlfriend, too.
ReplyDeleteIt only took the whisky and poor-dental-habits breath of a single hammered Irishman to ruin the looks of Alyssa Milano forever.
ReplyDeleteHold on there young lass...I'm almost drunk enough
ReplyDeleteAnd that's a description of all of Brady Quinn's pictures.
ReplyDelete"Does that sweater stand for U C Lotsa Ass...Cause I sure do right now..."
ReplyDelete"What's really at the end of a rainbow you ask? My balls"
ReplyDeleteWe are about to win our first game, do you think a little laughing is gonna stop me baby?!
ReplyDeleteMore proof that alcohol impairs your judgment.
ReplyDeleteOf all the single UCLA co-eds at the game, THAT'S the one he picks?
ND Fan: welp i guess your not so butt ugly after watching your just basically shit all over itself for 4 quarters
ReplyDeleteHey baby...come home with me and I'll PROVE I'm magically delicious.
ReplyDeleteHow did AA get more pictures from the Hawk-Quinn nuptials? (Hint: she's on the right, he's on the left.)
ReplyDeleteND: You want to see my lucky charms?
ReplyDeleteUCLA: Yes, I've heard they're magically delicious.
ND: Then take your arse to the grocery store, I'm not drunk enough.
Lucky Charms (ND Fan): You know what the luck of the Irish is?
ReplyDeleteGHB and 3 fingers in my stink.