Last Friday's Winners....
"The Jeter-Worship in NY has reached a whole new level."- Anon
"Holy Crap...Look at the intangibles he is showing with this slide!"- Mark Mc
"Keep it up Jeter, you will finish the Ninja Warrior course."- Sweet Bob
"Matsui: "I believe the movie was Steamer on the Cleveland River and it went something like this.."
Jeter: "This wasn't in your library was it?"
- Cody
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Are you funny enough to create a caption for this photo of the Bush's taking in an exciting Astros game?
Daily Links:
It's The End Of Sports Media As We Know It (Ryan Parker Songs)
Owen Wilson and Jennifer Aniston At A Marlins Game (Bugs and Cranks)
PETA Is All Over Hillary For Her Derby Pick Of Eight Belles (HHR)
A Good Look Into The Life Of A Minor Leaguer (Playing For Peanuts)
Last Week Was Kinda Crazy (Rumors and Rants)
This Marvin Harrison Is Bringing Out All Sorts Of Crazy Stories (The Money Shot)
Pacman's House Is For Sale (Deuce of Davenport)
Tim Tebow Is Circumcising Kids In The Philippines (Orlando Sentinel)
Cheerleaders Know How To Spice Up Draft Day (Uncoached)
A Radio Interview With David Stern (Sports Business Radio)
Soccer Team Owner Hits Big In Roulette (Unprofessional Foul)
Hey Babs, check it out, this is how the young wipper shnappers wear their hats right? Like that D.D. Sabatheeyerr.
ReplyDeleteI remember when Georgy ran this team.
ReplyDeleteWorst Les Miles Impersonation Ever!
ReplyDeleteDon't make the double switch here, Cecil. Wouldn't be prudent.
ReplyDeleteTwo forty-year-olds enjoy a ballgame, according to Miguel Tejeda.
ReplyDeleteMaybe if I wear my hat like this, Dubya won't know it's me.
ReplyDeleteNo I'm not the Quaker Oats Guy, leave me alone!
ReplyDelete"...cruisin down the street in my six-fo', jockin the bitches, slappin the hoes. went to the park to get the scoop. knuckleheads out there cold, shootin some hoops. a car pulls up, who can it be? a fresh El Camino rollin kilo G. he rolled down his window and he started to say
ReplyDeleteits all about makin that G.T.A...."
Bring my green hat? We're going where? To the quad?
ReplyDeleteMr. Clemens, you really didn't need to show me the abcess.
ReplyDeleteBetter enjoy these dates while we can. Only a few more months til W moves back home and is done screwing everything up.
ReplyDelete"Oh no, here comes Gorbachev, and he's got a plate of Japanese food with him. Pretend like you're sleeping George."
ReplyDelete"This is how you frame a pitch. You don't want to move your glove too qui--"
ReplyDelete"No, no--it's cool. I'm still listening."
--Eric
Oh Goddamit George, here comes that idiot Joe Morgan. I can't take that guy, what a dimbulb. Wake up, throw something at him, maybe he'll leave.
ReplyDeleteAnd the Astro's new promotion day, "Bring a Corpse to the Park Day," is widly popular...
ReplyDeleteBabs, Read my lips: need new beer!
ReplyDelete"Two bad neighbors."
ReplyDeleteIt's a Simpson reference. Deal with it.
No, not the gang signs again Babs, oh God, I'm soooo embarassed!
ReplyDelete"If this were a UT hoops game I'd be surrounded by cheerleaders. And now look at me, watching the Astros and spending quality time with the wife. Talk about a long summer."
ReplyDeleteGeorge!!! Did you fart or shit yourself again?
ReplyDeleteI told you we should have wore our Colt .45's Hats.
ReplyDeleteMiguel Tejada's younger brother and sister were disgusted when E:60 attempted an interview during the game.
ReplyDeleteHoly shit, I think he is dead.
ReplyDeleteI'd tell you to read my lips but no one cares about me anymore. Right now I'm just the loser dad whose stupid son has screwed up the world.
ReplyDeleteIs Rusty still in the Navy?
ReplyDeleteThis house is bigger than your old one Clark.
"So Babs...when is the Cialis supposed to kick in?"
ReplyDelete"George, Iraq is coming. Hide!"
ReplyDeleteGot my new golf shirt at Senior GAP?
ReplyDelete- CHECK
Invited George Washington to a ballgame and made him cross dress?
- CHECK
Get my presidential cat nap on like the days of yore?
- CHECK
Have a dream my son had a worse past 7+ years than my beloved 'Stros?
- MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!
Zzzzzz..stay the course ...zzzzz.. thousand points of light ....stay the course.
ReplyDelete"I know! Berkman is so hot. I'd hit it like it was cotton gin"
ReplyDeleteThe two pictured have a higher career batting average than Brad Ausmus
ReplyDeleteMiguel, Miguel, wake up you have to bat after Carlos Lee...
ReplyDeleteGeorge, GEORGE! One of these "people" tried to touch me!
ReplyDeleteDamn, this bitch is annoying!
ReplyDeleteBRAAAINS!
ReplyDelete"Is that a g-g-g-ghost?! Holy shit, it's Ken Caminiti!"
ReplyDelete"Jesus, George, just because you're no longer relevant doesn't mean you can just rub one out anywhere! And that hat's not fooling anyone. Shit, here comes security."
ReplyDeleteGeorge, some guy is yelling that we shouldn't of ever had sex....what do they mean?
ReplyDeletePlease don't tell me G-Dub is giving another state of the union...
ReplyDeleteOh, my son the President? Yeah, he's adopted.
ReplyDeleteWanna get away?
ReplyDeleteHey you kids! Get off my lawn!!!
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