Yesterday's Winners....
"I have those same fishnets in black!"- Harvey Bars
"Put your top back on, Daisy. I'm your uncle, not a member of Motley Crew."- KC Cal
"While signing autographs at Dodger Stadium, Oscar de la Hoya recites his favorite line from 'The Naked Gun' by pointing to someone in the crowd and calling them Enrico Pallozzo."- Jeff The Web Guy
"Are you Miguel Cotto? No? OK, I'll fight you."- The Maj
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Are you funny enough to create a caption for this photo of Kevin Garnett whispering sweet nothings in Lebron's ear?
Daily Links:
It's Time To Say Goodbye Dick Stockton (SS Reporters)
An Interview With The Draft Entrant I Posted On Yesterday (HHR)
Maria Sharapova Is Skipping Out On Photo Shoots Now. Booooo! (With Leather)
Celebrity Cheerleaders Are Awesome (All Balls)
Have Fun In Hell Darrion Scott (The Sports Point)
It Hasn't Been The Forum For Quite Some Time (WC Bias)
A-Rod Just Keeps Looking Better And Better (Rumors and Rants)
And Spot #2 In Hell Goes To.... (The Beautiful Game)
Athletes Vanity License Plates (Food Court Lunch)
Mariotti Is Losing His Mind (The Sports Hernia)
What If The Presidential Candidates Were College Football Coaches (NOIS)
This is how Funny Cide looked at Barbaro.
ReplyDeleteThe NBA, Where you missing a point blank game tying shot happens.
ReplyDeleteHahaha, Skip Bayless hates you more!!!
ReplyDeleteYou're with me, leather.
ReplyDeleteThis is the NBA, and that means Not Basketball Anymore.
ReplyDeleteOh, are you gonna dive now holding your face because I breathed on you?
Pussy.
"Kobe woulda made it."
ReplyDeleteSo dinner next thursday is still good for you, right?
ReplyDelete"You thought the Wizards were scary? I'm loadin' up the pump. I got some grenades. I got a couple joints with some silencers on 'em..."
ReplyDeleteCome on, Bronny. Let's forget this series and run away together.
ReplyDeleteAt that moment, Kevin realized that LeBron would never feel what he felt, and that their magical August in Vermont was all but a distant memory. Surrounded by 18,000 fans, the Big Ticket never felt so alone.
ReplyDelete"loooooooovin' you is easy cause you're beautiful"
ReplyDeleteThere Can Only Be One
ReplyDelete"So was that two cups of sugar and one teaspoon of vanilla?"
ReplyDeleteKiss me, you fool!
ReplyDeletePrince LaBrick, my name is Kevin GarNOTT. Get it??? Haha! That is Skip BASEless is so creative.
ReplyDeleteNoonan miss it! Miss it Noonan! Noonan!
ReplyDeleteHey! It worked!
(after Lebron misses game tying layup)..."Dude!"
ReplyDelete"After you miss this last shot, how about sex first and then we go shopping?"
ReplyDeleteKG, "I drink your milkshake."
ReplyDelete"Lebron... I just can't quit you!" *sobs*
ReplyDeleteI got these cheeseburgers, man...
ReplyDeleteKG ,"I am sorry I got some of my Gatorade sweat on you."
ReplyDeleteSmoke us a cigarette and go back to sleep sleep sleeeeeep
ReplyDeleteNo, you don't sweat orange Gatorade either!
ReplyDeletePffft, my Papa John's pizzas only cost a nickel.
ReplyDeleteLeBron: "What about... 'the Boston Three Party'?"
ReplyDeleteKG: "...Wow, I like that. Thank you man."
KG: I feel like I am in Highlander
ReplyDeleteLebron: What is the Highlander?
KG: It was the Academy Award for best movie ever made
"Maybe you should stick to being a lawyer"
ReplyDeleteLebron, I played with Michael Jordan. I knew Michael Jordan. Michael Jordan was a friend of mine. Lebron, you're no Michael Jordan
ReplyDeleteHey Bron, don't be mad cause you're not part of the Boston Three Party.
ReplyDeleteYou had me at hello
ReplyDeleteI just let the biggest, smelliest SBD.....
ReplyDeleteI hope nobody's witnessing this.
ReplyDeletehey guys how do you get your blogger profiles to go directly to your website?
ReplyDeleteLeBron, get me one of those 23 cent pizzas Thursday!
ReplyDelete...And the winner of American Idol, 2003 is...LeBron James!
ReplyDeleteKG: Nice shot jerkoff
ReplyDeleteLeBron: ai cammpptt taaawwkkk twaaashhh wifff disss moouufff gaawwwdd
KG: Damn, I bet someone is going to take a picture of this moment and then people are going to make homophobic comments about us on some sports blog that is sort of about announcing...
LB: Dats gaawwnnaa bwwwooo caawwk. At weeeasst wele fillllttyy wich
KG - "Yo, I'll be your witness anytime dog. Marvin Harrison knows where I'm at."
ReplyDeleteKG: I love...Paul.
ReplyDeleteRon Burgandy: KG, are you just looking at people in the arena and saying you love them?
KG: I love 'Bron. I love 'Bron.
KG : Man - this is a fantastic album...lemme borrow it.
ReplyDeleteLeBron : Nooo, my brotha...you got to buy your own.
"You miss this shot... you're goin home."
ReplyDeleteIn a moment of weakness during game 1 of Celtics-Cavaliers, Boston forward Kevin Garnett lets Cleveland's Lebron James know that he'd like to be more than a witness.
ReplyDelete"Now THAT'S a clean colon!"
ReplyDeleteIf you were Suzy Kolber, I'd kiss you
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