This is all rumor of course, but I found this item funny and intriguing enough to post today. According to DCRTV and Mediabistro, Tony Kornheiser's car was stolen from a DC garage last week and there are claims of a stalker being the culprit as well as a heightened security detail for King Tony....
DCRTV: "Tony Kornheiser's (right) car was stolen from the ESPN garage in DC last week causing 'mad drama,' to quote one source. He dropped his keys in the garage, someone took the car, and now he's demanded extra security because he claims it's a stalker." More soon.....
Mediabistro's FishbowlDC: "We hear that Tony Kornheiser's car was stolen from the ESPN garage in DC, last week causing "mad drama," to quote one source. He dropped his keys in the garage, someone took the car and now he's demanded extra security because he claims its a stalker."
All of this is still a rumor at the moment, and while stalkers can be very scary, but come on. If you drop your car keys in a garage when someone's watching, you really only have yourself to blame. DC garages aren't the safest place in the world and there are some seedy characters hanging around. More on this when information becomes available.
"causing 'mad drama,' to quote one source"
ReplyDelete...Wilbon?
Maybe it was Rodgers because he was tired about hearing Kornheiser talk about Farve. I can definitely see Kornheiser going all pissy about it.
ReplyDeleteVery thoughtful, had a great time reading your post
ReplyDeleteNOT THE SOLSTICE!
ReplyDeleteI bet he drives a 94 Taurus with empty dorito bags all over the goddamn place.
ReplyDeleteThink Wilbon opens PTI with a reference to this today?
ReplyDeleteMW: "Pardon the interuption but I'm Mike Wilbon. Tony, you wanna drive me to the airport after the show?"
ReplyDeleteTK looking around, patting at his pockets: "I'm Tony Kornheiser. I would, but, I can't find my keys."
maybe junior has the
ReplyDeleteIt was Mottram! We've all seen those stalker pics from the Super Bowl/ASG.
ReplyDeleteI'm more interested in which film critic went "Shane Stant" on Roger Ebert's knee? Rex Reed? Jay Sherman? Hell, even Jay Mariotti?
ReplyDeleteWhats funny is that PTI is taped in the ATF building, which has pretty good security.
ReplyDeleteI wonder if the stalker was Marty from NoCal who reportedly has a close relationship with Jim Rome. Marty, you two-timing skank!
ReplyDeletelooks like the guy from media bistro plagiarized the shit out of the guy from DCRTV, or vice versa. Where's your bitching about that now AA? Fucking blogs do this shit and no one says anything but when someone from wherever else does it you are the first to point fingers.
ReplyDeleteExtra security!?! Kornheiser has a security detail!?! There are more important people in DC than Tony...believe it or not.
ReplyDeleteWhy anyone would stalk Kornheiser is beyond me! He obviously imagines it's some hot chick that thinks he's irresistible. Fat chance, old guy, fat chance!
ReplyDeleteThis guy needs to get off the mnf broadcasts. He makes them almost unwatchable. He is the worst I have ever seen on a broadcast. Even worse than Dennis Miller and that was bad!
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