Week Three Announcing Schedule
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"Javid Breast."- Chris Spielman (via 49er16)
"It's time to separate the platinum (bad teams) from the white (good teams) gold."- Desmond Howard (via Joe)
The hand signals allow him to call more things, they're like sign language - Bob Griese (via Matt)
"A lot of things were going on after that ball went in the endzone, er, out of bounds, and Carolina, er, North Carolina is going to get penalized." - Ray Bentley (via JFein)
"He's pulling out too soon."- Doc Walker (via Stewart)
"The team only seems to do well after the other team scores a touchdown." - Pam Ward (via JFein)
"You sure it's only a couple of games you're watching, you got 30 televisions there." - Dave Pasch to Rece Davis
"Clemson can get cute, but between the tackles theyre getting jiggy with it just bulldozing" - Doc Walker (via JGreul)
"That ball should not have been thrown. Everybody was coming." - Bob Griese
"I was impressed by his thickness." - Chris Speilman (via MJF3)
"He got most of those yardage in the first half." - Bob Griese (via JFein)
"You want everyone to send you cupcakes!"- Robert Smith
"I've already got plenty."- Wendy Nix
"Don't mistake these Ducks as decoys."- Ron Franklin (via 49er16)
"A drive is a victory for Tennessee."- Gary Danielson
"He bangs inside the 20." - Verne Lundquist, who put a very awkward emphasis on bangs (via JFein)
"So if you have to land that water plane on land how do you do it?"- Terry Gannon
"It has wheels on it"- David Norrie
(via BSPN)
"The talented Freshman, who was just in a highschool classroom twenty minutes ago."- Matt Millen
"He runs the ball with great bodyling."- Gary Danielson
"Tim Tebow with only 4 interceptions all last year's championship....year."- Verne Lundquist
"Husky fans looking for a little purple haze."- Terry Gannon (via BSPN)
"Unless it looks obvious, I'm eating a hotdog, and going with what the guy on the field had."- Gary Danielson on the replay booth
"2nd down is the NFL play action down. We'll see if Oakland counts as the NFL." - Gary Danielson (via Adam)
"He's got great eye vision."- Gary Danielson
"The extra point from 20 yards out...and Tennessee gets three." - Verne Lundquist (via Adam)
"David Nelson will get an ear feel from his coach."- Gary Danielson
"The bonzai offense, as they're now calling it here, a lot of the calls come from the sidelines."- Gary Danielson
"Its like Van Halen opening up for the Jonas Brothers"- David Norrie on the switch back from UT-FL to BC-CLEM
"This is not a good interchange...we go from Tracy Wolfson to Tim Brando. America is the loser."- Verne Lundquist (via Adam)
"He hurt his ankle in the first week of the game."- Pam Ward (via Jeremy)
"There have been Hollywood marriages that haven't lasted as long as the last few minutes of this half."- Bob Picozzi (via Joe)
"A bing, a bang, and a bong."- Gary Danielson
"Sounds like a late night college experience"- Verne Lundquist
"So it'll be 1st and ten at the 52 yard line..."- Todd Harris (via Mike)
"They (ARK) have some young receivers, that are pretty good lookin"- Todd Blackledge (via Stewart)
"We want to tell you about the latest upsate to date."- Wendy Nix
"His name might be Childs, but that was a man catch." - Brad Nessler (via JFein)
"Did you know that it's "National Talk Like A Pirate....Day"....today?"- Brent Musburger
"Javid Breast."-Spielman
ReplyDeleteUm Chris, it's Best.
What's up with Spielman and his balls and breasts? Is he getting some before the telecasts??
ReplyDelete"He had to swallow the ball" (after a Kyle Parker sack)- Steve Martin.
ReplyDeleteDesmond Howard on College Gameday: "It's time to separate the platinum (bad teams) from the white (good teams) gold."
ReplyDelete"At this point, if it were tag, nobody would be able to touch him (CJ Spiller)" Doc Walker
ReplyDelete"You heard the progress on Julio Jones, a big maybe." Cara Capuano.
ReplyDeleteMike Hogewood (ACC sideline reporter): "The players don't mind rain, they want a mud game. Sideline reporters: not so much."
ReplyDelete"When you start out like they are starting out, it certainly does work." - Chris Spielman talking about Cal arriving in Minnesota a day early to be better adjusted to the time.
ReplyDeleteThey just had a promo for ESPN Chicago.com on the ECU-UNC game. Or what Pam Ward says: "Da Bears!"
ReplyDelete"When you have those balls on the ground, you gotta go get them." - Chris Spielman
ReplyDelete"They could have had practice in there."-Greise
ReplyDelete"At least walk throughs."-Spielman
Talking about Minnesota's new locker room.
The BTN is definitely not the Big Time Network. They had a graphic for the PSU-Temple game showing the coaches...and they got the names on the wrong coaches.
ReplyDelete"Pressure causes leaks" - Doc Walker after Clemsons QB throws INT
ReplyDeleteRay Bentley about the East Carolina offense going after UNC's defense: "You got to go right straight at them."
ReplyDeleteThe hand signals allow him to call more things, they're like sign language - Bob Griese
ReplyDelete"And that sets the play to doom." Steve Martin.
ReplyDelete"Decker shaken up as he got hammered." - Dave Pasch
ReplyDelete"Take that ball, run, eat it, take the loss, live to fight another down." Doug Chapman talking about Terrell Pryor on Ohio State-Toledo.
ReplyDelete"Big players make big plays in big games."-Spielman
ReplyDeleteThanks, Chris.
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ReplyDeleteKenny Jackson on the Penn State-Temple game is interviewing players wearing famous numbers, and the guy doesn't know who played who.
ReplyDelete"A lot of things were going on after that ball went in the endzone, er, out of bounds, and Carolina, er, North Carolina is going to get penalized." - Ray Bentley
ReplyDeleteThey were interviewing Kansas coach Bill Self on the Versus feed, with Ron Thulin.
ReplyDelete"I haven't taken a snap in 30 years, but that snap was disaster." Doc Walker
ReplyDelete"He's pulling out too soon." Rick Walker
ReplyDeleteWhy is ESPN so obsessed with showing Jahvid Best's mother?
ReplyDelete"It takes a posse to bring him down" - Doc Walker on trying to tackle Clemson RB CJ Spiller
ReplyDelete"The team only seems to do well after the other team scores a touchdown." - Pam Ward
ReplyDeleteDoc Walker, again: "Coach Brooks, the DL coach for Clemson, put some pepper in the grits of that defensive line."
ReplyDelete"they must have put some pepper in their grits theyre brining it"
ReplyDelete"theyre going after it like a pack of wild animals" - Doc Walker on Clemsons DL play
"You sure it's only a couple of games you're watching, you got 30 televisions there." - Dave Pasch to Rece Davis
ReplyDelete"He thinks he's in the Metrodome right now." - Dave Pasch on a Minnesota player who got completely whalloped while fielding a punt.
ReplyDelete"clemson can get cute, but between the tackles theyre getting jiggy with it just bulldozing" - Doc Walker on Clemsons OL
ReplyDelete"I think that Mike Riley has done a really good job." - Lou Holtz talking about Cal QB Kevin< Riley.
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ReplyDelete@JFein, did you hear Reece correct Dr. Lou real quickly after he said that?
ReplyDeleteCharles Davis: "Michigan might want to put a foot on Eastern Michigan's throat in the 2nd half."
ReplyDelete@ 49er16: Yes. And then Lou quickly repeated the correction. Too funny.
ReplyDelete"If anybody should throw a Hail Mary, it should be BC. Theyve had a little success with it" - Doc Walker at the end of first half, winner of dated reference award
ReplyDeleteAbout two hours to Grandpa Verne and Crazy Uncle Gary.
ReplyDeleteI wonder which QB's mom Danielson will make innappropriate comments about this year
"Kevin Riley just got off the phone with Spielman, who said 'hand it off to Best'." - Dave Pasch
ReplyDelete"You're going to see a hole open up." - Chris Spielman
ReplyDelete"That ball should not have been thrown. Everybody was coming." - Bob Griese
ReplyDeleteThat's definitley a good reason to not throw the ball....
The not ready for Big Time Network announcer(Ari Wolfe) after Penn State kicks a field goal extending its lead to 24-6, "Temple extends the lead 24-6"
ReplyDeleteAnd we wonder why the BTN is not on most cable outlets...
They're in a lightning delay at the Clemson game. Strangely, living in the same state, 200 miles away, there's nothing going on. Barely a cloud in the sky.
ReplyDeleteWill Merritt (Clemson analyst): "The assistant coaches are coming out, and this delay is somewhat coming to an end."
ReplyDelete"I was impressed by his thickness." - Chris Speilman, Cal-Minn
ReplyDeleteHate to do this to you Kenny.
ReplyDeleteKenny Jackson: "The game hasn't changed that much."
Not even 1 minute later: "The game has changed, the game has evolved."
"He got most of those yardage in the first half." - Bob Griese, not an English major.
ReplyDeletePete Yanity, Clemson PBP: "They got to run that clock and put the hay in that garage."
ReplyDelete"Don't mistake these Ducks as decoys."-Ron Franklin
ReplyDeleteOh boy. We're stuck watching that ugly Clemson game till the end, while Tennessee-Florida is relegated to online and radio here in Charleston.
ReplyDelete" My Hair Looks good" Sean Farnham
ReplyDeleteAnother lightning delay in the Clemson game.
ReplyDeleteStupid lightning! I want to watch Florida!!!
ReplyDeleteIn Charleston, they cut to the Florida game to show during the delay.
ReplyDeleteGators took the opening drive of the game down the field for a FG. 3-0 Gators.
ReplyDeleteOkay sweet....it's on now.
ReplyDelete"He bangs inside the 20." - Verne Lundquist, who put a very awkward emphasis on bangs.
ReplyDeleteAnd to those stuck watching lightning, the Vols are driving inside the redzone.
"So if you have to land that water plane on land how do you do it?" Terry Gannon
ReplyDelete"It has wheels on it" David Norrie
"You think about when he was running the show with the Cougars" Terry Gannon
ReplyDelete"The opened up huge holes" Terry Gannon
ReplyDelete"they are going to have to rely on sloppy ball handling by USC" David Norrie
ReplyDelete"Husky fans looking for a little purple haze" Terry Gannon
ReplyDelete"Its like Van Halen opening up for the Jonas Brothers" David Norrie
ReplyDeleteHahahaha what was that about BSPN?
ReplyDelete"Back to Eugene Washington" - Ron Franklin
ReplyDeleteAnd the geniuses at the ABC Philadelphia station decided that USC-Wash was a better game than NEB-VT
"2nd down is the NFL play action down. We'll see if Oakland counts as the NFL." - Gary Danielson
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ReplyDelete(on a UT field goal)
ReplyDelete"The extra point from 20 yards out...and Tennessee gets three." - Verne Lundquist
*note: he did correct himself...you know, eventually.
"If I was unsure as a replay official, I'd go with the call on the field." - Danielson, thank you Capt Obvious thats supposed to happen
ReplyDeleteThey went back from the Florida game back to Clemson on our station here in Charleston.
ReplyDeleteThey cut-in during the middle of a commercial (missed a Clemson FG), and haven't come back.
"Tebow was almost be headed."- Verne
ReplyDeleteI think the nation would like to see that.
"Here they come....and they will go." - Verne Lundquist
ReplyDelete"You got a boat ready for us" Norrie
ReplyDelete"Of course I do" Gannon
"This is not a good interchange...we go from Tracy Wolfson to Tim Brando. America is the loser." -Verne Lundquist
ReplyDelete"You are something special Verne" - Brando in response
ReplyDelete"Of the Matthews clan,just like everybody else he's gonna be good" - Ron Franklin on Oregon LB Casey Matthews
Craig James about Dancing with the Stars (AZ-IOWA): "I just crack up when I see former athletes on there. I love it."
ReplyDeleteMike Patrick: "If you were on it would we laugh or go oh my golly, this guy can dance?"
Craig: "We would say that this dude has a little shake and bake to him. He can do it."
" I am going to follow Sam when I get home I am a big tweeter". Sean Farnham talking about FCS sideline reporter Samatha Steele.
ReplyDeleteFrom Thursday night: Chris Fowler on opening: "They (Miami) barbequed Florida State in the opener."
ReplyDeleteCitadel play-by-play guy, Darren Goldwater: "The Citadel players and coaches are getting half a suntan on this 65 degree day."
ReplyDelete(ND in the I-Formation)--> "Notre Dame comes out in the Wildcat formation." -Tom Hammond
ReplyDeleteDavid Norrie was talking about Jimmy Hendrix opening up for The Monkeys, when their trivia question was asking about Jimmy Hendrix playing in Seattle not the UT-FL game.
ReplyDeleteI'm listening to the Princeton game, and the student section is chanting "Ole!" "Ole!" "Ole!" through the 4th quarter, as they're losing 24-7.
ReplyDeleteThe first down option play was defensed beautifully by the Tennessee defense. - Gary Danielson
ReplyDeleteHoly crap I think Washington can win this game.
ReplyDelete/Kiss of death
Isnt it a little early for USC to lose to a PAC-10 team they should handilt beat ?
ReplyDeleteWho am I kidding ? My Twerps barely beat James Madison, and have a one point lead on Middle Tennessee
"That's a frustration penalty."-Dave Lapham
ReplyDelete"He split the wickets on that throw" David Norrie
ReplyDeleteTwo quotes from Farnham
ReplyDelete1 " Colorado Cowboys".
2. " Is that the concussion talking? Or Hawkins Talking?"
"Listen to this crowd." - Terry Gannon as music starts playing in the background.
ReplyDelete"I dont see many receivers coming out of high school...the lunch line with the receiving ability of Johnson" David Norrie
ReplyDeleteSome classic head scratchers from Pam Ward during UNC vs. ECU:
ReplyDelete"He hurt his ankle in the first week of the game."
"...completes a little pass."
"You take the 18 yard punt over the blocked punt...not much better."
"Meanwhile ECU is trying to score an offensive point for the 1st time this season." -late in the 4th. quarter after ECU had already scored 2 touchdowns on offense in the game.
"A 6-4-3 double play."- Terry Gannon, talking about a deflected pass.
ReplyDelete"This isn't football, this is lawn ball." - David Norrie on Jake Locker recovering a snap that bounced off the turf in front of him.
ReplyDelete" You meet girls on Myspace to Yogi Roth" Samantha Steele.
ReplyDeleteI'm pretty sure Danielson said Tennessee's running back runs with "great body LEAN", not "bodyling." makes a bit more sense that way.
ReplyDelete"Corner backs hate it when receivers go down low on them" color commentator for MD/MTS game on ESPN360
ReplyDeleteBob Picozzi (FIU-Rutgers)- "There have been Hollywood marriages that haven't lasted as long as the last few minutes of this half."
ReplyDeleteWhat a win for Washington, biggest upset of the year so far.
ReplyDelete"It's the beginning of what is going to be a big night of partying" John Saunders
ReplyDeleteTommy Suggs (South Carolina announcer): "2001 will be here right in a minute."
ReplyDeleteThat was a bing, bang, bong play - Gary Danielson
ReplyDelete(followed by Verne Lundquist saying)
That sounds more like a late night activity
Andy Demetra (PBP announcer for SC-FAU game): "The sun is soon to set under a satin sky."
ReplyDelete@timothy
ReplyDeleteVerne said something like "that sounds like what'll happen on campus later"
How do you recruit a quarterback out of high school?
ReplyDelete--Lou Holtz
Quick, someone post another comment referring to 'coming' or a possible penis reference. Those never get old!
ReplyDelete"He (Kiffin) may not get to sing Rocky Top, how about R-E-S-P-E-C-T ? for his team ? " - Danielson at the end of UF / UT
ReplyDelete"We'll see if that comes back" - Glen Parker
ReplyDelete"Like a bad meal ?" - Joe B
"It'll give the coaches indigestion" - Glen Parker
After FL St misses extra point
Big rain delay in Auburn.
ReplyDeleteTodd Blackledge: "They (ARK) have some young receivers, that are pretty good lookin"
ReplyDeleteHow does Potts hit five different receivers on the first drive?
ReplyDelete"Guess I'll have more work to do" - Joe B
ReplyDelete"And I'll have less football to watch" - Glen Parker
After a promo for VS hockey coverage, during FSU / BYU
HAHAHAHA!!! Epic fail by the Maryland Terrapins!
ReplyDeleteNate Newton's son plays for Texas? Well, we know who provides the weed for the Longhorns.
ReplyDelete"His name might be Childs, but that was a man catch." - Brad Nessler
ReplyDelete@SSR
ReplyDeleteBe nice I'm having a great start to the football season between the Twerps and the Deadskins.
Is it hockey season yet ? Oh wait the Capitals will just lose another rigged series to St Cindy of the Confluence (Crosby)
Time for DC sports to experience the pain we went through in Seattle.
ReplyDelete@jgreul: How 'bout those Nats? Sorry to throw a little more gas on that fire.
ReplyDeleteHahaha what pain you went through in Seattle? Having Steve Largent retire???
ReplyDelete@Mal
ReplyDeleteHavent followed baseball in at least 10 yrs. And I was an Orioles fan when I did. No Nats, moved out of area before they came along
And if you're a true O's fan, you don't just "become" a Nats fan.
ReplyDelete"Some(fans) decided to stay at their own risk. Those ones right there."
ReplyDelete-Mark Jones
Tech players looking to "find grass"? Look in the opposing backfield for your supplier.
ReplyDelete"We saw lighting strikes about an hour ago Bob, well lighting just struck again."-Mark Jones, after a West Virginia touchdown.
ReplyDeleteHoly Queer Eye, Bat Man. What is Herbstreit wearing!!!!!
ReplyDeleteCan Jordan Shipley free style like Herbie?
ReplyDelete"Out of nowhere, he comes right up into the hole." - Todd Blackledge
ReplyDelete"He was streaking along the sideline....and Cox threw it to the sideline." - Brad Nessler trying to explain an incomplete pass.
ReplyDelete@ AA...how about all of 2008? Winless football team. 4-12 Seahawks. 101 loss Mariners. U-Dub missed the NCAA tournament.
ReplyDelete2009? We rock.
BTW 49er16....McFedries got submitted in round 2 by Drwal via rear naked choke. He finally goes past round 1 and he absolutely gasses.
You can catch the other fight on Spike.
On a booth review
ReplyDelete"If I was them, I would go with the call on the field, unless it was clear that the call was wrong."
"The Hogs were bringing everyone from the pasture all the way onto the field." - Brad Nessler after Arkansas brought the blitz and sacked Joe Cox.
ReplyDeleteBlackledge: "The tackle explodes when he comes to Joe Cox".
ReplyDelete"They brought everyone from the pasture on that one."-Brad Nessler
ReplyDelete"Here's a 4th down and 6 for the Merry Pirate"
ReplyDelete--Brent, in reference to Mike Leach
Earlier today from Gannon...
ReplyDelete"The season is on the line here for USC."
UFC 103 prelim card > Football tonight
"I wish I could have taken the bone home for my dog."-Blackledge
ReplyDeleteHe was talking about the steak he ate for his Taste of the Town segment.
Ye be walkin' the plank for that, Musburger...arrrrr...
ReplyDeleteGetting in the spirit of the Talk Like a Pirate Day.
And I got Soutrhern California-Washington instead of Nebraska-Virginia Tech. And Gannon-Norrie is ten times worse than The Randomness That Is Mike Patrick, even though my verification word is "BLISS" it was not
ReplyDelete"Aspeaking of errant, let's go to Erin!" - Brad Nessler
ReplyDelete"He's got an eye patch, I'm sorry, an ice pack, over his forehead." - Erin Andrews
ReplyDeleteFitting that it's National Talk Like A Pirate Day.....
Zachary stepped out of bounds at the 81 yard line.
ReplyDelete--Mark jones
Captain Three Sheets To The Wind promoting ESPN's College Gameday Final: "Hard to believe Dr. Lou [Holtz] stays up after midnight..."
ReplyDeleteAnd he still hangs around with Jack Daniels and Captain Morgan.
And of course, M-m-m-m-m-mookie, there wasn't a Seattle Sounders FC on the pitch in 2008 in MLS...
ReplyDelete"They say that revenge is a dish best served cold. Well this one has been served cold and wet." - Mark Jones, making an allusion to the weather and the 1-hour delay it had cause of the downpour of rain.
ReplyDelete"Let him get behind his legs." - Petros Papadakis
ReplyDeleteTwo comments from the game on CBS College Sports, which is actually a Mountain Network broadcast that they're simulcasting. It's my first time seeing that network and if it wasn't for the dodgy camerawork and the fact that their graphics never list the down and distance, it isn't half-bad for a lower-level broadcast.
ReplyDeleteAnyway, the first comment came from one of the announcers after a Hawaii player got flagged for taunting. He said, "I guess he's not following the 'ohana' spirit" then elaborated to say that 'ohana' is a Hawaiian term meaning "family".
Then, just a few minutes ago, after a UNLV running back absorbed a hit and stayed in bounds for a few extra yards to get a first down, one of them said, "... that's because he's got power... (he paused for a moment) below the waist."
From the Helmet Stickers segment of College Football Final:
ReplyDeleteLou Holtz: "Mine goes to Jahvid Best, the running back from ... (1.5 seconds of silence). Tremendous job today, 131 yards, 5 touchdowns as Oregon beats Minnesota."