Saturday, November 21, 2009

Pam Ward Chronicles: Week Twelve



We're heading down the stretch with Pammy in the lead. Who will take the crown?

Week Twelve Announcing Schedule
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"May the shwartz be with you."- Matt Millen

"There are a lot of Grandmas and Grandpas that have never heard of Facebook."- Bob Griese
"But you do."- Dave Pasch
"(laughs)Barely"- Bob Griese
(via 49er16)

67 comments:

  1. Pam can't lose at this point. I don't expect Speilman to be back this season and Danielson is too far behind. I think Griese deserves an "honorable" mention for his suspension!

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  2. Dave Lamont on Wednesday night game: "This man (Trent Dilfer) loves him some football."

    Also, a little "Vanpeezy action" for SportsCenter.

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  3. "There are a lot of Grandmas and Grandpas that have never heard of Facebook."-Bob Griese

    "But you do."-Dave Pasch

    "(laughs)Barely"-Griese

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  4. Kind of strange having two SEC Network games. In Charleston, we're getting both games, Alabama on Fox, and Arkansas on My.

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  5. I think the math needs to be checked. Possible that week 3 results weren't included in the total. Old man Vern seems to be short 10 points.

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  6. Ray Bentley: "I guess the linesman didn't have the heart to call that call twice."

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  7. Chris Doering: "These guys are going to have to get some pads on if they want to tackle Mark Ingram today."

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  8. Pam Ward (after defensive touchdowns by UNC): "They're looking like (Boston College) great white sharks."

    "This is Jaws territory right now."

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  9. Andre Ware: "Ryan Mallett is a kid in a candy store right now with this offense."

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  10. These announcers on the Florida game are really bad.

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  11. Wow McDonough and Millen got choked up when talking about Spielman. That was sad.

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  12. "Alright guys, Alabama and Florida baswically playing scrimmages today." - Reece Davis

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  13. Do you think Matt Millen was given a nice welcome back to Michigan?

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  14. Remember, Millen did the Notre Dame/Michigan game earlier in the year.

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  15. "This is like a broken record right behind me." - Jim Knox reporting on all of the OU injuries.

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  16. I can't believe Maryland is now leading Florida State.

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  17. "There's Mark (Herzlich) with the shaved head."

    -Pam Ward

    (Herzlich is recovering from bone cancer and lost his hair from chemotherapy)

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  18. "You can see that interception coming from way up here." - Pam Ward

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  19. "He knows where the first down markers are, unlike those New England Patriots receivers."-Pat Hayden

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  20. @ Birdman: I think that's our winner of the week!

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  21. "He has good get-off on the ball."
    --Matt Millen

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  22. "He has good get-off on the ball"- Matt Millen

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  23. "He's having a good year out there, aren't they?"
    --Matt Millen

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  24. @ Birdman I think Pam Ward may earn a one week suspension for that stupid remark.

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  25. "He had to twist his body 360 degrees to make that catch." - Mike Patrick

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  26. "Andre Dixon going with the anti-male pattern baldness haircut."-Pat Hayden

    "You would notice."-Tomm Hammond

    "I'm jealous."-Hayden

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  27. "He's as charming and intelligent of an individual as you will ever meet, but he does not have eyes in the back of his head." - Mike Patrick

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  28. " A Blocked Field Goal" Jeremy Bloom when it was a punt.

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  29. Gary Danielson: "The question is, does LSU have confidence in Sheppard to pass out of the Wild Rebel formation?"
    Verne Lundquist: "You meant to say Wild Tiger."
    Gary Danielson: "I just call them all Wildcat, let everybody else sort it out."

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  30. Bob Wichhusen: "Looks like Arena Football for Virginia in this first half."

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  31. The worst part of Pam's "shaved head" comment was that she had just finished telling the story of his cancer.

    I guess she just didn't put 2 and 2 together.

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  32. "...the best drive Penn State has put together this year...or, this game." - Mike Patrick

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  33. Poor Ron Cherry's microphone is not working well in the Clemson game. Too bad we can't get a "He's giving him the business."

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  34. That Clemson game sounds like it is an interesting game.

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  35. "Notre Dime, Notre Dame takes a timeout." - Tom Hammond

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  36. " End of the First Quarter". Jeremy Bloom when its the end of the third quarter.

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  37. Charlie Weis still has a job! At least for a few minutes as UCONN misses a FG at the end of regulation. Going to OT.

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  38. If there's a football god out there UCONN will win in OT. They haven't had a lot of good things happen this year, obviously.

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  39. "Charlie Weis' job potentially hanging in the balance." -Tom Hammond

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  40. "Will the drive continue here in overtime? Yes, it will." -Tom Hammond on the UCONN 3rd and short before the TD. I think Hammond thought it may have been 4th down.

    UCONN wins anyway. Weis is probably out at ND now.

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  41. "We should also mention [UConn Running back Andre Dixon]'s running back, running mate." - Tom Hammond

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  42. Mike Patrick: "Joe Paterno, as he has done so many times in his brilliant career, offering condolences at midfield to the team he just beat."

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  43. Larry Vettel: "It is a picturesque day in the University City."

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  44. "Chattanooga punching, rather punting..." John Saunders on the Alabama punt return TD.

    How the hell is he on the Sunday 7:00 Sportscenter w/ Berman and Co.!? Awful.

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  45. What a stupid call by Les Miles in the LSU game.

    Verne Lundquist: "Oh my gosh!" "What are they doing!"

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  46. "WHAT ARE THEY DOING?"- Verne as loud as he can yell as LSU doesn't get a play, let alone FG off after the 4th and 26 Hail Mary pass was caught at the 10 w/ :01 left.

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  47. lol- that was unintentionally the funniest dramatic play by play announcing call this season. I love Verne- he's so funny to listen to and his laugh sounds funny too lol

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  48. Some of the stupid fans on the LSU message boards want Les Miles fired all because of that. Look what he's done with the program in the last few years.

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  49. I forgot to add this as Les Miles' stupidity distracted me but on ESPN during the FSU/MD highlight on a FSU reverse for a TD:

    "REVERSE!" - Rece, Lou and Mark in unison

    "That's the best one we've done all season." - Rece Davis

    "Unfortunately, Maryland couldn't hear us." - Lou Holtz

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  50. Les Miles shouldn't be fired for that...he does deserve a Pammy this week for his idiotic clock-management.

    They also wasted 10-15 seconds before calling a TO on the 3rd down play.

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  51. "Of course, it is Florida and Georgia in the SEC Championship Game." - Mark Jones as ESPN2 reviews SEC standings before UGA/UK kickoff.

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  52. Todd Blackledge: "It was a good play with the left arm, but not a good play with the right arm."

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  53. Mark Jones (about Stanford-Cal): "You think you'll ever see the day when the bands will come onto the field again?"

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  54. Ron Franklin with a incomplete sentence (TX-KS): "He is next level competitor."

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  55. Ed Cunningham (talking about Mangino): "He's got his letterman's jacket on, that's for sure."

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  56. "It's so cold, I thought he was hugging himself." - Ron Franklin on Mark Mangino's coat
    "He's got his letterman's jacket on." - Ed Cunningham

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  57. "Do not let the rules get in the way of a great play, Ron, such a stickler." - Ed Cunningham, sarcastically.

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  58. Jim Leahey (Hawaii-SJSU): "You've got Joe Paterno, then Bob-by Bowden."

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  59. "I never use the word indisputable. I think the SEC has buried that forever." - Brent Musburger

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  60. "I did not recognize that team that played Michigan today. What did they do, wire Oregon on how to look bad in a uniform?" - Brent Musburger

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  61. "There's a Little Husker. Corn-fed and proud." - Brad Nessler

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  62. "Wade had a gimme. They could have called the infield fly run on that one." - Brent Musburger

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  63. "It's a 3 step drop and he is going to be dropped." - Ron Thulin

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  65. Lou Holtz on College Football Final: Ranting about Notre Dame, "They don't want to hear you bitch and moan!"

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  66. So there were multiple people in the Herzlich shot and you need to ID the person. How else would you identify the guy you were talking about - "he's the bald one?" There's no delicate way to describe it, IMHO.

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  67. AGGIE FANS ARE SUCKING FACE TONIGHT

    Thanks Jesse Palmer. I haven't laughed that hard in years.

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