tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post1717439913554437862..comments2023-11-02T12:10:41.494-04:00Comments on Awful Announcing: You Create The Caption #96DeROKhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11989933780728785428noreply@blogger.comBlogger28125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-22283752744548553992007-10-11T09:56:00.000-04:002007-10-11T09:56:00.000-04:00Hey bro...you've got this monster booger right the...Hey bro...you've got this monster booger right there - wait..no the other side...yeah..there ya go. You got it.I_Speak_Jive_Fluentlyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01406121961139763211noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-82450516328156859872007-10-11T09:50:00.000-04:002007-10-11T09:50:00.000-04:00Sultan Ibragimov celebrates Brett Favre day by gro...Sultan Ibragimov celebrates Brett Favre day by growing stubble on his butt-chin and allowing Michael Strahan to sack him.Eric (Extra P.)https://www.blogger.com/profile/09395146435169850021noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-6131199672092920002007-10-11T05:43:00.000-04:002007-10-11T05:43:00.000-04:00"Evander, I cannot ahelp abut notice...theez jacke..."Evander, I cannot ahelp abut notice...theez jacket joo wear...theez thee same jacket joo wear in 1984 Olympic?" - Sultan quote transcribed for effect.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-84249616684664833162007-10-11T01:35:00.000-04:002007-10-11T01:35:00.000-04:00"Are we gonna box? Or are we gonna' make out? I ch..."Are we gonna box? Or are we gonna' make out? I choose the latter."<BR/><BR/>Can I get (Ewwwww) three days in a row?More Crediblehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05033935478245787669noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-54010816517131791642007-10-10T23:51:00.000-04:002007-10-10T23:51:00.000-04:00Evander: "My dick is bigger than yours".Russian: "...Evander: "My dick is bigger than yours".<BR/><BR/>Russian: "So is your sperm count".Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-78738355569587670152007-10-10T22:16:00.000-04:002007-10-10T22:16:00.000-04:00I wish I knew how to quit you.I wish I knew how to quit you.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-3321870099771737962007-10-10T20:09:00.000-04:002007-10-10T20:09:00.000-04:00Ahhh...good then. I see you did not bother to shav...Ahhh...good then. I see you did not bother to shave for this little event either.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-75193451005733703462007-10-10T18:04:00.000-04:002007-10-10T18:04:00.000-04:00So, you threw 5 interceptions, huh? Evander! Time ...So, you threw 5 interceptions, huh? Evander! Time to knock some sense into this chump.HardScoreshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15446306103107043850noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-822992863567165102007-10-10T16:18:00.000-04:002007-10-10T16:18:00.000-04:00You can cut the sexual tension in the room with a ...You can cut the sexual tension in the room with a knife.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-83634797851567816792007-10-10T16:03:00.000-04:002007-10-10T16:03:00.000-04:00Congratulations on being the first black man to se...Congratulations on being the first black man to set foot in Russia.GMoneyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03629846751680840539noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-5110586075351702682007-10-10T16:01:00.000-04:002007-10-10T16:01:00.000-04:00Good to see that boxing is still around.Good to see that boxing is still around.TJXhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05386844671773218074noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-66516302331297155802007-10-10T15:47:00.000-04:002007-10-10T15:47:00.000-04:00I No. you have a Burger King Breakfast Buddy or dv...I No. you have a Burger King Breakfast Buddy or dva or tree in your pokket that I vil kill you for and feed my fomilee for 4 months.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-75267710686190005602007-10-10T15:36:00.000-04:002007-10-10T15:36:00.000-04:00"Hey man, stop staring at my ear, I'm really self-..."Hey man, stop staring at my ear, I'm really self-conscious about it."Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-81412167725750694292007-10-10T15:34:00.000-04:002007-10-10T15:34:00.000-04:00I got way more kids than you, so there.I got way more kids than you, so there.E Buzzhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04363646592893172933noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-11503986179823974762007-10-10T15:25:00.000-04:002007-10-10T15:25:00.000-04:00Real Deal, "Did you say the Foreman Grill is bette...Real Deal, "Did you say the Foreman Grill is better than my Real Deal Holyfield Grill?!"Alexhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10033650404752965948noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-39982392600452273922007-10-10T15:24:00.000-04:002007-10-10T15:24:00.000-04:00"Hey man, stop staring at my ear, I'm really self-..."Hey man, stop staring at my ear, I'm really self-conscious about it."Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-72609348797996634662007-10-10T14:50:00.000-04:002007-10-10T14:50:00.000-04:00Don't scare me AA. "Hotel California at the Super ...Don't scare me AA. "Hotel California at the Super Bowl?" I thought you were saying that Chris Berman was doing the show.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-77547186302859932752007-10-10T14:45:00.000-04:002007-10-10T14:45:00.000-04:00Why is this guy staring at me?Where am I?I need to...Why is this guy staring at me?<BR/>Where am I?<BR/>I need to go to the bathroom.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-60013698275601360212007-10-10T14:36:00.000-04:002007-10-10T14:36:00.000-04:00Sultan Ibragimov... Sultan Ibragimov... is he the ...Sultan Ibragimov... Sultan Ibragimov... is he the one you hit in the belly after he opens his mouth, or is he the one you hit when he charges you from across the ring?MDThttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04485948173023354227noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-3469943543248755792007-10-10T14:16:00.000-04:002007-10-10T14:16:00.000-04:00Evander: Hey, Russian Dude- some of those letters...Evander: Hey, Russian Dude- some of those letters are backwards.<BR/>Russian Dude: It’s the Cyrillic alphabet. The letters may look similar to English, but they’re different. The “R” is supposed to be backwards.<BR/>Evander: What’s an “R”?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-5551060028923207572007-10-10T14:11:00.000-04:002007-10-10T14:11:00.000-04:00"If you're a Sultan and sultans are Arabic, does t..."If you're a Sultan and sultans are Arabic, does this mean I need to travel to Iraq, run up to the highest sand dune, scream out SUUUULTAAAAAN, whoop your ass in 15 rounds where I will first be booed then cheered, then tell the terrorists, 'If I can change, and you can change, everybody can change!!!' and end all war? Because that sounds like the perfect movie plot for Rocky Balboa Returns!"the great bambihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09763271131746712375noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-60002648488555554142007-10-10T13:53:00.000-04:002007-10-10T13:53:00.000-04:00You will lose.If he dies, he dies.I must break you...You will lose.<BR/><BR/>If he dies, he dies.<BR/><BR/>I must break you.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-69682061485603406832007-10-10T13:49:00.000-04:002007-10-10T13:49:00.000-04:00So, do you want to do the mambo or the cha-cha-cha...So, do you want to do the mambo or the cha-cha-cha?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-36272551179611384942007-10-10T13:48:00.000-04:002007-10-10T13:48:00.000-04:00Sultan: "I hope you take time out of busy training...Sultan: "I hope you take time out of busy training schedule to be fixing little girl's dolphin pool toy."The Legend of Vincent Tremblayhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12141687990907230328noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-49708320242262411742007-10-10T13:43:00.000-04:002007-10-10T13:43:00.000-04:00Nothing says "intimidation" like a multicolored wi...Nothing says "intimidation" like a multicolored windbreaker, and nothing says "pain" like a denim shirt under said windbreaker.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com