tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post1785736915750587768..comments2008-11-20T12:38:20.352-05:00Awful Announcing-http://www.blogger.com/profile/02512793293145554219noreply@blogger.comBlogger127125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-47406938591577697622008-11-20T12:38:00.000-05:002008-11-20T12:38:00.000-05:00The point is, ladies and gentleman, that greed -- for lack of a better word -- is good. Greed is right. Greed works. Greed clarifies, cuts through, and captures the essence of the evolutionary spirit. Greed, in all of its forms -- greed for life, for money, for love, knowledge -- has marked the upward surge of mankind. And greed -- you mark my words -- will not only save the Dallas Mavericks, but that other malfunctioning corporation called the USA.BigFish18http://openid.aol.com/BigFish18noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-60152727963898169862008-11-20T12:34:00.000-05:002008-11-20T12:34:00.000-05:00Look, It's the African ant eater ritual!BigFish18http://openid.aol.com/BigFish18noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-1405776070089298722008-11-20T11:46:00.000-05:002008-11-20T11:46:00.000-05:00How do these jeans look on me? Does my ass look weird? How bout my male camel-toe. It's like a three thing...it's like ball, dick, ball. Division symbol.Fidelhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04887715709150944868noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-36465509830830272282008-11-20T11:28:00.000-05:002008-11-20T11:28:00.000-05:00"I wonder if there are Eiffel Towers in prison?"John Lackeynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-19002789737903499312008-11-20T10:44:00.000-05:002008-11-20T10:44:00.000-05:00Mark Cuban, having agreed to turn state's evidence, celebrates his entry into the Witness Protection Program after the Feds relocate him to the most out-of-the-way place guaranteed that no one will find him - a Charlotte Bobcats game.Mr. Kennedyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06550877946372545458noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-77893805905718932432008-11-20T09:16:00.000-05:002008-11-20T09:16:00.000-05:00We're so glad to see so many of you lovely people here tonight. And we would especially like to welcome all the representatives of the Securities and Exchange Commission who have chosen to join us here in the Time Warner Cable Arena at this time. We do sincerely hope you all enjoy the game, and please remember people that no matter who you are and what you do to live, thrive and survive there are still some things that make us all the same. Me, you, them, everybody, everybody!<BR/><BR/>*update to previous caption because I'm an idiot.Mezhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02253464688111882284noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-43910143760338025032008-11-20T09:02:00.000-05:002008-11-20T09:02:00.000-05:00Belts are for poor people.The Godfatherhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06020996168793824545noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-33841017015818315702008-11-20T08:43:00.000-05:002008-11-20T08:43:00.000-05:00"I like to picture Jesus with giant eagles wings singing lead for Lynyrd Skynryd with like a giant angel band, and I'm in the front row just hammered drunk"Johnhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08067422169580657172noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-40526718034255059342008-11-20T07:50:00.000-05:002008-11-20T07:50:00.000-05:00Cuban just comes to the realization that the team he assembled to fight the insider trading charge, doesn't know how to defend either. NOOOOOOOOO!!!look what I can donoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-3220536270052781652008-11-20T07:48:00.000-05:002008-11-20T07:48:00.000-05:00CUBAN: OH MYY GOOOOOOD!! It's the Jonas Brothers!Look what I Can Donoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-38401047291304092492008-11-20T07:26:00.000-05:002008-11-20T07:26:00.000-05:00Cuban: Yes! That's how you defend!<BR/><BR/>Black Guy sitting behind him: Does this mean I can't join the team?<BR/><BR/>Cuban: Yeessssssssssssss!<BR/><BR/>Guy: (sighs) I was hoping to help the team play D for all four quarters.<BR/><BR/>Cuban: I can get Dennis Rodman for that. Oh wait......Richardhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16730829320739066268noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-5194149039821664532008-11-20T05:36:00.000-05:002008-11-20T05:36:00.000-05:00"I am so smart! I am so smart! S-M-R-T...I mean S-M-A-R-T!swany11http://www.blogger.com/profile/14698803486943647063noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-59078141663400216822008-11-20T02:15:00.000-05:002008-11-20T02:15:00.000-05:00KHAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!Adamhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00035415522450543305noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-23522421268382286812008-11-20T01:04:00.000-05:002008-11-20T01:04:00.000-05:00Michael Strahan arrives with a free stick of Right Guard after all 20 people in the Bobcats Arena pass out due to Mark Cuban's B.O.yanksfan12http://www.blogger.com/profile/11187933056629218156noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-32646865309076130812008-11-20T00:08:00.000-05:002008-11-20T00:08:00.000-05:00Meanwhile, at the Hall of Justice..<BR/><BR/>(Russ Granik): "You did it, Sir."<BR/><BR/>(David Stern): "I did nothing. Except get caught with my britches down."<BR/><BR/>--Pause--<BR/><BR/>(DS): "Speaking of getting caught with your britches down..."<BR/><BR/>(RG): "Little Fidel sure has his shower wall / invisible glass pose down pretty well."<BR/><BR/>(DS): "Indeed... indeed."Brianhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15944606529410889884noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-17637013965848177312008-11-19T23:44:00.000-05:002008-11-19T23:44:00.000-05:00The wacky Mark Cuban reminds us that many celebrities have gone to jail and still maintained a successful career in the public eye. In part 3 of his one man show, he channels Tim Allen. Cuban gets the Tool-Time themed audience enthused by tucking an early-90's style long-sleeve sports tee into a beltless pair of lee jeans, then throws his arms in the air and grunts about how powerful a tool he is, er... how powerful his tool is.j.a.j.b.http://www.blogger.com/profile/02461938284537004159noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-63175549406623957582008-11-19T23:37:00.000-05:002008-11-19T23:37:00.000-05:00The NBA marketing department is working on a couple new slogans:<BR/><BR/>The NBA where whitecolar crimal owners happens.<BR/>Where poundmeuptheass prisons happens.<BR/>Where good seats in Charlotte are still available happens.walnutshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09568280095214991589noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-90521070154130854132008-11-19T23:34:00.000-05:002008-11-19T23:34:00.000-05:00Ahhh...what a great nap! What are all these people doing in my bedroom...oh man, I must be having the dream where I own a crummy basketball team. Wake up Mark, WAKE UP!<BR/><BR/>Insider trading jokes...too easy.Nickhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07543014053749575109noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-88674522689344218722008-11-19T23:23:00.000-05:002008-11-19T23:23:00.000-05:00Whoo! I just saved a bunch money by switching to insider trading!! Hoochie Mamma.com!The Commishhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06690462241355245710noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-80694165808271607442008-11-19T23:22:00.000-05:002008-11-19T23:22:00.000-05:00Cuban: Wow, these cavity searches are a breeze.<BR/><BR/>Warden: Yeah, well we're just getting started, Sir.mtjawshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05890171103387203704noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-88424411365940382812008-11-19T23:05:00.000-05:002008-11-19T23:05:00.000-05:00About to return $750,000 to the SEC, how desperate is Mark Cuban to win a free copy of NCAA Basketball 09 from AA?<BR/><BR/>*Puts hands up*<BR/><BR/>This much!yanksfan12http://www.blogger.com/profile/11187933056629218156noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-11040531565819975382008-11-19T22:52:00.000-05:002008-11-19T22:52:00.000-05:00maya heeeee! maya hooooooooo! maya haaaaaaaaaa! maya haahaa! maya heeeee! maya hooooooooo! maya haaaaaaaaaa! maya haahaa! (Numa Numa song)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-6663264295933425142008-11-19T22:38:00.000-05:002008-11-19T22:38:00.000-05:00Saved by Zero!!!!!!Malhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07946500230507492061noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-5094961324286865922008-11-19T22:04:00.000-05:002008-11-19T22:04:00.000-05:00Mark Cuban sees a stock market update on the Jumbo-Tron and quietly celebrates. His little stock tip has paid off, and nobody is the wiser.N--k G-----nhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18432609166185197513noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-80030704644476495832008-11-19T21:24:00.000-05:002008-11-19T21:24:00.000-05:00Cuban: This is how you do pull-ups in the yard! Ain't no Bloods, Crips. Lowriders, Aryan Brotherhoods or Nuestra Familias going to be fucking with Mark Cuban!Alexhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15408558688503943881noreply@blogger.com