tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post2010900742517959201..comments2023-11-02T12:10:41.494-04:00Comments on Awful Announcing: Create The Caption #381DeROKhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11989933780728785428noreply@blogger.comBlogger34125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-4509764199895119042009-04-23T10:24:00.000-04:002009-04-23T10:24:00.000-04:00Blonde: Yeah, so I just had sex with this fat guy ...Blonde: Yeah, so I just had sex with this fat guy named Magic in the bathroom,and he said I have fake HIV too? What did he mean?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-60402397392894175712009-04-23T10:15:00.000-04:002009-04-23T10:15:00.000-04:00Straight out of "The Dark Knight":
Girl: Can't we...Straight out of "The Dark Knight":<br /><br />Girl: Can't we go someplace quieter? We can't hear each other talk.<br /><br />Mark Sanchez: What makes you think I want to hear you talk?Unknownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10346543377298418188noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-64209410282368994472009-04-23T10:11:00.000-04:002009-04-23T10:11:00.000-04:00Failing to get a scoop from the man in front of hi...Failing to get a scoop from the man in front of him, TMZ's Harvey Levin tries to ask the stranger next to him for some Mark Sanchez dirt on his Web site.Jameshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04383698877538320086noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-17301960124692733522009-04-23T10:09:00.000-04:002009-04-23T10:09:00.000-04:00The Chick to Sanchez:
"Who are going to end up pl...The Chick to Sanchez:<br /><br />"Who are going to end up playing WHERE?"BHillhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01698304452317278833noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-51167115451157102792009-04-23T09:05:00.000-04:002009-04-23T09:05:00.000-04:00Mark: Hey, look! I just got drafted by the Lions!
...Mark: Hey, look! I just got drafted by the Lions!<br /><br />Chick: Congratulations- oh, hey, look at the time! Gotta go.HardScoreshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15446306103107043850noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-7722476383088320842009-04-22T23:57:00.000-04:002009-04-22T23:57:00.000-04:00Mark Sanchez saying to himself
Self - this is how...Mark Sanchez saying to himself<br /><br />Self - this is how I live the Matt Leinhart life. Play ok in college and start banging random hot blonde bitchesBig Anthonyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11288659171065845427noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-20310706507728995502009-04-22T22:27:00.000-04:002009-04-22T22:27:00.000-04:00Blonde: "Marky, what's this fizzy thing in my beer...Blonde: "Marky, what's this fizzy thing in my beer?"<br /><br />Sanchez: "That? That's a, umm... that's a Sweet Tart."<br /><br />Blonde: "Mmm, Sweet Tart!"N--k G-----nhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18432609166185197513noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-57041275437714076962009-04-22T21:12:00.000-04:002009-04-22T21:12:00.000-04:00Wow, I never realized how much I look like Judd fr...Wow, I never realized how much I look like Judd from "The Real World: San Francisco."The Geniushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18177061150826767907noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-52270230996790991772009-04-22T19:57:00.000-04:002009-04-22T19:57:00.000-04:00Girl:
"Whoa! Your Sanchez is really small!"Girl:<br />"Whoa! Your Sanchez is really small!"Unknownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14698803486943647063noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-83512471343532541482009-04-22T19:15:00.000-04:002009-04-22T19:15:00.000-04:00Thank God Jack Nicholson went to go get another be...Thank God Jack Nicholson went to go get another beer - now I can finally have this chick's focus on me! I am after all a USC quarterback - his best movie was made 10 years before I was even born...JDMhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13022646183706484192noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-20305426674586628602009-04-22T18:00:00.000-04:002009-04-22T18:00:00.000-04:00Remember how pissed off Brady Quinn's girlfriend w...Remember how pissed off Brady Quinn's girlfriend was as he slid down the draft board a few years ago? That's nothing compared to what I'll do to you if you fall out of the top 10.Sean Hhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13236607710931402909noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-83909905039970460772009-04-22T17:48:00.000-04:002009-04-22T17:48:00.000-04:00obviously, she's more interested in her texting cu...obviously, she's more interested in her texting cup than in marktamtamhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06957307399056934791noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-40885885857596132182009-04-22T17:20:00.000-04:002009-04-22T17:20:00.000-04:00"Mark, your hand is sooooooooooooooo cold!""Mark, your hand is sooooooooooooooo cold!"Edwardhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13158622845810579702noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-13781760473081971212009-04-22T15:38:00.000-04:002009-04-22T15:38:00.000-04:00I'm trying to see if I can grow my head to be larg...I'm trying to see if I can grow my head to be larger than Pudge's, pass me more HGH honey, and then blow me. Your Dad's a dentist, so what.E Buzzhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04363646592893172933noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-17833989008889443622009-04-22T15:06:00.001-04:002009-04-22T15:06:00.001-04:00Mark Sanchez thinking about his path towards becom...Mark Sanchez thinking about his path towards becoming Matt Leinart:<br />1)Show up to high-profile events: check<br />2)Become friends with attractive women: check<br />3)Get drafted highly in the NFL draft: pending<br />4)Fail to live up to expectations: .......Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-25873805146466823972009-04-22T15:06:00.000-04:002009-04-22T15:06:00.000-04:00"Mazal tov, Mark. Mazal tov...""Mazal tov, Mark. Mazal tov..."Unknownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00532207528238996485noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-61850340580965838672009-04-22T15:03:00.000-04:002009-04-22T15:03:00.000-04:00How does Tony do this? JUST SHUT UP!How does Tony do this? JUST SHUT UP!Mr. Acehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04192871032616099639noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-33191854916963382512009-04-22T14:12:00.000-04:002009-04-22T14:12:00.000-04:00I see 4.9 isn't just your forty time...I see 4.9 isn't just your forty time...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-71727617095015265802009-04-22T14:05:00.000-04:002009-04-22T14:05:00.000-04:00I hope my agent and lawyer don;t mind me blocking ...I hope my agent and lawyer don;t mind me blocking their view.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-36531481462634463212009-04-22T13:58:00.000-04:002009-04-22T13:58:00.000-04:00There's 19,000 seats in here and these guys had to...There's 19,000 seats in here and these guys had to sit behind me?joecoolhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11025468982005436414noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-84807760567840374322009-04-22T13:51:00.000-04:002009-04-22T13:51:00.000-04:00Sanchez (thinking): "Only three more days and I d...Sanchez (thinking): "Only three more days and I don't have to worry about Shelley Smith stalking my SoCal apartment ever again."The Ghost of Rick Jameshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15782900718404244564noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-45284240873435061512009-04-22T13:46:00.000-04:002009-04-22T13:46:00.000-04:00Answer: Jews, Boobs, and Hilarity Ensues.
Questio...Answer: Jews, Boobs, and Hilarity Ensues.<br /><br />Question: Name two things you see, two things you want to see, and two words that describe Mark Sanchez's pro career.Mezhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02253464688111882284noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-82465478404727261792009-04-22T13:40:00.000-04:002009-04-22T13:40:00.000-04:00Oye vei, look at this shiksa with this schmuck. I...Oye vei, look at this shiksa with this schmuck. I'd like to shpilkes in her geneckteckessoink!Turtlehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07543014053749575109noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-55651806417907372112009-04-22T13:26:00.000-04:002009-04-22T13:26:00.000-04:00No, I love YOU, Colin Cowherd!No, I love YOU, Colin Cowherd!GMoneyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03629846751680840539noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-75518814377386041332009-04-22T13:15:00.000-04:002009-04-22T13:15:00.000-04:00*Mark Sanchez whispers something in the girl's ear...*Mark Sanchez whispers something in the girl's ear*<br /><br />Girl: Oh Mark, you're such a filthy Sanchez!Jessehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07491829064363406739noreply@blogger.com