tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post206900624401759160..comments2023-11-02T12:10:41.494-04:00Comments on Awful Announcing: Create The Caption #304DeROKhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11989933780728785428noreply@blogger.comBlogger35125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-5703152530938666132008-11-03T22:39:00.000-05:002008-11-03T22:39:00.000-05:00Hey sweet lips, you think this would be a good tim...Hey sweet lips, you think this would be a good time for me to take my shirt off? It would be a nice contrast to Colt McCoy's translucent boy chest. I mean seriously, the Texas Institute of Technology? How long have they had a football team? 4 days?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-43909841882791416192008-11-03T22:29:00.000-05:002008-11-03T22:29:00.000-05:00That's what I like about those Texas Tech college ...That's what I like about those Texas Tech college girls. I keep getting older, they stay the same age.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-67622395708292773102008-11-03T22:22:00.000-05:002008-11-03T22:22:00.000-05:00Walking in before the game Mathew is thinking - Ha...Walking in before the game Mathew is thinking - Ha ha ha when we win I am breaking out this drum under my arm and the clothes are coming off, his baby's mama is thinking - OH CRAP he brought the drum.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-45011150249747598222008-11-03T18:40:00.000-05:002008-11-03T18:40:00.000-05:00Matthew suddenly realized his peyote had worn off ...Matthew suddenly realized his peyote had worn off and only then did he notice his wife had used his dinosaur footie pajamas as a papoose for their shirtless baby.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-21718493881047395362008-11-03T17:56:00.000-05:002008-11-03T17:56:00.000-05:00Man I used to sleep off my 4 day benders on Salma ...Man I used to sleep off my 4 day benders on Salma Hayek's tig ole bitties. Now I knocked up Parminder Nagra and the Horns got hooked by Texas Tech? Man I really need to do another movie with Kate Hudson to get my swagger back.Unknownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14602810594054575176noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-53073782417523241042008-11-03T17:33:00.000-05:002008-11-03T17:33:00.000-05:00Hey Colt, Aerosmith tickets, 2 weeks, don't forget...Hey Colt, Aerosmith tickets, 2 weeks, don't forgetAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-5495406064266739142008-11-03T17:06:00.000-05:002008-11-03T17:06:00.000-05:00"You take drugs, Danny?""Every day, sir.""Good boy..."You take drugs, Danny?"<BR/>"Every day, sir."<BR/>"Good boy, Danny."Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-78200509535626561032008-11-03T16:34:00.000-05:002008-11-03T16:34:00.000-05:00Beef: it's what's for dinner (especially in Lubboc...Beef: it's what's for dinner (especially in Lubbock).Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-49071713740498246592008-11-03T16:31:00.000-05:002008-11-03T16:31:00.000-05:00Even when this guy wears a shirt, it freakin flesh...Even when this guy wears a shirt, it freakin flesh coloredAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-69675677363080722742008-11-03T16:08:00.000-05:002008-11-03T16:08:00.000-05:00MM: Say, man, you got a joint? McCoy: No, not on m...MM: Say, man, you got a joint? <BR/>McCoy: No, not on me, man. <BR/>MM: It'd be a lot cooler if you did.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-19875712828038162182008-11-03T15:57:00.000-05:002008-11-03T15:57:00.000-05:00...no what really makes me mad about all of this i......no what really makes me mad about all of this is that I can't even bring myself to play the bongos any more.Jeff Vhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08348666549307668350noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-22258326445726900152008-11-03T15:55:00.000-05:002008-11-03T15:55:00.000-05:00What we need to do is keep walking around the endz...What we need to do is keep walking around the endzone to the otherside of the field. Go ahead and pull out the black and red blanket and I'll change shirts.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-64964509479396684272008-11-03T15:46:00.000-05:002008-11-03T15:46:00.000-05:00Keep Crabtree the hell away from my woman.Keep Crabtree the hell away from my woman.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-80728857414447445362008-11-03T15:25:00.000-05:002008-11-03T15:25:00.000-05:00It sure is great striding through this stadium wit...It sure is great striding through this stadium with the comforting knowledge that thousands of adoring fans lit by the light banks have noticed that I'm not quite bald...yet.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-80592509529347275752008-11-03T15:05:00.000-05:002008-11-03T15:05:00.000-05:00Despite having a gun aimed at her back, the victim...Despite having a gun aimed at her back, the victim desperately tries to hand over a 'HELP' message while being led away to watch Fool's Gold for the hundredth time.<BR/><BR/>http://toobroketolaugh.comObliv1ionhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03986107798862381534noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-47350368906241273872008-11-03T15:03:00.000-05:002008-11-03T15:03:00.000-05:00"Baby, I know this isn't a good time to tell you t..."Baby, I know this isn't a good time to tell you this, but I had the baby's name changed to Stoner Bongo Naked McConaughey".Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-6459345875507267082008-11-03T14:56:00.000-05:002008-11-03T14:56:00.000-05:00McConnaughey thinking....chaps...damn the cheerlea...McConnaughey thinking....chaps...damn the cheerleaders really had on..no...damn yes it was chaps.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-5728217756942595982008-11-03T14:28:00.000-05:002008-11-03T14:28:00.000-05:00Sometimes you don’t know that you’re looking for s...Sometimes you don’t know that you’re looking for something until it’s right in front of you.<BR/><BR/>Take this coat. <BR/><BR/>Its DNA reads “sorority girl hunting,” but my girlfriend Camila likes how it goes with my Levi jeans and matching snake belt. <BR/><BR/>“Andiamo,” I said to my sharp-nosed beagle, Luigi. <BR/><BR/>Camila and I follow Luigi out of the stadium until he starts sniffing Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-79580013943618135252008-11-03T14:23:00.000-05:002008-11-03T14:23:00.000-05:00Matt: "I'd rather be with Lance right now."Wife: "...Matt: "I'd rather be with Lance right now."<BR/><BR/>Wife: "Matt, who's kid is this."Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-20918601394259441482008-11-03T14:20:00.000-05:002008-11-03T14:20:00.000-05:00Let me tell you what Melba Toast is working with.....Let me tell you what Melba Toast is working with...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-42020646064804379002008-11-03T14:15:00.000-05:002008-11-03T14:15:00.000-05:00Matt packs up his earthly possessions in this fugl...Matt packs up his earthly possessions in this fugly bag, and makes his wife carry it all. Careful, honey, don't drop my "Foscar" award, which is actually my five-year old T-Ball league trophy with the little baseball guy sawed off, and a plastic Oscar glued to the top... good times, good times.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-42624755344081397392008-11-03T14:11:00.000-05:002008-11-03T14:11:00.000-05:00I wonder if they're buying the wife and kid thing ...I wonder if they're buying the wife and kid thing as well as in Rock Hudson's day. I agree with Chase Daniels...that Colt McCoy's got a great ass.MMayeshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09893007769493689849noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-84920355509111914052008-11-03T13:57:00.000-05:002008-11-03T13:57:00.000-05:00WE ARE....MARSHALL!!!!WE ARE....MARSHALL!!!!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-35833979052699051512008-11-03T13:53:00.000-05:002008-11-03T13:53:00.000-05:00Sorry crowd, I'm off to hunt for Stewie Griffin.Sorry crowd, I'm off to hunt for Stewie Griffin.Howard Salwasserhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17582102320428786660noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-89611337458839599002008-11-03T13:47:00.000-05:002008-11-03T13:47:00.000-05:00That's the thing about sorority girls; I get older...That's the thing about sorority girls; I get older, they stay the same age!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com