tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post2460618951098065793..comments2023-11-02T12:10:41.494-04:00Comments on Awful Announcing: You Create The Caption #60DeROKhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11989933780728785428noreply@blogger.comBlogger30125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-83891283287941612662007-08-15T11:34:00.000-04:002007-08-15T11:34:00.000-04:00Come down to Kornheiser Chevrolet, where our frien...Come down to Kornheiser Chevrolet, where our friendly sales staff will go the longest yard to help you get into a new truck just in time for tailgating season.Chris Fordhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12928991442952914295noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-14969913198473191452007-08-15T09:46:00.000-04:002007-08-15T09:46:00.000-04:00The Scarecrow and Cowardly Lion bring a black munc...The Scarecrow and Cowardly Lion bring a black munchkin to a NFL game.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-85613726873953286092007-08-15T05:06:00.000-04:002007-08-15T05:06:00.000-04:00Tirico: I'm here with Jaws and Tony, and fellas, w...Tirico: I'm here with Jaws and Tony, and fellas, what are your thoughts on tonight's game?<BR/><BR/>Jaws: Guys, I was talking to 49ers coach Mike Nolan, and he said that my head was huge.<BR/><BR/>Kornheiser: You sure your pants were on? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAMaxhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08532302108771525497noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-33610590801788058902007-08-15T00:07:00.000-04:002007-08-15T00:07:00.000-04:00The 3 Wise Men.(in the Bizarro world, of course)The 3 Wise Men.<BR/><BR/>(in the Bizarro world, of course)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-70026623197302887712007-08-14T21:38:00.000-04:002007-08-14T21:38:00.000-04:00"Only $150 an hour for these three studly escorts...."Only $150 an hour for these three studly escorts...call now...1-800-eff-ESPN"Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-66299298889803990912007-08-14T20:14:00.000-04:002007-08-14T20:14:00.000-04:00All-Stars!All-Stars!Elvi Pattersonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14643303475620647924noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-77024160216042130262007-08-14T19:43:00.000-04:002007-08-14T19:43:00.000-04:00Monday Night Football was very disappointing to me...Monday Night Football was very disappointing to me. The three announcers were not interested in the game. They interupted the flow of the game by talkingg about nothing, like what men are wearing. I wanted to know who was quarterbacking, who was in the running back position etc. etc all I got was nonsense.Please talk about the teams on the field and who is playing what. next Monday night I will Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-48678739879391758352007-08-14T18:06:00.000-04:002007-08-14T18:06:00.000-04:00Jaws: "Good one, God."Jaws: "Good one, God."Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-47782385677748030082007-08-14T17:34:00.000-04:002007-08-14T17:34:00.000-04:00Manny, Moe, and Hack.Manny, Moe, and Hack.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-80622382630551929372007-08-14T17:12:00.000-04:002007-08-14T17:12:00.000-04:00Tony: Oh, this is the worst lookin' pair of glasse...Tony: Oh, this is the worst lookin' pair of glasses I ever saw... I bet you buy a pair like that you get a free bowl of soup, eh? (looks at Jaws) Oh, looks good on YOU, though.Mikehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01902601061310703966noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-25190842005073063252007-08-14T17:09:00.000-04:002007-08-14T17:09:00.000-04:00Tony: Say, Jaws, did you hear the one about the Je...Tony: Say, Jaws, did you hear the one about the Jew, the Catholic, and the Colored Boy who went to heaven?<BR/><BR/>Jaws: Yeah, Tony, that's a doozy.<BR/><BR/>Mike: I am seriously gonna kill you guys...and we're back with the NFL preseason on ESPN!Mikehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01902601061310703966noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-6170354288669930052007-08-14T16:42:00.000-04:002007-08-14T16:42:00.000-04:00Shut it down.G-Money wins.Shut it down.<BR/><BR/>G-Money wins.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-70371210544892293222007-08-14T15:44:00.000-04:002007-08-14T15:44:00.000-04:00Ever wonder why you never see announcers below the...Ever wonder why you never see announcers below the waist? That's why they're smiling. Someone is down there "testing the microphones."Mikehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01902601061310703966noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-32757240477489158372007-08-14T15:41:00.000-04:002007-08-14T15:41:00.000-04:00A Jew, a Pollock, and a black guy walk into a boot...A Jew, a Pollock, and a black guy walk into a booth...GMoneyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03629846751680840539noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-52100786598723625582007-08-14T15:33:00.000-04:002007-08-14T15:33:00.000-04:00director: jaws, is that collagen making it nice an...director: jaws, is that collagen making it nice and tight yet? wait... who the f*** just farted? seriously stop smiling, who farted?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-15356239934512754762007-08-14T15:28:00.000-04:002007-08-14T15:28:00.000-04:00After the picture was taken, Jaws' forehead contin...After the picture was taken, Jaws' forehead continued to expand at such an exponential rate that Kornheiser and Tirico were forced to take refuge next door in the ESPN Deportes booth.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-63040079371087351772007-08-14T15:25:00.000-04:002007-08-14T15:25:00.000-04:00Suckapalooza (ESPN) proudly presents the 20 year r...Suckapalooza (ESPN) proudly presents the 20 year reunion of 3rd Bass with special guest Young MC. <BR/><BR/>Looks like they're giving 'em the "Gas Face."Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-22465162840123246962007-08-14T15:19:00.000-04:002007-08-14T15:19:00.000-04:00Tirico: "Boys, smile big...if we do well tonight, ...Tirico: "Boys, smile big...if we do well tonight, I'm taking you all out to the big ESPN party. You know I'm a big hit with the ladies who work there."<BR/><BR/>Kornheiser: "More than Scott Van Pelt?"Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-30059535302586595032007-08-14T15:08:00.001-04:002007-08-14T15:08:00.001-04:00The Three Tenors (of sucking)The Three Tenors (of sucking)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-85970371287394838972007-08-14T15:08:00.000-04:002007-08-14T15:08:00.000-04:00Jaws is clearly a big fan of the Michael Douglas c...Jaws is clearly a big fan of the Michael Douglas character in <A HREF="http://www.bergen-filmklubb.no/images/Mannedyret_-_Falling_Down.jpg" REL="nofollow">Falling Down</A>Trader Rickhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09948604941843458676noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-92096525303185010172007-08-14T15:04:00.000-04:002007-08-14T15:04:00.000-04:00Three men who did not need to worry about getting ...Three men who did not need to worry about getting hit on in San FranciscoTrader Rickhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09948604941843458676noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-83101281882307790722007-08-14T14:59:00.000-04:002007-08-14T14:59:00.000-04:00Kornheiser: "I'm not rearranging deck chairs on th...Kornheiser: "I'm not rearranging deck chairs on the Titanic. I'm stealing the expensive silverware and going through the dead dead people's wallets for loose change.<BR/><BR/>Tirico: Jesus, Theissman sure is talking about the players' 40 times a lot. Oh, well, back to dreaming about Dan Patrick's radio gig.<BR/><BR/>Jaws: I hope no one notices my Jaworski is engorged.Matthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10440155183655377793noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-6515298848553397482007-08-14T14:42:00.000-04:002007-08-14T14:42:00.000-04:00Ladies and gentlemen, welcome "Fat, Horny, Black, ...Ladies and gentlemen, welcome "Fat, Horny, Black, and"--what do you mean, Joe's fired?Adam Jhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13534623548107383465noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-82381440908490756182007-08-14T14:40:00.000-04:002007-08-14T14:40:00.000-04:00"There's More Hair on my Head than People in the S..."There's More Hair on my Head than People in the Stands" KornheiserSimonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09360191406192489235noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-16121264061235666462007-08-14T14:30:00.000-04:002007-08-14T14:30:00.000-04:00Sy Sperling's Wet DreamSy Sperling's Wet DreamAnonymousnoreply@blogger.com