tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post2669264021511953885..comments2023-11-02T12:10:41.494-04:00Comments on Awful Announcing: Create The Caption #312DeROKhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11989933780728785428noreply@blogger.comBlogger117125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-37570211338209780492008-11-19T13:10:00.000-05:002008-11-19T13:10:00.000-05:00Ladies and gentlemen, a man that makes as much sen...Ladies and gentlemen, a man that makes as much sense as his former flame Paula Abdul, let's give it up for Earvin "Magic" Johnson!!MMayeshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09893007769493689849noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-47263569779254588262008-11-19T11:20:00.000-05:002008-11-19T11:20:00.000-05:00Magic's Inner Monologue: Okay, okay, calm down. ...Magic's Inner Monologue: Okay, okay, calm down. Just picture the audience naked. That's what they say, right? Darn, not working. What if I picture them in tiny green basketball shorts, a pair of converse and a cheesy blond mustache. Ah yeah, a room full of Larry's. Much better.Unknownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08620281699182651750noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-87918547057323806172008-11-19T11:16:00.000-05:002008-11-19T11:16:00.000-05:00Next question comes from Mr. Mike Rotchburns. Mik...Next question comes from Mr. Mike Rotchburns. Mike are you still here? Does anyone know Mike Rotchburns? Come Mike Rotchburns...you here?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-43006068399401839312008-11-19T08:29:00.000-05:002008-11-19T08:29:00.000-05:00Here is one of the 5% who voted for McCainHere is one of the 5% who voted for McCainAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-8541410949533701042008-11-19T06:34:00.000-05:002008-11-19T06:34:00.000-05:00"And now I'll turn things over to our other guest ..."And now I'll turn things over to our other guest speaker, "The Mailman" Karl Malone...yes Karl, we have a different microphone you can use."Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-6647280435992690562008-11-19T05:11:00.000-05:002008-11-19T05:11:00.000-05:00And Tip #1... if your gonna screw a hooker make su...And Tip #1... if your gonna screw a hooker make sure you've got the bank to pay for the HIV meds.BDhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15619683726950250604noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-60290457314964942022008-11-19T01:34:00.000-05:002008-11-19T01:34:00.000-05:00Crap, you're right jamescraven,my bad gmoney.Ok, I...Crap, you're right jamescraven,my bad gmoney.<BR/><BR/><BR/>Ok, I want everyone to listen, cuz I'm only gonna say this once.Condoms...feel...wierd!Frigidevilhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17535546187956275984noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-76929543868819690032008-11-19T01:04:00.000-05:002008-11-19T01:04:00.000-05:00"I have called this conference to inform the publi..."I have called this conference to inform the public... that I WILL be accepting the nomination to Obama's Cabinet as his Minister of AIDS prevention... Questions? .... What do you mean he was just joking?"Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-37603336747997054112008-11-19T00:34:00.000-05:002008-11-19T00:34:00.000-05:00I'm not just sure, I'm HIV Positive.I'm not just sure, I'm HIV Positive.timladd04https://www.blogger.com/profile/01647963788724847579noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-61332614939151735442008-11-18T23:59:00.000-05:002008-11-18T23:59:00.000-05:00Hey, frigiddevil, that joke's been played out at 1...Hey, frigiddevil, that joke's been played out at 1:45 PM by gmoney.JamesCravenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12825030950706835291noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-42251134154140593702008-11-18T23:56:00.000-05:002008-11-18T23:56:00.000-05:00Phase 1: Get AIDSPhase 2 : ????Phase 3: Profit!Phase 1: Get AIDS<BR/>Phase 2 : ????<BR/>Phase 3: Profit!Frigidevilhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17535546187956275984noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-82941946247147587922008-11-18T23:31:00.000-05:002008-11-18T23:31:00.000-05:00"So what's the deal with airplane peanuts?""So what's the deal with airplane peanuts?"Michaelhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02069031942564729520noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-23641597776578506552008-11-18T23:28:00.000-05:002008-11-18T23:28:00.000-05:00"I'm Magic Johnson and I approved this message.""I'm Magic Johnson and I approved this message."JamesCravenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12825030950706835291noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-13860900052354603412008-11-18T23:13:00.000-05:002008-11-18T23:13:00.000-05:002-32 is dont hire Isaiah to do anything.I'm not ev...2-32 is dont hire Isaiah to do anything.<BR/><BR/>I'm not even gonna tell you what 1 is.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-75422406050715776082008-11-18T23:09:00.000-05:002008-11-18T23:09:00.000-05:00Yes, the subtitle is "It all starts with a kiss fr...Yes, the subtitle is "It all starts with a kiss from Isiah!"Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-91977306383841816132008-11-18T22:40:00.000-05:002008-11-18T22:40:00.000-05:00You really wanna know? Well the real story is that...You really wanna know? Well the real story is that I had unprotected sex. That's that. That's easy.Fidelhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04887715709150944868noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-13264675961125971372008-11-18T22:34:00.000-05:002008-11-18T22:34:00.000-05:00Wait a minute. Reggie Theus was a coach on Hang T...Wait a minute. Reggie Theus was a coach on <I>Hang Time?</I> Damn, that's how he got the Kings' job!JamesCravenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12825030950706835291noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-20049736997119345192008-11-18T22:20:00.000-05:002008-11-18T22:20:00.000-05:00"Seriously guys, an injection of concentrated cash..."Seriously guys, an injection of concentrated cash cures HIV. Oh, you guy's aren't that rich?" (quietly steps back hoping nobody notices).alexhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12233729764999778397noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-68896200507937282642008-11-18T21:33:00.000-05:002008-11-18T21:33:00.000-05:00yes, i do know what you are thinking. I will be on...yes, i do know what you are thinking. I will be on espnews to promote my book, and join the cast of Sunday NFL Countdown for continued insightAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-20583596652924575232008-11-18T21:30:00.000-05:002008-11-18T21:30:00.000-05:00"If it McComes from where I McThink it does, I don..."If it McComes from where I McThink it does, I don't wanna McEat it!"Chubshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14095823648574371321noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-32312797718952255322008-11-18T21:24:00.000-05:002008-11-18T21:24:00.000-05:00Local Reporter: Magic, Could there be anything wor...Local Reporter: Magic, Could there be anything worse in life than working with Stu Scott, Jon Barry, and Mike Wilbon on a daily basis?<BR/><BR/>Magic: (Thinking...)(Thinking...)(Chuckles and Answers...) Well actually no sir, I cannot think of anything at this moment.6Foot6FromNorthCarolinahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03710774275505304492noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-50908391286979642362008-11-18T21:21:00.000-05:002008-11-18T21:21:00.000-05:00Magic Johnson announces he is replacing Reggie The...Magic Johnson announces he is replacing Reggie Theis as the new coach on "Hang Time", only to be told the show was cancelled nearly 10 years ago.walnutshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09568280095214991589noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-6477188944973929202008-11-18T21:00:00.000-05:002008-11-18T21:00:00.000-05:00I can't even make a joke. Its 17 g-Damn years lat...I can't even make a joke. Its 17 g-Damn years later, and Magic Johnson looks just as healthy as ever. How many AIDS does he have?jamieandjamiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02072202031023122810noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-63303625607776581002008-11-18T20:47:00.000-05:002008-11-18T20:47:00.000-05:00The local Barnes and Noble decided not to allow Jo...The local Barnes and Noble decided not to allow Johnson to do a book signing so he went to lecture the NBA fans at the NBA Store on how to win a business in just 32 pointsInterPlace55https://www.blogger.com/profile/00347813318726622194noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-72425381541595660502008-11-18T20:32:00.000-05:002008-11-18T20:32:00.000-05:00Alas, you know the economy is in the tanks when pe...Alas, you know the economy is in the tanks when people are so desperate for business advice that they turn to Magic Johnson.Justin F.https://www.blogger.com/profile/03812894545867319859noreply@blogger.com