tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post3132533611584556374..comments2023-11-02T12:10:41.494-04:00Comments on Awful Announcing: Create The Caption #131DeROKhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11989933780728785428noreply@blogger.comBlogger30125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-73045662942316226272007-12-14T10:43:00.000-05:002007-12-14T10:43:00.000-05:00Lance: Did you see where Mary-Kate went? Matt: MAT...Lance: Did you see where Mary-Kate went? <BR/><BR/>Matt: MATT DA-MONAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-8022297460305575612007-12-13T23:47:00.000-05:002007-12-13T23:47:00.000-05:00Bourne was angry later when he found he wasn't hav...Bourne was angry later when he found he wasn't having a few drinks with one-ball Lance Armstrong, but Tony Kornheiser with a PTI Lance Armstrong mask taped to his face.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-11263371998499459992007-12-13T22:26:00.000-05:002007-12-13T22:26:00.000-05:00Matt Damon talks with Lance Armstrong, his co-star...Matt Damon talks with Lance Armstrong, his co-star of the new movie project, "Dude, Where's My Ball"Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-71807007807561000362007-12-13T20:21:00.001-05:002007-12-13T20:21:00.001-05:002 Liberal Bastards, 1 single ball.2 Liberal Bastards, 1 single ball.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-1744608997739779582007-12-13T20:21:00.000-05:002007-12-13T20:21:00.000-05:00Man, I love Almond Joys. "Sometimes you feel like...Man, I love Almond Joys. "Sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you don't."Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-39192043716779854412007-12-13T20:18:00.000-05:002007-12-13T20:18:00.000-05:00Lance: "My trainer told me to 'suck it up.' I gu...Lance: "My trainer told me to 'suck it up.' I guess I sucked too hard.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-2406166708352847512007-12-13T19:04:00.000-05:002007-12-13T19:04:00.000-05:00"Look, Matt, it's great they let you keep the glas..."Look, Matt, it's great they let you keep the glasses from 'The Good Sheperd,' but we're never going to pull any wool as long as you've got those things on."Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-54521384395535427582007-12-13T19:00:00.000-05:002007-12-13T19:00:00.000-05:00"Yeah, the whole 'cancer' thing was my publicist's..."Yeah, the whole 'cancer' thing was my publicist's idea. That freak Sheryl Crow went off her meds one day and bit 'Lefty' right off while I was sleeping."Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-21276879760658556922007-12-13T17:56:00.000-05:002007-12-13T17:56:00.000-05:00You know, Lance, this is never gonna work. I mean...You know, Lance, this is never gonna work. I mean, we don't have a hip 21st century combo name like Bennifer - Mance? Latt? Damrong?! I give up!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-46859530290487186772007-12-13T17:51:00.000-05:002007-12-13T17:51:00.000-05:00It's nice to know that famous, wealthy people look...It's nice to know that famous, wealthy people look like goobs after 1 a.m., too!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-74577234638063071032007-12-13T17:48:00.000-05:002007-12-13T17:48:00.000-05:00Matt: "America, you like apples? DO..YOU...LIKE.....Matt: "America, you like apples? DO..YOU...LIKE...APPLES? I got Lance Armstrong's numbah, how do you like THEM apples?"Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-21134292629034268912007-12-13T17:33:00.000-05:002007-12-13T17:33:00.000-05:00I can't top Gmoney's entry, but here's a try for p...I can't top Gmoney's entry, but here's a try for placement<BR/><BR/><BR/>From Left to Right: Took Performance Enhancing Drugs, Is Ben Affleck's Performance Enhancing DrugBrian Bremerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03930077703492596352noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-45378183193265307252007-12-13T15:53:00.000-05:002007-12-13T15:53:00.000-05:00"I refer to my missing right nut as The Departed."..."I refer to my missing right nut as The Departed."--LanceGMoneyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03629846751680840539noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-55107244309614663782007-12-13T15:22:00.000-05:002007-12-13T15:22:00.000-05:00Why does Armstrong's head look like it might just ...Why does Armstrong's head look like it might just roll right off his neck?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-32294006935625289652007-12-13T14:44:00.000-05:002007-12-13T14:44:00.000-05:00Check out my new friend. Yeah, he looks like Ben A...Check out my new friend. Yeah, he looks like Ben Affleck, except he's not a huge fricking douche.J.J.https://www.blogger.com/profile/17676438342691682687noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-47192002241471857162007-12-13T14:26:00.000-05:002007-12-13T14:26:00.000-05:00Lance and Matt prepare to make their porn debut in...Lance and Matt prepare to make their porn debut in "Two guys, Five Cups and Three Nuts."Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-17895449891868419352007-12-13T14:16:00.000-05:002007-12-13T14:16:00.000-05:00You can say that again, Jay. Oh yeah, you did.You can say that again, Jay. Oh yeah, you did.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-47901959924698821682007-12-13T14:03:00.000-05:002007-12-13T14:03:00.000-05:00See, I got these new drinks that I thought up, but...See, I got these new drinks that I thought up, but, uh, I can't seem ot cup and lime in the can.<BR/><BR/>Damn, this thinking stuff is hard. Look at my guns Lance, do you like tham?E Buzzhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04363646592893172933noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-89043707903227008362007-12-13T13:32:00.000-05:002007-12-13T13:32:00.000-05:00Both these guys have a combined number of 1 testic...Both these guys have a combined number of 1 testicle.Clutch Is Everythinghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06184003601811443117noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-5131622729974717622007-12-13T13:20:00.000-05:002007-12-13T13:20:00.000-05:00Lance Armstrong and Matt Damon celebrate their nam...Lance Armstrong and Matt Damon celebrate their names not appearing on the Mitchell Report.Jayhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17134850383532818765noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-79983891358228819512007-12-13T13:19:00.000-05:002007-12-13T13:19:00.000-05:00"You're quitting poker Mike? You know, once I was ..."You're quitting poker Mike? You know, once I was thinking of quitting when I was diagnosed with brain, lung and testicular cancer all at the same time. But with the love and support of my friends and family, I got back on the bike and won the Tour de France five times in a row. But I'm sure you have a good reason to quit. So what are you dying of that's keeping you from no limit hold'em?"<BR/><the great bambihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09763271131746712375noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-2253682050714073382007-12-13T13:18:00.000-05:002007-12-13T13:18:00.000-05:00"If you look closely behind the reeds, you will se..."If you look closely behind the reeds, you will see the Olsen twins sharing a Triscuit"Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-28188635534550124872007-12-13T12:58:00.000-05:002007-12-13T12:58:00.000-05:00It's not ALL bad, Matt. More chicks are willing t...It's not ALL bad, Matt. More chicks are willing to teabag when there's only one.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-62718381699994118762007-12-13T12:56:00.000-05:002007-12-13T12:56:00.000-05:00One of these men has one testicle, the other is La...One of these men has one testicle, the other is Lance Armstrong.karasz411https://www.blogger.com/profile/07695586982967689398noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-28771056125568302592007-12-13T12:53:00.000-05:002007-12-13T12:53:00.000-05:00Whereas vampires are warded off with garlic, the O...Whereas vampires are warded off with garlic, the Olsen twins made a rapid exit once they saw the lemon wedges with the drinks as any contact with food would be deadly...their narrow escape allows them to continue to live strong.the great bambihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09763271131746712375noreply@blogger.com