tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post330529123633571753..comments2023-11-02T12:10:41.494-04:00Comments on Awful Announcing: Create The Caption #322DeROKhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11989933780728785428noreply@blogger.comBlogger39125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-684491810658875232008-12-11T12:18:00.000-05:002008-12-11T12:18:00.000-05:00Zorn: Let me show you how Chuck Knox used to moti...Zorn: Let me show you how Chuck Knox used to motivate me and Steve Largent.<BR/><BR/>Portis: Hey, ain't nobody goes there. I'm not Jeff Garcia.MMayeshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09893007769493689849noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-55725725137677519992008-12-11T09:46:00.000-05:002008-12-11T09:46:00.000-05:00Zorn: I know you are a little bit hurt right now, ...Zorn: I know you are a little bit hurt right now, but I can make it up to you<BR/>Portis: how?<BR/>Zorn I got...*whispers* tickets to a private screen of twilight<BR/>Portis: I ain't hurting that bad. I'm rolling on dubs and my pockets is straight!CyTheVyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15548528860894925119noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-785613349155354242008-12-11T07:16:00.000-05:002008-12-11T07:16:00.000-05:00Please, no movie quotes. IMdB is NOT your friends...Please, no movie quotes. IMdB is NOT your friends in the contests.JamesCravenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12825030950706835291noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-71022066900774146232008-12-10T23:48:00.000-05:002008-12-10T23:48:00.000-05:00I didn't feel like reading, so this may have alrea...I didn't feel like reading, so this may have already been referenced... BUT<BR/>"Don't worry, Clinton, now we'll just have a couple extra months to shoot Eastern's Motors commercials."<BR/><BR/>or <BR/><BR/>Zorn: "Clinton... CLINTON..."<BR/>CP: [Daydreaming] "Man, that was awesome when Ed Reed was on the same team as me."Bazooka Joneshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00630195534343105231noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-1154704359266546272008-12-10T20:27:00.000-05:002008-12-10T20:27:00.000-05:00Portis: "You're gonna have to do a helluva lot mo...Portis: "You're gonna have to do a helluva lot more than two tickets to an advanced screening of 'The Day The Earth Stood Still' to get me back on board."The Ghost of Rick Jameshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15782900718404244564noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-30931121923263464142008-12-10T19:19:00.000-05:002008-12-10T19:19:00.000-05:00Portis: Yes, I know what I said coach.Zorn: Genius...Portis: Yes, I know what I said coach.<BR/><BR/>Zorn: Genius!!!! Dear God Clinton, what did you call Joe Gibbs<BR/><BR/>Portis: OldAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-51157515802125884712008-12-10T19:13:00.000-05:002008-12-10T19:13:00.000-05:00After getting a quick massage from Coach Zorn, Cli...After getting a quick massage from Coach Zorn, Clinton walked over to Jason Campbell scared shouting "I think it moved! What does that mean??!!"Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-82222605318593758292008-12-10T19:05:00.000-05:002008-12-10T19:05:00.000-05:00Zorn: "Come on Clinton, you know the rules and so ...Zorn: "Come on Clinton, you know the rules and so do I..."<BR/><BR/>Portis: "What are the rules coach?"<BR/><BR/>Zorn:<BR/><BR/>Never gonna give you up<BR/>Never gonna let you down<BR/>Never gonna run around and desert you<BR/>Never gonna make you cry<BR/>Never gonna say goodbye<BR/>Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you<BR/><BR/>Portis: "Can't believe I fell for that."Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-67128414937532371462008-12-10T18:44:00.000-05:002008-12-10T18:44:00.000-05:00Zorn: Ok, ok I'll let you have the ball more. Sorr...Zorn: Ok, ok I'll let you have the ball more. Sorry about the mix up. Lets just let bygones be bygones.<BR/><BR/>Portis: Thanks Coach Shanahan. I can't stay mad at you.Lammy742https://www.blogger.com/profile/17549824874906713433noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-81176547435252808612008-12-10T18:43:00.000-05:002008-12-10T18:43:00.000-05:00Hey Clinton, while we're in Seattle you wanna hit ...Hey Clinton, while we're in Seattle you wanna hit up some nudey bars to celebrate this big win? I've got more lap dances in this town than Shawn Kemp could ever dream of.walnutshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09568280095214991589noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-18058452956938130542008-12-10T18:01:00.000-05:002008-12-10T18:01:00.000-05:00Did he just touch my ass? Oooooo, now he's gonna g...Did he just touch my ass? Oooooo, now he's gonna get it.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-69212996782140319272008-12-10T17:46:00.000-05:002008-12-10T17:46:00.000-05:00Have you seen this thing on TV called the Sham-Wow...Have you seen this thing on TV called the Sham-Wow? Man, that thing is amazing.E Buzzhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04363646592893172933noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-45451182734897133442008-12-10T17:21:00.000-05:002008-12-10T17:21:00.000-05:00Zorn: "Andy Reid told me you can't give the ball t...Zorn: "Andy Reid told me you can't give the ball to your best player too much."Malhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07946500230507492061noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-5692688840355183012008-12-10T16:57:00.000-05:002008-12-10T16:57:00.000-05:00Clinton: "I really appreciate the support Mrs. War...Clinton: "I really appreciate the support Mrs. Warner, but shouldn't you be in Arizona with Kurt?"Zackhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08401028805920984616noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-89446921359977349482008-12-10T15:57:00.000-05:002008-12-10T15:57:00.000-05:00What? I always wear my authentic NFL gear mock tur...What? I always wear my authentic NFL gear mock turtle neck with dress slacks.Scotthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08740168715588670295noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-66566392667003328592008-12-10T15:56:00.000-05:002008-12-10T15:56:00.000-05:00JZ: Oh Clinton, I love all those wacky characters ...JZ: Oh Clinton, I love all those wacky characters you make up, like "Sheriff Gonnagetcha" and "Coach Janky Spanky" and "NFL's Leading Rusher".<BR/><BR/>CP: Actually, that last one wasn't a character, that was really me.<BR/><BR/>JZ: Then why did we stop giving you the ball?Down Goes Brownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10150805735008417848noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-34557074487823940972008-12-10T15:32:00.000-05:002008-12-10T15:32:00.000-05:00Portis: Man, if there weren't cameras all up in he...Portis: Man, if there weren't cameras all up in here, I'd whoop yo ass.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-82674024770400086012008-12-10T15:26:00.000-05:002008-12-10T15:26:00.000-05:00Zorn: I wonder what he tastes like....Zorn: I wonder what he tastes like....Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-82365100618308165832008-12-10T15:18:00.000-05:002008-12-10T15:18:00.000-05:00Zorn: Yes. Rashard Choice...Portis: Emmitt Smiff s...Zorn: Yes. Rashard Choice...<BR/>Portis: Emmitt Smiff said that.<BR/>Zorn: I know, right?morthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05729969245862864121noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-47780591856251920282008-12-10T15:11:00.000-05:002008-12-10T15:11:00.000-05:00"Why do you build me up butter cup, just to let me..."Why do you build me up butter cup, just to let me down and mess me around? Worst of all, you never call baby even when you say you will, but I love you still. I need you more than anyone darling!"Jake Rosenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11725188474273472839noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-61608743105333713242008-12-10T14:55:00.000-05:002008-12-10T14:55:00.000-05:00"C'mon Clinton. Can't we just go back to the way ..."C'mon Clinton. Can't we just go back to the way things were between us? I miss sitting around the fireplace, eating strawberries, drinking chamgange, and you wispering sweet nothings in my ear..."fooshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04094203715476839634noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-55324220791739616062008-12-10T14:48:00.000-05:002008-12-10T14:48:00.000-05:00People let me tell you 'bout my best friend, He's ...People let me tell you 'bout my best friend, <BR/>He's a warm hearted person who'll love me till the end. <BR/>People let me tell you bout my best friend, <BR/>He's a one boy cuddly toy, my up, my down, my pride and joy. <BR/><BR/>People let me tell you 'bout him he's so much fun <BR/>Whether we're talkin' man to man or whether we're talking son to son. <BR/>Cause he's my best friend. <BR/>Yes Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-88454746105810912932008-12-10T14:42:00.000-05:002008-12-10T14:42:00.000-05:00Zorn: Ever been to a Turkish prison?Zorn: Ever been to a Turkish prison?Cornhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03357603294485610280noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-79787530496165086032008-12-10T14:18:00.000-05:002008-12-10T14:18:00.000-05:00Zorn: "So, Clinton, why don't you go get your 'poc...Zorn: "So, Clinton, why don't you go get your 'pockets straight' over there by the water coolers?"<BR/><BR/>Portis: "Cracker ass mother f***er"Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-88769950460758503072008-12-10T14:16:00.000-05:002008-12-10T14:16:00.000-05:00He called me a genius? He likes me! He REALLY li...He called me a genius? He likes me! He REALLY likes me!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com