tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post4683331094325565956..comments2023-11-02T12:10:41.494-04:00Comments on Awful Announcing: The Pam Ward Chronicles: Week EightDeROKhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11989933780728785428noreply@blogger.comBlogger142125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-67087343856941027692008-10-24T13:06:00.000-04:002008-10-24T13:06:00.000-04:00Has Pam Ward put her fondness for "gaping holes" b...Has Pam Ward put her fondness for "gaping holes" behind her, or has it just been a while since she was assigned to a Wisconsin O vs. Indiana D match-up. "A huge hole, a gaping hole!" Pam doin' porn in front of millions!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-82422771851902093762008-10-20T03:56:00.000-04:002008-10-20T03:56:00.000-04:00"This Ole Miss team defeated Florida a few weeks a..."This Ole Miss team defeated Florida a few weeks ago in the Swamp. This same Ole Miss team went to Baton Rouge last year and beat LSU in triple overtime."- Verne Lundquist on Ole Miss<BR/><BR/>Last year's contest was at Ole Miss and LSU won 41-24Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-70366602527598043342008-10-20T03:52:00.000-04:002008-10-20T03:52:00.000-04:00"Boy if they (Florida) go undefeated, watch out......"Boy if they (Florida) go undefeated, watch out...."- Gary Danielson about Tim Tebow's chances of winning the Heisman this season<BR/><BR/>Maybe Gary forgot but Florida lost a few weeks ago in a game that he called<BR/><BR/><BR/>"This Ole Miss team defeated Florida a few weeks ago in the Swamp. This same Ole Miss team went to Baton Rouge last year and beat LSU in triple overtime."<BR/><BR/>Last Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-50203586752662116832008-10-19T10:18:00.000-04:002008-10-19T10:18:00.000-04:00Eli Gold: On Alabama-Ole Miss game (radio), "John ...Eli Gold: On Alabama-Ole Miss game (radio), "John Parker Wilson, hit like a pinata and sacked." Joe Namath was also in the Alabama booth yesterday, as he had a guest appearance.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-32395044198487866102008-10-19T01:27:00.000-04:002008-10-19T01:27:00.000-04:00"Rich Rodriquez will be a teacher long before he i..."Rich Rodriquez will be a teacher long before he is the CEO of Michigan" -Andre Ware, after a discussion on coaches being teachers<BR/><BR/>Huh? The CEO of Michigan?Unknownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02589703558120186008noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-66969999328892810362008-10-18T23:04:00.000-04:002008-10-18T23:04:00.000-04:00Mike Patrick, after a Kenny McKinley catch where t...Mike Patrick, after a Kenny McKinley catch where the ball nearly hit the ground before the catch:<BR/><BR/>"If the ball hits the ground, by rule it's incomplete."<BR/><BR/>Thanks, Mike.Mikehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14268606514509258115noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-21067200971168874362008-10-18T22:58:00.000-04:002008-10-18T22:58:00.000-04:00Anytime South Carolina's on TV, it's perfectly oka...Anytime South Carolina's on TV, it's perfectly okay to say "Cocks." ;)JamesCravenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12825030950706835291noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-52185941250988079902008-10-18T22:54:00.000-04:002008-10-18T22:54:00.000-04:00bspn wins the Rudy Martzke Memorial All-Cliche Tea...bspn wins the Rudy Martzke Memorial All-Cliche Team Award.JamesCravenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12825030950706835291noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-82042834206685380512008-10-18T22:42:00.000-04:002008-10-18T22:42:00.000-04:00It wouldn't be the Pammies without the obligatory ...It wouldn't be the Pammies without the obligatory Mark Jones corny remark. He said this one in reference to Colt McCoy and Texas beating up on his buddy Chase Daniel and Mizzou:<BR/><BR/>"That's why they call it show business, and not show friends."Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-79102978958032993802008-10-18T22:10:00.000-04:002008-10-18T22:10:00.000-04:00"Tyson Chandler has been passing under pressure al..."Tyson Chandler has been passing under pressure all game." - Pat Ryan referring to Mississippi State QB, Tyson Lee, in the 2nd Qtr.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-76489613181632274342008-10-18T21:13:00.000-04:002008-10-18T21:13:00.000-04:00"If this was a fight they would stop it on cuts." ..."If this was a fight they would stop it on cuts." - Rece Davis channeling Billy Packer while updating Mizzou-Texas, after Texas scores its 3rd TD with 12 min left in 2nd qtr.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-69680725465042342782008-10-18T20:59:00.000-04:002008-10-18T20:59:00.000-04:00jfeinI dont think fried shrimp and sausage with gr...jfein<BR/><BR/>I dont think fried shrimp and sausage with grits and gravy is exactly healthy.<BR/><BR/><BR/>"Cocky is happy" - Mike Patrick after a shot of a live gamecock, tied @ 3 end of 1st. How dump / delay buttons do they use for a South Carolina game ? I'm surprised Patrick could say that.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-29690814151178509852008-10-18T20:57:00.000-04:002008-10-18T20:57:00.000-04:00USC kicks a tieing FG"Cocky's happy" while showing...USC kicks a tieing FG<BR/>"Cocky's happy" while showing a roaster on the sideline.<BR/>Actually, no Mike. That's Sir Big Spur. Cocky is the mascot in the chicken suit.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-20799716652836293122008-10-18T20:52:00.000-04:002008-10-18T20:52:00.000-04:00"He rode the receiver right out of bounds" - Mike ..."He rode the receiver right out of bounds" - Mike Patrick<BR/><BR/>Nice to know.....Justin F.https://www.blogger.com/profile/03812894545867319859noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-47402771269343148282008-10-18T20:51:00.000-04:002008-10-18T20:51:00.000-04:00"You can tell that Garcia is one of those guys wit..."You can tell that Garcia is one of those guys with a short clock in his head. He goes 1, 2, I gotta get out of here" - Mike PatrickJustin F.https://www.blogger.com/profile/03812894545867319859noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-35129670915113575232008-10-18T20:49:00.000-04:002008-10-18T20:49:00.000-04:00"It's actually nice to see him in a place that doe..."It's actually nice to see him in a place that doesn't have a garden hose to wash it was down" - Mike Patrick<BR/><BR/>"It's nice to see you in a place that's a little more upscale" - Mike Patrick showing concerns for the health of Todd BlackledgeJustin F.https://www.blogger.com/profile/03812894545867319859noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-56092507303546487352008-10-18T20:45:00.000-04:002008-10-18T20:45:00.000-04:00"You're right, I think the butterflies are all gon..."You're right, I think the butterflies are all gone" - Mike Patrick<BR/><BR/>Todd's Taste of the Town is next...Justin F.https://www.blogger.com/profile/03812894545867319859noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-2682120434630795292008-10-18T20:34:00.000-04:002008-10-18T20:34:00.000-04:00Holly is talking about the trainer making bats. Wh...Holly is talking about the trainer making bats. Who gives a flying fuck? This has nothing to do with the gameAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-75793335154382583782008-10-18T20:29:00.000-04:002008-10-18T20:29:00.000-04:00Four play of awfulness tonight:Musberger/Herbstrei...Four play of awfulness tonight:<BR/><BR/>Musberger/Herbstreit,Patrick/Blackledge, Jones/Davie and Joe Benninati on VS covering Oregon St @ WashingtonAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-74156085838326755012008-10-18T20:25:00.000-04:002008-10-18T20:25:00.000-04:00BazookaI dont doubt you, I was just saying what it...Bazooka<BR/><BR/>I dont doubt you, I was just saying what it looked like on TV. They were quick shots of the jersey, and its possible I didnt see all the letters.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-22999366176271222212008-10-18T20:03:00.000-04:002008-10-18T20:03:00.000-04:00"The last time Missouri won in Austin was in 1896...."The last time Missouri won in Austin was in 1896. Now I know what you're thinking Kirk, I was not the play by play man for that game." - Brent MusbergerJustin F.https://www.blogger.com/profile/03812894545867319859noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-7903953514085701822008-10-18T19:54:00.000-04:002008-10-18T19:54:00.000-04:00I am so sorry everyone. I made a terrible mistake...I am so sorry everyone. I made a terrible mistake. I said the score of the USC-Wash. St. game was 66-0. I was wrong. It was 69-0.Justin F.https://www.blogger.com/profile/03812894545867319859noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-32797984366099545762008-10-18T19:52:00.000-04:002008-10-18T19:52:00.000-04:00"Look for turnovers [in the Mizzou-Texas game]. C..."Look for turnovers [in the Mizzou-Texas game]. Chase Daniel threw 3 interceptions last week. Colt McCoy is good doesn't throw picks. Look for him to protect the ball" - Mark May, contradicting himself.Justin F.https://www.blogger.com/profile/03812894545867319859noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-28493206521004135452008-10-18T19:47:00.000-04:002008-10-18T19:47:00.000-04:00"Heyward-Bey has been M.I.I. the last few weeks."-..."Heyward-Bey has been M.I.I. the last few weeks."<BR/>-Chris Miller on the Terps highlight during Caps intermissionAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-922166955279521982008-10-18T19:45:00.000-04:002008-10-18T19:45:00.000-04:00jgTrust me, I wouldn't lie to ya. I work in the Ma...jg<BR/><BR/>Trust me, I wouldn't lie to ya. I work in the Maryland Athletic Department- his name is Wujciak.<BR/><BR/>Also, the photo of the real life Rudy on the linemen's shoulders... One of the linemen is Alex Wujciak's dad. (Yeah, random, I know.)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com