tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post5623190673718767396..comments2023-11-02T12:10:41.494-04:00Comments on Awful Announcing: Create The Caption #236DeROKhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11989933780728785428noreply@blogger.comBlogger31125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-49897184762476549492008-07-03T11:15:00.000-04:002008-07-03T11:15:00.000-04:00"And she said, she's only got 4 minutes to save th..."And she said, she's only got 4 minutes to save the world, and I told her, well that's fine because this is only gonna take 15 seconds."t hindshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13040964045858478417noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-31597740939348408792008-07-03T11:07:00.000-04:002008-07-03T11:07:00.000-04:00They said my wife was sleeping with Lenny Kravitz?...They said my wife was sleeping with Lenny Kravitz?? Please...I'll have more hits today than he ever had.Unknownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02485599922377628782noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-76718233169563470372008-07-03T08:19:00.000-04:002008-07-03T08:19:00.000-04:00Guy off camera: So A-Rod, what's Madonna really l...Guy off camera: So A-Rod, what's Madonna really like?<BR/><BR/>A-Rod: Bro, you DON'T wanna know...trust me!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-84314607591018124852008-07-03T00:54:00.000-04:002008-07-03T00:54:00.000-04:00Hey Madonna, two words! SLUMP BUSTER!!!Hey Madonna, two words! SLUMP BUSTER!!!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-62340461784700405172008-07-02T23:36:00.000-04:002008-07-02T23:36:00.000-04:00(Signaling to Madonna in her luxury box): let's tr...(Signaling to Madonna in her luxury box): let's try three tonight...Walton's Wisdomhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07497163381534553584noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-61754740191866310482008-07-02T20:36:00.000-04:002008-07-02T20:36:00.000-04:00But then she said she wanted to tie me up and fina...But then she said she wanted to tie me up and finally make a man out of me. At least she let me use my pink fuzzy handcuffs. See! No bruises!Pickituphttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00226880205466344383noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-66699691274091961052008-07-02T20:35:00.000-04:002008-07-02T20:35:00.000-04:00She slept with Canseco? Really? I'm feeling itchy ...She slept with Canseco? Really? I'm feeling itchy already!PricelessCommentaryhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13236325009562725097noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-57664598101443912282008-07-02T20:23:00.000-04:002008-07-02T20:23:00.000-04:00P-I-M-PP-I-M-PAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-38021848051200858522008-07-02T20:19:00.000-04:002008-07-02T20:19:00.000-04:00hey madonna. you and me. after the game. alrighthey madonna. you and me. after the game. alrightAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-3072166810592898402008-07-02T17:32:00.000-04:002008-07-02T17:32:00.000-04:00A-Rod: "After the game tonight, Madonna and I are...A-Rod: "After the game tonight, Madonna and I are going out. We're going to stay up all night and party like we've just won the World Series. Afterward, we're going to go back to my place, save the world in 4 minutes, and in the morning, I'm making waffles!"Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-58036853945077926422008-07-02T16:13:00.000-04:002008-07-02T16:13:00.000-04:00..."then she told me that I needed to breathe thro......"then she told me that I needed to breathe through my eyelids. And I said, Madonna, where do you get this stuff?!?Malhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07946500230507492061noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-89884171143547908582008-07-02T16:04:00.000-04:002008-07-02T16:04:00.000-04:00...and according to Kobe, this is how Shaq's ass t......and according to Kobe, this is how Shaq's ass taste.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-76701040780993248042008-07-02T16:00:00.000-04:002008-07-02T16:00:00.000-04:00...and then she started telling me about Kaballah ......and then she started telling me about Kaballah and I had no idea what she was talking about.GMoneyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03629846751680840539noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-20056061596603301452008-07-02T15:45:00.000-04:002008-07-02T15:45:00.000-04:00DAAANNG!! Did you see the shot Molina took? Heard ...DAAANNG!! Did you see the shot Molina took? Heard he got 15 days on the DL for busted kibbles and bits.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-2182107147766007352008-07-02T14:50:00.000-04:002008-07-02T14:50:00.000-04:00A-Rod is no stranger to Madonna's immaculate colle...A-Rod is no stranger to Madonna's immaculate collection.Timhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12270211989522834511noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-38304149427233845362008-07-02T14:44:00.000-04:002008-07-02T14:44:00.000-04:00Dude, if you ever get a chance at a girl with gapp...Dude, if you ever get a chance at a girl with gapped teeth, seriously, go for it!stalkingerinandrewshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17360531839926884809noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-81709087966508870402008-07-02T14:39:00.000-04:002008-07-02T14:39:00.000-04:00In a totally unshocking development, guess who jus...In a totally unshocking development, guess who just developed simultaneous cases of Herpes AND Crabs?BFhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15264282750160516858noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-33205653514501226652008-07-02T14:36:00.000-04:002008-07-02T14:36:00.000-04:00Peter Parker felt his spider sense tingling, but s...Peter Parker felt his spider sense tingling, but saw no sign of the Goblin. It was only A-Rod ... or so he thought.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-31779770412382451572008-07-02T14:27:00.000-04:002008-07-02T14:27:00.000-04:00Damn son! She ain't like a virgin anymore!Damn son! She ain't like a virgin anymore!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-51580208174185623902008-07-02T14:24:00.000-04:002008-07-02T14:24:00.000-04:00A-Rod: That's Right. Madonna.Melky (Is that Melk...A-Rod: That's Right. Madonna.<BR/><BR/>Melky (Is that Melky?): This was 10 years ago right?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-60743607317128021722008-07-02T14:22:00.000-04:002008-07-02T14:22:00.000-04:00Dude, I can do so much better than that skanky ho ...Dude, I can do so much better than that skanky ho Madonna, besides Rodman had a turn on that ride!!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-32347152202817913722008-07-02T14:11:00.000-04:002008-07-02T14:11:00.000-04:00Please big mean Rangers, don't beat us again!!(Not...Please big mean Rangers, don't beat us again!!<BR/><BR/>(Note: I'm not going for funny so much as I am looking for a spot to gloat about the Rangers taking the first two games in the series after the New York sports media was predicting a certain Yankees sweep.)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-16074729148555578092008-07-02T14:09:00.000-04:002008-07-02T14:09:00.000-04:00Man, my arm's killing me. Who knew being with Mad...Man, my arm's killing me. Who knew being with Madonna could still leave you sore the next day? I thought the swing would help with that...karenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02499008800310317320noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-80418695639264136422008-07-02T14:08:00.000-04:002008-07-02T14:08:00.000-04:00Anyone can mistake Steinbrenner for Madonna when t...Anyone can mistake Steinbrenner for Madonna when the lights are off, right?.....right?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-6564509716542665222008-07-02T13:58:00.000-04:002008-07-02T13:58:00.000-04:00A-Rod: (singing) "Like a virgin...touched for the ...A-Rod: (singing) "Like a virgin...touched for the very first time..."<BR/><BR/>Melky: "Quit staring at my ass again, Alex."Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com