tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post5671075965836664503..comments2023-11-02T12:10:41.494-04:00Comments on Awful Announcing: Create The Caption #107DeROKhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11989933780728785428noreply@blogger.comBlogger31125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-60866387752921838232007-11-07T13:08:00.000-05:002007-11-07T13:08:00.000-05:00Are any good plastic surgeons that are Dodgers fan...Are any good plastic surgeons that are Dodgers fans and hate the Yankees? I could use some work if I were to go out on Sunset Boulevard.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-72073520309223945922007-11-07T13:06:00.000-05:002007-11-07T13:06:00.000-05:00I love speaking to no one but huge, inflated pictu...I love speaking to no one but huge, inflated pictures of ME!!!!!jimismshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09340466333264576909noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-43113231421134986372007-11-07T11:41:00.000-05:002007-11-07T11:41:00.000-05:004 World Championships & 12 Post Season Apearences ...4 World Championships & 12 Post Season Apearences - $2,000,000,000<BR/><BR/>Blowing 3-0 lead to the Sox - $201,000,000<BR/><BR/>Losing to the Indians - $8,000,000<BR/><BR/> Telling Hank Steinbrenner to stick it and making him look the fool - PricelessAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-50827173719445592822007-11-07T01:38:00.000-05:002007-11-07T01:38:00.000-05:00And the next book I would like to discuss...."6 si...And the next book I would like to discuss...."6 signs you know it's time to fire your manager!" - by George Steinbrenner (With foreward from Brian Cashman)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-55230443594488484702007-11-07T01:25:00.000-05:002007-11-07T01:25:00.000-05:00As part of his new incentive laden contract with t...As part of his new incentive laden contract with the Dodgers, the Yankees have agreed to provide his new club with an obnoxiously large digital picture frame listing all of his NY acheivments.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-28924232132256286532007-11-07T01:23:00.000-05:002007-11-07T01:23:00.000-05:00I am with you always my son....use the bunt young ...I am with you always my son....use the bunt young Torre, use the bunt.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-27106401701183020442007-11-07T01:00:00.000-05:002007-11-07T01:00:00.000-05:00What are those funny looking trees? Never seen tho...What are those funny looking trees? Never seen those in the Bronx. Thank god I won't have to be interviewed by Waldman and Sterling anymore!!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-39474242111014127232007-11-07T00:55:00.000-05:002007-11-07T00:55:00.000-05:00that's one sweet iPhonethat's one sweet iPhoneAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-90100694339918385892007-11-06T22:35:00.000-05:002007-11-06T22:35:00.000-05:004 World Championships, 6 pennants, 12 consecutive ...4 World Championships, 6 pennants, 12 consecutive post season appearances, all time leader in post season wins (76), 9 time all star as a player, 1971 National League MVP.<BR/><BR/>It's Miller time.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-74622921392669957042007-11-06T18:03:00.000-05:002007-11-06T18:03:00.000-05:00This is all nice and well, but where's section 3?This is all nice and well, but where's section 3?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-41822935661437072912007-11-06T17:57:00.000-05:002007-11-06T17:57:00.000-05:00Well, even on the Jumbotron, my head's smaller tha...Well, even on the Jumbotron, my head's smaller than Peyton Manning's!<BR/><BR/><BR/><B>Or</B><BR/><BR/><BR/>All across the country, turkey hunters were aroused by the neck wattle on Torre.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-48353443894799551142007-11-06T17:05:00.000-05:002007-11-06T17:05:00.000-05:00I'm smiling because I know something you don't - S...I'm smiling because I know something you don't - Suzyn Waldman is coming out here with me - take that Vin Scully.Rushhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09773497250990254781noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-12826878258139980102007-11-06T17:04:00.000-05:002007-11-06T17:04:00.000-05:00Get a good look people, this is the last time you'...Get a good look people, this is the last time you'll see my face without my finger in my nose.Rushhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09773497250990254781noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-78158969216311712812007-11-06T16:34:00.000-05:002007-11-06T16:34:00.000-05:00I'd like to thank Grady Little for stepping down, ...I'd like to thank Grady Little for stepping down, and I'd also like to announce the signing of Aaron Boone.TJXhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05386844671773218074noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-84448116226129995742007-11-06T16:33:00.000-05:002007-11-06T16:33:00.000-05:00". . . and really, folks, what sealed the deal for...". . . and really, folks, what sealed the deal for me to come here was when Tommy was going on and on about getting one of those swirly things. I'm really going to have to get one of those."Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-47723688402040510682007-11-06T16:25:00.000-05:002007-11-06T16:25:00.000-05:00You guys want to play a game of Coleco vision on t...You guys want to play a game of Coleco vision on the bigscreen, ok, check this out.<BR/><BR/>Christ, I didn't know that you could smell Steinbrenner all the way out here, he had the smell of moldy cheese wrapped in Dave Kingman's jock and sweatsocks buried in a rotting deer carcass.<BR/><BR/>The worst thing you ever smelled in your life. Made me physically sick.E Buzzhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04363646592893172933noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-8343646156762138672007-11-06T16:22:00.000-05:002007-11-06T16:22:00.000-05:00Joe Torre felt the pressure as the Dodgers flashed...Joe Torre felt the pressure as the Dodgers flashed the incentive benchmarks for his contract - especially those last two.HardScoreshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15446306103107043850noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-26967544134770284772007-11-06T15:53:00.000-05:002007-11-06T15:53:00.000-05:00When my three years are up here, those stats will ...When my three years are up here, those stats will be the exact same as they are now.GMoneyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03629846751680840539noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-48269154390098174792007-11-06T15:16:00.000-05:002007-11-06T15:16:00.000-05:00Hey, where's the Bank of America advertisement?Hey, where's the Bank of America advertisement?Unknownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17462192215459540937noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-13895437022897131462007-11-06T14:57:00.000-05:002007-11-06T14:57:00.000-05:00Sadly the Jumbotron just wasn't Jumbo enough to li...Sadly the Jumbotron just wasn't Jumbo enough to list his entire resume, which includes "Member of Screen Actors Guild", "Eleven-Inch Wang", and "High Score on Pac-Man"MDThttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04485948173023354227noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-37667412684333402192007-11-06T14:25:00.000-05:002007-11-06T14:25:00.000-05:00Hey, it's Enrico Palazzo!Hey, it's Enrico Palazzo!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-75420077366852715292007-11-06T14:20:00.000-05:002007-11-06T14:20:00.000-05:00F*cking A! My chin is HUGE on that jumbotron. Goo...F*cking A! My chin is HUGE on that jumbotron. Good thing I'm in LA.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-56700545018805981982007-11-06T14:19:00.000-05:002007-11-06T14:19:00.000-05:00There Joe stood wondering... "Where are all the h...There Joe stood wondering... "Where are all the hobos?"Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-55962930878120624832007-11-06T14:18:00.000-05:002007-11-06T14:18:00.000-05:00"Hey honey, you think that Carl's Jr is still open..."Hey honey, you think that Carl's Jr is still open? I could really go for a burger right now"Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-70657826400754164542007-11-06T14:17:00.000-05:002007-11-06T14:17:00.000-05:00Joe: "What do you mean no sleeping on the job? Wh...Joe: "What do you mean no sleeping on the job? What kind of sh*thole is this??"Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com