tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post6662342060559041309..comments2023-11-02T12:10:41.494-04:00Comments on Awful Announcing: Create The Caption #296DeROKhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11989933780728785428noreply@blogger.comBlogger60125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-14178057771134714442008-10-17T23:17:00.000-04:002008-10-17T23:17:00.000-04:00Welcome to the Desperados!Welcome to the Desperados!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-9329317949956648932008-10-17T16:53:00.000-04:002008-10-17T16:53:00.000-04:00Nice to see you again, Drew. Did you fall asleep ...Nice to see you again, Drew. Did you fall asleep on the tanning bed?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-53356969319837412042008-10-17T11:08:00.000-04:002008-10-17T11:08:00.000-04:00Roy: Happy to be in Dalton, Mr. Jerkins.JJ: It's J...Roy: Happy to be in Dalton, Mr. Jerkins.<BR/>JJ: It's Jones and we're the Dallas Romos, but who's countin'? You went to Arkansas right? No? Who the f*** said you could be here?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-39423342132605216472008-10-17T10:53:00.000-04:002008-10-17T10:53:00.000-04:00Jerry: "Oh, Roy it's you. You scared the shit out ...Jerry: "Oh, Roy it's you. You scared the shit out of me. Seeing that jersey, I thought Danny White was back."Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-40083551275395991282008-10-17T07:54:00.000-04:002008-10-17T07:54:00.000-04:00JJ: Welcome to our team. Can I get you anything?RW...JJ: Welcome to our team. Can I get you anything?<BR/><BR/>RW: No sir, but I gotta say I had no idea YOU owned the Cowboys. Can you show me which way the Grotto is?Lammy742https://www.blogger.com/profile/17549824874906713433noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-48398488835141397732008-10-17T00:25:00.000-04:002008-10-17T00:25:00.000-04:00If you dont win us a Super Bowl...Your a dead man ...If you dont win us a Super Bowl...Your a dead man Roy.Mike Gillhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05347375046362214744noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-50445885992021402732008-10-16T23:46:00.000-04:002008-10-16T23:46:00.000-04:00JJ: Roy, welcome to Big D. Glad to have you here...JJ: Roy, welcome to Big D. Glad to have you here.<BR/><BR/>RW: Welcome to Big D? I don't know what you mean. Every time I take a shower I look down and see Big D. Drop by the clubhouse if you want to know what I mean.<BR/><BR/>JJ: Jeez, you're going to fit in just fine......MMayeshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09893007769493689849noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-54514347240458670772008-10-16T22:26:00.000-04:002008-10-16T22:26:00.000-04:00I'm just surprised Roy didn't drop Jerry's hand an...I'm just surprised Roy didn't drop Jerry's hand and then yell at one of the QB's.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-35418334592375805662008-10-16T21:31:00.000-04:002008-10-16T21:31:00.000-04:00Welcome to the Desperados!Welcome to the Desperados!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-45718710090119581042008-10-16T20:52:00.000-04:002008-10-16T20:52:00.000-04:00"Hi, my name is Roy Williams, and before I step fo..."Hi, my name is Roy Williams, and before I step foot on that field, I would just like to let you know that I am not worth what you gave up to get me."Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-32140611027625102752008-10-16T20:50:00.000-04:002008-10-16T20:50:00.000-04:00Jones? I've been calling you Tom Landry for the la...Jones? I've been calling you Tom Landry for the last two days.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-77422573885546568852008-10-16T20:24:00.000-04:002008-10-16T20:24:00.000-04:00Roy Williams: "So, let me see if I get this straig...Roy Williams: "So, let me see if I get this straight: You're really the coach? Jeez, this place is even more dysfunctional than Detroit!"Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-52232206440474302822008-10-16T20:06:00.000-04:002008-10-16T20:06:00.000-04:00Jerry Jones: "If you don't get us a Super Bowl rin...Jerry Jones: "If you don't get us a Super Bowl ring this season, this will be the last time I shake your hand as a member of the Dallas Cowboys."<BR/><BR/>11: "I am honored to be a member of the Dallas Cowboys and I will do my best to help this team win. By the way, did I mention I am from Texas?" (Silently thinks he is much more demanding than Matt Millen was)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-45677769909084276462008-10-16T20:05:00.000-04:002008-10-16T20:05:00.000-04:00In an effort to show his commitment to winning, Ro...In an effort to show his commitment to winning, Roy Williams engages in a "Stare To The Death" contest with Cowboys owner Jerry Jones.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-15791308663032763422008-10-16T20:04:00.000-04:002008-10-16T20:04:00.000-04:00Jerry Jones: "Roy, I know we just met and all, but...Jerry Jones: "Roy, I know we just met and all, but goodbyes seem to work better when someone leaves."Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-73824010132995798362008-10-16T20:01:00.000-04:002008-10-16T20:01:00.000-04:00A special sneak peek from the new season of "Punk'...A special sneak peek from the new season of "Punk'd," Ashton Kutcher sets up Jerry Jones with Roy Williams impersonator Ving Rhames.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-41747584328184382562008-10-16T19:26:00.000-04:002008-10-16T19:26:00.000-04:00Williams: So, you're Jerry Jones? Funny, you loo...Williams: So, you're Jerry Jones? Funny, you look older in person...Justin F.https://www.blogger.com/profile/03812894545867319859noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-77794346056683198782008-10-16T18:53:00.000-04:002008-10-16T18:53:00.000-04:00Damn you, sanity has gone south. You stole my jok...Damn you, sanity has gone south. You stole my joke!<BR/><BR/>The Boss meets his 2009 first round pick.JamesCravenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12825030950706835291noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-82506393806451807192008-10-16T18:47:00.000-04:002008-10-16T18:47:00.000-04:00JJ: "You do have better hands than TO, right?"RW: ...JJ: "You do have better hands than TO, right?"<BR/><BR/>RW: "Uh, no, not really."<BR/><BR/>JJ: Fuck.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-6264328306604565672008-10-16T17:41:00.000-04:002008-10-16T17:41:00.000-04:00Roy: Pleasure to meet you Mr. Jones, I'm Roy Willi...Roy: Pleasure to meet you Mr. Jones, I'm Roy Williams<BR/><BR/>Jones: Roy? We've met already, now get out there and go horse-collar tackle that new guy we got. Williams I think...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-39018609530917142922008-10-16T17:35:00.000-04:002008-10-16T17:35:00.000-04:00Williams: "Hello Warden"Jones: "Welcome to my pris...Williams: "Hello Warden"<BR/><BR/>Jones: "Welcome to my prison, Inmate 11. I know we just lost Paul Crewe, but we still have Deacon and Cheeseburger Eddy. Now, head over there and ask for Caretaker. He has everything you need. You do what I say and we'll get along just fine!"Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-73651493259740204532008-10-16T17:34:00.000-04:002008-10-16T17:34:00.000-04:00FIRE MILLENFIRE MILLENAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-8904309200545527572008-10-16T17:21:00.000-04:002008-10-16T17:21:00.000-04:00Roy Williams: "It's a pleasure to meet you Mr. Jo...Roy Williams: "It's a pleasure to meet you Mr. Jones."<BR/><BR/>Jerry Jones: "I'm Jerry Jones and I love black people."<BR/><BR/>Williams: "What?"<BR/><BR/>Jones: "Just had to say that. The league is always listening. Who are you again?"Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-43126146549865470432008-10-16T16:57:00.000-04:002008-10-16T16:57:00.000-04:00Roy, here in Dallas, you don't have to leave the c...Roy, here in Dallas, you don't have to leave the country in order to go to a decent strip club!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-2510004613459354592008-10-16T16:43:00.000-04:002008-10-16T16:43:00.000-04:00I just want to make sure. Are you the only other ...I just want to make sure. Are you the only other Roy Williams playing in the NFL?? I want to collect all of them as minions in my evil army!!!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com