tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post7375025270280850740..comments2023-11-02T12:10:41.494-04:00Comments on Awful Announcing: Create The Caption #231DeROKhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11989933780728785428noreply@blogger.comBlogger32125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-76461498899815927682008-06-25T09:31:00.000-04:002008-06-25T09:31:00.000-04:00"Whaddaya mean, mannn? I'm in great shape. WHA? ..."Whaddaya mean, mannn? I'm in great shape. WHA? My 40 time? Ah man I can down one in like a minute."<BR/>-MeloAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-32149042197979644832008-06-25T09:27:00.000-04:002008-06-25T09:27:00.000-04:00"Guys, what would you say to a little floor-slappi..."Guys, what would you say to a little floor-slapping to boost morale?"Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-39325396271657309772008-06-25T08:33:00.000-04:002008-06-25T08:33:00.000-04:00Tonight on "The Wire" Herc and Carv go way underco...Tonight on "The Wire" Herc and Carv go way undercover to bust a dope dealing olympic athlete.Lammy742https://www.blogger.com/profile/17549824874906713433noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-91031345322894157682008-06-25T01:23:00.000-04:002008-06-25T01:23:00.000-04:00No seriously guys, enough with the yo momma jokesNo seriously guys, enough with the yo momma jokesAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-86833272084238225082008-06-24T23:22:00.000-04:002008-06-24T23:22:00.000-04:00Coach K: Which one of you fellows brings in "da no...Coach K: Which one of you fellows brings in "da noise" and which one brings in "da funk".Malhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07946500230507492061noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-70190985159717909252008-06-24T23:21:00.000-04:002008-06-24T23:21:00.000-04:00Coach K: Uh, Carmelo. When they said they wanted...Coach K: Uh, Carmelo. When they said they wanted to talk to Wade and Boozer, I think they meant Carlos and not "the boozer."Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-37733149431665288532008-06-24T22:54:00.000-04:002008-06-24T22:54:00.000-04:00Coach K: Guys, I'm not just preparing you for the ...Coach K: Guys, I'm not just preparing you for the Olympics...I'm preparing you for life.<BR/><BR/>Melo: This shit's gonna lead me to drink some more.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-3460691692762608522008-06-24T21:39:00.000-04:002008-06-24T21:39:00.000-04:00Just thinking about Coach K saying "Dwyane" and "M...Just thinking about Coach K saying "Dwyane" and "Melo" makes me laugh.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-19437818342199849452008-06-24T20:52:00.000-04:002008-06-24T20:52:00.000-04:00...Melo, we said to get A TIEMelo: /giggles...Melo, we said to get A TIE<BR/><BR/>Melo: /gigglesAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-49728372957661353852008-06-24T20:34:00.000-04:002008-06-24T20:34:00.000-04:00Coach K: I couldn't find Nubian slaves, but do you...Coach K: I couldn't find Nubian slaves, but do you think these guys can carry me into the arena?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-2949183556878434312008-06-24T18:21:00.000-04:002008-06-24T18:21:00.000-04:00"Think about it, guys. I say the word, Vitale's h..."Think about it, guys. I say the word, Vitale's here in five minutes. He won't even ask what your ass tastes like beforehand."Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-15235162270309373172008-06-24T17:04:00.000-04:002008-06-24T17:04:00.000-04:00Coach K again discussing the finer points of flopp...Coach K again discussing the finer points of flopping "Paulus-Style"Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-48973897698956225402008-06-24T16:50:00.000-04:002008-06-24T16:50:00.000-04:00It's OK guys, you can admit it. I really do look l...It's OK guys, you can admit it. I really do look like a rat.Jarred Amatohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01605015627190274503noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-33957487050083284052008-06-24T16:07:00.000-04:002008-06-24T16:07:00.000-04:00Coach K: Carmelo, remember when Dwyane needed a wh...Coach K: Carmelo, remember when Dwyane needed a wheelchair for a shoulder injury? Hilarious!GMoneyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03629846751680840539noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-41843105854777792922008-06-24T16:05:00.000-04:002008-06-24T16:05:00.000-04:00Seriously coach, you look like a ferret stop makin...Seriously coach, you look like a ferret stop makin that facePLBThttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16939105001255755985noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-38360139989201955352008-06-24T15:52:00.000-04:002008-06-24T15:52:00.000-04:00Coach K: Hey...whats that smell??DWade: God, its a...Coach K: Hey...whats that smell??<BR/>DWade: God, its awful, it smells like piss!<BR/>Melo: I am SO wasted right now.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-48925380126857292462008-06-24T15:19:00.000-04:002008-06-24T15:19:00.000-04:00Coach K: "OK, here's what we're gonna do. On off...Coach K: "OK, here's what we're gonna do. On offense, we'll stand around the perimeter and launch ill-advised threes, hoping they'll go in. On defense, we'll just use the time-honored technique of falling over backward when breathed upon. I'm not kidding, guys."Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-6573954311137515292008-06-24T15:01:00.000-04:002008-06-24T15:01:00.000-04:00Welcome to day 1 of practice, fellas. Today we wil...Welcome to day 1 of practice, fellas. Today we will practice sitting on the bench. You should get used to it.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-63525640776812468542008-06-24T14:47:00.000-04:002008-06-24T14:47:00.000-04:00I just cut my first rap album of my inspirational ...I just cut my first rap album of my inspirational speeches to make sure that my kids go out into the world with a good education and a great headstart on life, I think you fellows would like it a lot.E Buzzhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04363646592893172933noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-14209456597243588022008-06-24T14:39:00.000-04:002008-06-24T14:39:00.000-04:00Coach K: "No, seriously, we're going to learn how ...Coach K: "No, seriously, we're going to learn how to play defense on Team USA."<BR/><BR/>(Duke fan here)Jayhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06673787934840574267noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-85171992545261904682008-06-24T14:37:00.000-04:002008-06-24T14:37:00.000-04:00"Fellows, stop laughing, my back really hurts! Ha..."Fellows, stop laughing, my back really hurts! Haven't you heard about the 'three returnees'?" -KAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-85534887298692353912008-06-24T14:18:00.000-04:002008-06-24T14:18:00.000-04:00Coach K: "Melo - D-Wade I am thinking of hiring Do...Coach K: "Melo - D-Wade I am thinking of hiring Don Imus as our PR guy....any thoughts?"Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-55536771131428979912008-06-24T14:16:00.000-04:002008-06-24T14:16:00.000-04:00D Wade, sick of checking luggage, trys to convince...D Wade, sick of checking luggage, trys to convince his pals that 'houseboat' really is the *only* way to travel from game to gameAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-8816475331834436802008-06-24T13:51:00.000-04:002008-06-24T13:51:00.000-04:00Coach K: So Carmelo, how does your ass taste?Coach K: So Carmelo, how does your ass taste?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-25149954095085823182008-06-24T13:50:00.000-04:002008-06-24T13:50:00.000-04:00Dwayne: Hey, right nut!Coach K: Hey, left nut!Both...Dwayne: Hey, right nut!<BR/>Coach K: Hey, left nut!<BR/>Both: Who's the dick in the middle!stalkingerinandrewshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17360531839926884809noreply@blogger.com