tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post7458731529242176111..comments2023-11-02T12:10:41.494-04:00Comments on Awful Announcing: Create The Caption #360DeROKhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11989933780728785428noreply@blogger.comBlogger26125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-55938272022190997902009-03-05T12:03:00.000-05:002009-03-05T12:03:00.000-05:00Never, never, kiss me, okay? Not if there's a fire...Never, never, kiss me, okay? Not if there's a fire, not even if you hear the sound of a thud from my home and one week later there's a smell coming from there that can only be a decaying human body and you have to hold a hanky to your face because the stench is so thick that you think you're going to faint. And later you realize I'm still alive and want to show how happy are you. Even then, don'tAl Microhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11473685141033374585noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-38379981790617841632009-03-05T04:33:00.000-05:002009-03-05T04:33:00.000-05:00Jack: Goooooosfrahbah!!!!Jack: Goooooosfrahbah!!!!questionmarkhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10930028046913482415noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-25759685980598584012009-03-04T22:33:00.000-05:002009-03-04T22:33:00.000-05:00Nicholson: I just want to know what you're worth. ...Nicholson: I just want to know what you're worth. Over ten million?<BR/><BR/>Sandler: Oh my, yes.<BR/><BR/>Nicholson: Then why did you do that Zohan picture? How much better can you eat? What can you buy that you can't already afford?<BR/><BR/>Sandler: The future, Jack, the future.N--k G-----nhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18432609166185197513noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-28869762537807746522009-03-04T18:21:00.000-05:002009-03-04T18:21:00.000-05:00Next scene: Jack turns to his right and kisses Gre...Next scene: Jack turns to his right and kisses Greg Kinnear. While Rob Schneider jumps up from behind them and screams "You can do it"!Malhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07946500230507492061noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-65845378502121666642009-03-04T17:48:00.000-05:002009-03-04T17:48:00.000-05:00Phil Jackson immediately sensed the Lakers karma c...Phil Jackson immediately sensed the Lakers karma change - for the worse.Casonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16802128921188876189noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-80306497838924592942009-03-04T17:04:00.000-05:002009-03-04T17:04:00.000-05:00surprisingly, this film is already in the early le...surprisingly, this film is already in the early lead for the best film for next year's academy awards...daveyBhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01766077544250854286noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-37909600677298311232009-03-04T16:57:00.000-05:002009-03-04T16:57:00.000-05:00Frank: Who would you rather bone, Meg Ryan or Jack...Frank: Who would you rather bone, Meg Ryan or Jack Nicholson?<BR/>Billy Madison: Jack Nicholson now, or 1974?<BR/>Frank: '74.<BR/>Billy Madison: Meg Ryan.Unknownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14605626417219037746noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-83324737227772042482009-03-04T16:56:00.000-05:002009-03-04T16:56:00.000-05:00Adam Sandler: "I feel pretty, oh so pretty, oh so...Adam Sandler: "I feel pretty, oh so pretty, oh so pretty and witty and....gay.Justin F.https://www.blogger.com/profile/03812894545867319859noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-37468031184590258082009-03-04T16:53:00.000-05:002009-03-04T16:53:00.000-05:00Oh the irony of this One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Ne...Oh the irony of this One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest quote:<BR/><BR/>"Someone get me a fucking wiener before I die."Unknownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14605626417219037746noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-53109708078161052032009-03-04T16:45:00.000-05:002009-03-04T16:45:00.000-05:00Let's just hope they weren't shooting a scene for ...Let's just hope they weren't shooting a scene for an Anger Management sequal.walnutshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09568280095214991589noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-79098782106998389222009-03-04T16:38:00.000-05:002009-03-04T16:38:00.000-05:00Best Adam Sandler movie in a long time...Best Adam Sandler movie in a long time...Rex Bannerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13594621173338367327noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-25748894159629502792009-03-04T16:27:00.000-05:002009-03-04T16:27:00.000-05:00Greg Paulus is a fan of this.Greg Paulus is a fan of this.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-79230643483136711242009-03-04T16:21:00.000-05:002009-03-04T16:21:00.000-05:00Mmm, you taste like Viagra and strippers.Mmm, you taste like Viagra and strippers.Turtlehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07543014053749575109noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-79930336671470046692009-03-04T15:22:00.000-05:002009-03-04T15:22:00.000-05:00Jack: I want you to retard your affection.Jack: I want you to retard your affection.Toddhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00398966437946281559noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-29195147339187760842009-03-04T14:49:00.000-05:002009-03-04T14:49:00.000-05:00"I now pronounce your careers dead and irrelevant...."I now pronounce your careers dead and irrelevant."The Ghost of Rick Jameshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15782900718404244564noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-36967270447976946942009-03-04T14:20:00.000-05:002009-03-04T14:20:00.000-05:00Jack looks pissed. I wonder why...Jack looks pissed. I wonder why...49er16https://www.blogger.com/profile/07480858283150569377noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-81647378034789248552009-03-04T14:17:00.000-05:002009-03-04T14:17:00.000-05:00That had better be chicken salad between your knee...That had better be chicken salad between your knees....SteveMhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17472259509865225533noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-10023824961009356302009-03-04T14:09:00.000-05:002009-03-04T14:09:00.000-05:00This comment has been removed by the author.The Ghost of Rick Jameshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15782900718404244564noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-56484995142048036802009-03-04T13:43:00.000-05:002009-03-04T13:43:00.000-05:00Not in public, damnit!Not in public, damnit!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-62698545543365661472009-03-04T13:36:00.000-05:002009-03-04T13:36:00.000-05:00Sorry AA, I can't remember any quotes from "Anger ...Sorry AA, I can't remember any quotes from "Anger Management."Unknownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00163075501198837296noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-3464531081875725062009-03-04T12:59:00.000-05:002009-03-04T12:59:00.000-05:00Adam, I would rather you just said "thank you," an...Adam, I would rather you just said "thank you," and went on your way.Unknownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07733554525459811263noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-84668560519494703582009-03-04T12:46:00.000-05:002009-03-04T12:46:00.000-05:00Jack Nicholson checks off #3 on his bucket listJack Nicholson checks off #3 on his bucket listWood Bats, Steel Ballshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13801943604943416497noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-71812989342172452852009-03-04T12:45:00.000-05:002009-03-04T12:45:00.000-05:00Jack: Hey Adam, look down....Heeeere's Johnny!Jack: Hey Adam, look down....Heeeere's Johnny!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-55163687650657695062009-03-04T12:44:00.000-05:002009-03-04T12:44:00.000-05:00Jack: Adam, I thought you wanted to "touch the hin...Jack: Adam, I thought you wanted to "touch the hiney", so why the hell are you kissing me you f'n lush?!GM-Carsonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06805746782773160139noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-14552927226375371662009-03-04T12:35:00.000-05:002009-03-04T12:35:00.000-05:00Jack: JACKASS!!!!Jack: JACKASS!!!!TJXhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05386844671773218074noreply@blogger.com