tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post8070189198760404523..comments2008-08-25T22:02:32.111-04:00Awful Announcing-http://www.blogger.com/profile/02512793293145554219noreply@blogger.comBlogger30125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-66559658181793117202008-08-25T22:02:00.000-04:002008-08-25T22:02:00.000-04:00In an effort to keep up with the past their prime stars, London has already announced that it will be Shaquille O'Neal shooting foul shots while The Spice Girls sing at the closing ceremonies in 2012.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-38656860420372424802008-08-25T21:54:00.000-04:002008-08-25T21:54:00.000-04:00At the close of the Olympics, David Beckham introduces Wii's next generation video game, "Soccer Rock Band Hero"Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-75444591185204612012008-08-25T20:26:00.000-04:002008-08-25T20:26:00.000-04:00Step right up see a Bo-NE-fide english soccer player. Step right up only 10 cents for the kidsRyannoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-74065617543745270372008-08-25T18:34:00.000-04:002008-08-25T18:34:00.000-04:00"This is still more competitive than the bloody MLS!"Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-19813677923442437052008-08-25T18:02:00.000-04:002008-08-25T18:02:00.000-04:00"Forget the MLS. I'm going to play for Germany!"Stevenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09870703300905739082noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-65467200892045389082008-08-25T17:40:00.000-04:002008-08-25T17:40:00.000-04:00David Beckham: Mind(less) FreakCornhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03357603294485610280noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-36904387432205530832008-08-25T17:39:00.000-04:002008-08-25T17:39:00.000-04:00Little Girl: Man, what a nice butt!<BR/>Dude on Bass: Man, what a nice butt!<BR/>Fiddler Girl: Can somebody please move this fake freakin' fiddle so I can get a look at this dude's butt?Cornhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03357603294485610280noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-89319425885373801012008-08-25T17:36:00.000-04:002008-08-25T17:36:00.000-04:00The MLS, in a desperate ploy for attention, changes the dimensions of their fields.Nickname Tommynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-15491753206637457142008-08-25T16:28:00.000-04:002008-08-25T16:28:00.000-04:00Now this is how you orchestrate an offense!Evannoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-64173576891462106992008-08-25T16:27:00.000-04:002008-08-25T16:27:00.000-04:00Beckham agrees to participate in closing ceremonies in hopes that Margaret Thatcher would show up and give him a celebratory ass squeeze.Wade Robertsonnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-52599496394133402682008-08-25T15:43:00.000-04:002008-08-25T15:43:00.000-04:00Millions of Americans asked, "What kid of ball is THAT?!"BobsBlitzwww.bobsblitz.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-72171940346539496892008-08-25T15:35:00.000-04:002008-08-25T15:35:00.000-04:00For the first time in over a year, David Beckham kicks a soccer ball during an even that is televised and/or vaguely cared about.Down Goes Brownhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10150805735008417848noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-181927629751430852008-08-25T15:34:00.000-04:002008-08-25T15:34:00.000-04:00Indian Girl on her knees: Service Like BeckhamThe Pocket Brathttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01096489853167564313noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-18366262737137833472008-08-25T15:32:00.000-04:002008-08-25T15:32:00.000-04:00Beckham: I bring soccer to America and get stuck doing this?Masknoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-12963253712536993672008-08-25T15:18:00.000-04:002008-08-25T15:18:00.000-04:00Landon Donovan would have been there too, but he felt homesick after 30 seconds and went crying home to California.WhiteSpeedReceiverhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15854082988072717474noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-72782258622051390172008-08-25T14:50:00.000-04:002008-08-25T14:50:00.000-04:00Be excellent to each other.Paulhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08381782235953242723noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-67776826868945635832008-08-25T14:30:00.000-04:002008-08-25T14:30:00.000-04:00Hi-yaah!!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-52214233463754950442008-08-25T14:12:00.000-04:002008-08-25T14:12:00.000-04:00Todd Bridges (on the cello): And the world don't move !!!!Timmy Boynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-78876385674716330592008-08-25T13:53:00.000-04:002008-08-25T13:53:00.000-04:00In addition to Beckham you will see stars like Celine Dion, NBC's own Tracy Morgan and the fat guy from Lost. Not just TV, it's Must See TV only on NBC in 2012Blackhawkhttp://cardsncats.ning.com/noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-89445895447058752652008-08-25T13:48:00.000-04:002008-08-25T13:48:00.000-04:00The Devil Went Down to London. In Theaters Soon!Mark Mcnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-37916529836752706402008-08-25T13:36:00.000-04:002008-08-25T13:36:00.000-04:00Suddenly, David Beckham woke up in midget redneck techno hell.fooshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04094203715476839634noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-86701360252894109532008-08-25T13:31:00.000-04:002008-08-25T13:31:00.000-04:00Arena Football, here I come. Feel the power!hollywood wagshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04363646592893172933noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-83201499407546819122008-08-25T13:27:00.000-04:002008-08-25T13:27:00.000-04:00Exactly why are you here again?GMoneyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03629846751680840539noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-4375944709664111312008-08-25T13:26:00.000-04:002008-08-25T13:26:00.000-04:00Not Shown: Victoria Beckham at the bottom once again ready to catch David's balls.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-71218973729242823132008-08-25T13:14:00.000-04:002008-08-25T13:14:00.000-04:00black guy: why is she staring at him hes just kicking a ball im playing the cello for crying out loud.zachnoreply@blogger.com