tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post8869308336064552155..comments2023-11-02T12:10:41.494-04:00Comments on Awful Announcing: Create The Caption #103DeROKhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11989933780728785428noreply@blogger.comBlogger18125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-78936931925921453752007-10-31T10:23:00.000-04:002007-10-31T10:23:00.000-04:00Brook Shields introduces her new co-star for Blue ...Brook Shields introduces her new co-star for Blue Lagoon 3...Tiki Barber!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-54081029753360388802007-10-31T10:18:00.000-04:002007-10-31T10:18:00.000-04:00And I'd like to announce that not only is Tikki a ...And I'd like to announce that not only is Tikki a huge douche on NBC but that he is in fact MY huge douche.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-38257537732673038722007-10-30T21:53:00.000-04:002007-10-30T21:53:00.000-04:00And the winner is.....Ronde Barber!And the winner is.....<BR/>Ronde Barber!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-14354954727049264452007-10-30T21:04:00.000-04:002007-10-30T21:04:00.000-04:00"And the winner is...Brandon Jacobs!""And the winner is...Brandon Jacobs!"Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-62837388628200845722007-10-30T20:40:00.000-04:002007-10-30T20:40:00.000-04:00Brooke (as coherent as possible): Tom Coughlin is ...Brooke (as coherent as possible): Tom Coughlin is an a$$hole, everyone hates his guts, and he was wrong to drive Tiki Barber out of New York.<BR/><BR/>Tiki thinking: MWAHAHAHAHAA!!TJXhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05386844671773218074noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-35930306573268128732007-10-30T20:36:00.000-04:002007-10-30T20:36:00.000-04:00Brooke: "I once farted on the set of Blue Lagoon!...Brooke: "I once farted on the set of Blue Lagoon!"<BR/>Tiki: SLAP!MonkeyWrench32https://www.blogger.com/profile/11944139218317015372noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-82734670839341694912007-10-30T20:28:00.000-04:002007-10-30T20:28:00.000-04:00And the award for smarmiest douchebag goes to...And the award for smarmiest douchebag goes to...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-36183621048692924982007-10-30T16:42:00.000-04:002007-10-30T16:42:00.000-04:00Sheeeit, this the lit awards right? Cuz my ass hi...Sheeeit, this the lit awards right? Cuz my ass high as a muhfuh.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-2268687424394348282007-10-30T16:35:00.000-04:002007-10-30T16:35:00.000-04:001. Th, th, the, a a a ward, for this, like, thing,...1. Th, th, the, a a a ward, for this, like, thing, (how do you say this...) goooooes to Tie Kie Barber for his stuff, and junk. I *hate* it when my Mom makes me read.<BR/><BR/>2. THis is the last known picture of Brooke Shields and Tiki Barber before they both sank through the floor into the core of the earth. It is believed that the cause was the sheer leaden weight of Tiki's personality E Buzzhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04363646592893172933noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-54102955889620707372007-10-30T15:58:00.000-04:002007-10-30T15:58:00.000-04:00Unfortunately for the crowd, the theater had not c...Unfortunately for the crowd, the theater had not checked their Smug Detector's batteries in several years. 2,000 died.HardScoreshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15446306103107043850noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-32673228904695000862007-10-30T15:53:00.000-04:002007-10-30T15:53:00.000-04:00TIKI [reading from cue cards]: Well here we are th...TIKI [reading from cue cards]: Well here we are the star of the Blue Lagoon and me, the blue haired goon! I...ah...wait thats terrible! <BR/>BROOKE SHIELDS: Cartoons have the power to make us laugh and to make us cry. Wouldn't you agree, Tiki? <BR/>TIKI: First of all my hair is green not blue. I got nothing to work with here. Nothing.GMoneyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03629846751680840539noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-84144467106211896792007-10-30T14:32:00.000-04:002007-10-30T14:32:00.000-04:00Tiki then ran off stage to avoid the contact.Tiki then ran off stage to avoid the contact.Brian Bremerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03930077703492596352noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-78732944461506055192007-10-30T14:22:00.000-04:002007-10-30T14:22:00.000-04:00Brooke Shields presents Tiki Barber with the award...Brooke Shields presents Tiki Barber with the award for the best use of anti depressant medication after Tiki revealed that mean Tom Coughlin "made him sad."Rushhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09773497250990254781noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-77294055790482288212007-10-30T14:17:00.000-04:002007-10-30T14:17:00.000-04:00Brooke: "Wool hast anool..."Tiki: "Host annual"Bro...Brooke: "Wool hast anool..."<BR/>Tiki: "Host annual"<BR/>Brooke: "host anewl...annual..."<BR/>Tiki: "Annual"<BR/>Brooke: "Annual meeting of t-t-t-heh, t-he...t-he..."<BR/>Tiki: "The"<BR/><BR/>-jakej.a.j.b.https://www.blogger.com/profile/02461938284537004159noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-89821694219337204492007-10-30T14:10:00.000-04:002007-10-30T14:10:00.000-04:00these are the nominees for most overrated running ...these are the nominees for most overrated running back ever...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-27136120182583087182007-10-30T14:00:00.000-04:002007-10-30T14:00:00.000-04:00"Psst, Tiki, what's this word?""Psst, Tiki, what's this word?"Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-51129951732785039182007-10-30T13:57:00.000-04:002007-10-30T13:57:00.000-04:00"And the Emmy goes to... Suddenly Susan!!!! Sorry..."And the Emmy goes to... Suddenly Susan!!!! Sorry, I just always wanted to hear that."Eric (Extra P.)https://www.blogger.com/profile/09395146435169850021noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-72566997428961610992007-10-30T13:48:00.000-04:002007-10-30T13:48:00.000-04:00"Tiki... you are NOT the father!""Tiki... you are NOT the father!"Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com