They're just making stuff up now right? They have to be with this latest press release. I give you ESPN The Remote Control....just in time for Father's Day!
ESPN Consumer Products, in conjunction with tvCompass, a provider of digital media solutions, announced the release of ESPN The Ultimate Remote, an internet-connected Wi-Fi device that combines advanced home theater control and one-touch real-time access to sports, standings, team information and news.I'm pretty sure my home theater didn't require a personal computer, but I could be wrong. My computer actually separate from my system and I use it to get standings, team information and news.
ESPN The Ultimate Remote manages home theater components, set top boxes and IP equipment with intuitive “location-free” setup and one-handed operation, using a standard wireless connection - unlike other products that require cumbersome programming and a personal computer - in order to set even the simplest home theatres [sic].
(Via ESPN PR)
STUPID! By women and kids will see the ESPN logo and just buy it.
ReplyDeleteESPN is just a marketing machine. Nothing substantive behind it.
ESPN the lunchbox, ESPN the toilet paper, ESPN the flamethrower, and my personal favorite: ESPN the doll..."May the Boo-Ya be with you."
ReplyDeleteESPN the baby name, ESPN the Political Party, ESPN the Resort, Casino and Hotel, ESPN the Cruise Ship, ESPN the Videogame - Be a SportsCenter desk jockey!
ReplyDeleteSsh! Don't give them any ideas!
ReplyDeleteI know this will sound like a shameless plug (if not a blatant ploy to increase search engine rankings), but I was actually moved to write a blog post about "ESPN the Remote".
ESPN the toilet paper
ReplyDeleteJust printout anything online written by Sam Alipour or Chris Broussard.
I like ESPN the flamethrower, has a nice ring to it.
ReplyDeleteESPN the Vodka - endorsed by Dana Jacobsen
ReplyDeleteESPN the Bad Haircut - endorsed by Skip Bayless
ESPN the Douche - collect all 6 with your favorite members of Around The Horn
But I thought that "TILT: the complete series" was the perfect Father's Day gift??? Now I don't know what to think.
ReplyDeleteTo be fair, the Harmony series of universal remote controls (I think they are the most popular brand) require you to hook them up to your pc to program them.
ReplyDeleteESPN is like the Krusty the Clown on The Simpsons. They put their name on any piece of crap regardless of its value.
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