Man, what is going on with Baseball these days? It's not like people are colliding in the field. They're all near the plate and people are just getting destroyed. The ump got stabbed with the broken bat, Felix Hernandez almost broke his ankle, two nut shots with one broken ball and now a foul ball to the grill. Just craziness.
Not to mention the sterling play call: "he got hit right in the face with a fastball. Nope, the fastball hit him square in the face. See? He hit it and then it hit him right in the face."
ReplyDeleteThat happened to a girl on the softball team at the school I work at. Bunted a pitch straight into her eye and left a shiner that pretty much lasted all season.
ReplyDeleteI have a serious question. Why do you give your best stuff to Deadspin? I saw two of your first three posts on the Deadspin Morning Call before I even came here. To me, that makes your stuff seem too old.
ReplyDeleteWhat do you expect from a guy who's hitting about .150 this season?
ReplyDeleteI wonder what hit him harder: that baseball or Carlos' fists.
ReplyDeleteGotta agree with Bedheaded. The announcer still hasn't admitted that he was wrong. I don't know if it's the same guy but even as he's watching the replay he doesn't want to admit it. "Let's see... see it didn't..it came right off..."
ReplyDeleteIf Bud makes hitters wear face guards like they're Little Leaguers, that will be stupid. It's bad enough that the base coaches have to wear helmets.
ReplyDeleteThermal54:
ReplyDeleteThe baseball knocked him out of the game.
Carlos' fists knocked him out of baseball relevancy.
Advantage: Carlos' fists.
/Yeah, I suck
Girl on the softball team = Michael Barrett.
ReplyDeleteNuf Said.
Also the other night against the Dodgers, Astros catcher Humberto Quintero was hit square on top of the head by Luis Maza's bat as he followed through. I've never seen anything like what Barrett did though, kind of hard to do that unless you're bunting I'd think.
ReplyDeleteBefore you know it, the ball will be going off the outfield polls and will bounce all the way back to the pitcher.
ReplyDeleteIt may seem insane, but if two catcher nut shots (including a broken testicle) and that crazy foul ball that bounced right into his face can happen all in one week....you never know.
I actually did that to myself. Gave myself a concusion
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