Yesterday's Winners....
"You must be at least this tall to ride the Prince."- HHR
"Jeez, Clubber Lang has let himself go."- GMoney
"Since becoming a vegetarian, Prince's motor skills have been a bit off..."- AZ Cheesehead
Prince: "You know, Stallion? It's too bad we gotta get old, huh?"
Braun: "Ah, just keep punchin', Prince... you want to ring the bell?"
Prince: "Alright... Ding Ding."
- Adam
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This squeeze toy just speaks Spanish! What a ripoff!
ReplyDeletePujols: Mr. President, where's your right hand?
ReplyDeleteObama: Just keep smiling, Alby.
See all those soldiers holding the flag? I just deployed them to Iraq.
ReplyDeleteWhat do you think? Obama/Pujols in 2012? Have your people call my people.
ReplyDelete"Jesus, Prez. How 'bout a tic tac?"
ReplyDeletePujols: Why are your kids taunting me?
ReplyDeleteObama: Don't worry about it, don't worry about it.
They're not saying boo, they are saying Buuuu-rns
ReplyDeleteYou can't run for President, Albert. I'm still the best choice for everyone.
ReplyDeleteObama - Albert, if bounce this pitch, go around Busch Stadium and round up all the video tapes.
ReplyDeleteI'll just grab your wallet here. Thanks for the donation Albert. Yes you did.
ReplyDeleteAlbert, can you PLEASE go to the booth with Joe Buck instead of me? He's such a smug SOB I'd rather hang out with Rich Eisen. Maybe he can hook me up with Alycia Lane.
ReplyDeleteAlbert, don't you hate pants?
ReplyDeletePujols: "You don't need a teleprompter, Mr. President."
ReplyDeleteObama: "Haha...You are so funny, Albert."
No, really....My new healthcare plan will pay for all of your steroids.
ReplyDeleteDon't worry, that is not Joe Biden in the crowd.
ReplyDeleteWhy didn't you eliminate them Albert?
ReplyDeleteYou think you're hot stuff, Albert? My dog is more famous than you.
ReplyDeleteWhat did Prince Fielder just say to me? What did he say?! HOLD ME BACK, OBAMA!! HOLD ME BACK!!
ReplyDelete"Albert, you should really look into getting your pants hemmed above your ankle like me. No, seriously, you're gonna make a costly error one of these days in those things."
ReplyDeleteAw, come on Albert -- not here! Someone will see us!
ReplyDeleteat least mine was better than Gary Dell'Abate's first pitch right Poo-holes?
ReplyDelete"Turn your head, good, now cough..."
ReplyDelete"Hey Albert? Are your taxes in line? Because if they're not and you test positive for PED's you are sooooo fucked."
ReplyDeleteI'm so sorry that I'm going to be increasing your taxes.
ReplyDeleteHaving learned to be more discreet about ogling teenage Brazilian girls, President Obama merely whispers about the brunette in the third row to Albert Pujols.
ReplyDeleteBut seriously, I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night.
ReplyDelete"It's all about the Obama's baaaaybaay."
ReplyDeleteWhy yes, those are Bugle Boy jeans I'm wearing....
ReplyDeleteJust let me feel your stimulus package Albert.
ReplyDeleteAwww, youre just starting to show.
ReplyDelete