Last Photo's Winners....

"The Gorilla: "At least I can take my plastic face off at bedtime, Jerry.""- RJBO
"Satan meets his followers."- NMS
"So, how long until I'm as crazy as your owner?"- Posolutely
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Are you funny enough to create a caption for this photo of Manny....ummm?

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Just Manny being Manny as he gives the Ump a purple nurple.
ReplyDelete"Yeah man...I've got the bitch tits too."
ReplyDeleteMy locks are as big as your tummy.
ReplyDeleteTitty-twister!!!
ReplyDeleteYou're with me umpire
ReplyDelete"I can milk anything with nipples"
ReplyDelete"What is this, velvet?! This is beautiful!"
ReplyDeleteManny missed pro-wrestling school on "Clothesline Day".
ReplyDeleteI thought I told you to trim those sideburns, Mattingly!
ReplyDelete"Look, no needle marks"
ReplyDeleteHey ump, the 'roids can slim you sixty pounds easy. I'm just sayin'.
ReplyDeleteI gots next....
ReplyDeleteSorry. You reminded me of Big Papi.....
ReplyDeleteUmpire 1: Who goes around feeling people's material? What can be gained feeling a person's material? It's insanity!
ReplyDeleteUmpire 2: What ever happened to "Why, that's a lovely dress you have on. May I have this dance?"!!
"hey! we're wearing the same size uniforms!"
ReplyDeleteKeep the change.
ReplyDeleteNo really, look. This new brand of Sure for Men really works!
ReplyDeleteIs that velvet?
ReplyDelete¿Que es mas rapido que un tornado?
ReplyDeleteduring a pitching change, manny playfully asks the ref if he's a little chilly. the ref says no, and suspends manny another 50 games for the tit-pinch
ReplyDeleteHey everyone look its "Manny being Manny!" see we like him because he's different
ReplyDeleteI inject HGH into my gums, say nice areola, champ.
ReplyDeleteIt took Matt Kemp 15 minutes to convince Manny that WASN'T how to adjust the volume on his MP3 sunglasses.
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