tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post1581076068808500640..comments2023-11-02T12:10:41.494-04:00Comments on Awful Announcing: Create The Caption #393DeROKhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11989933780728785428noreply@blogger.comBlogger29125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-374685695819723722009-07-21T18:49:38.446-04:002009-07-21T18:49:38.446-04:00"Nice shirt, I bet you get a free bowl of sou..."Nice shirt, I bet you get a free bowl of soup with that. Looks good on you, though."<br /><br />Nothng like a variation of a quote from <i>Caddyshack</i>.JamesCravenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12825030950706835291noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-10617039631770562009-07-21T15:45:19.788-04:002009-07-21T15:45:19.788-04:00I'm so adorable the media won't even reali...I'm so adorable the media won't even realize what a massive choke job I pulled on the 18th.http://twitter.com/#!/DuelingAceshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01664108476301883438noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-16553092166747670162009-07-21T14:46:45.955-04:002009-07-21T14:46:45.955-04:00Watson: Look natural. Damnit, no. Don't look u...Watson: Look natural. Damnit, no. Don't look up. Pretend you can read and look at the jug. <br /><br />Alright. We're having a nice conversation here, ok. I'm the only reason half these people are here, got it? This trophy is mine. You can hand it over now or I'll take it out of your cold dead hands after I beat your face in with a fairway wood in the parking lot. Your call, Cink.sox headhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09453682218684457662noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-48347756219850977122009-07-21T13:45:23.618-04:002009-07-21T13:45:23.618-04:00"...There's nary an animal alive that can..."...There's nary an animal alive that can outrun a greased Scotsman..."<br />----<br />No, Stewart, I don't think that quote is on any of my Claret JugsIH8DOOKhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15571294103343086082noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-18287483050533459392009-07-21T12:16:41.888-04:002009-07-21T12:16:41.888-04:00Tom: I thought you'd be the man to beat this w...Tom: I thought you'd be the man to beat this weekend. <br /><br />Cink: I guess you'll just have to keep beating yourself.<br /><br />Matteo: I want a hamburger. No, cheeseburger. I want a hot dog. I want a milkshake. I want potato chips.Drewhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17590497249747808161noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-3583191658143181882009-07-21T11:44:13.061-04:002009-07-21T11:44:13.061-04:00Manassero: Wow that dude needs to trim his ear hai...Manassero: Wow that dude needs to trim his ear hair<br /><br />Cink: Hey Tom, that is where your name would have gone...MStewartWhitehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12002744293700783266noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-80363247180155181792009-07-21T02:55:54.140-04:002009-07-21T02:55:54.140-04:00Look, you can still make out "Jean Van de&quo...Look, you can still make out "Jean Van de" on hereSean Hhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13236607710931402909noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-43877191492945971532009-07-21T00:18:34.207-04:002009-07-21T00:18:34.207-04:00Cink: "Yes, Tom, I realize that I am the most...Cink: "Yes, Tom, I realize that I am the most hated person since Hitler in British history, and Matteo... wait, sore subject, sorry."Fairplayhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13400779441177537267noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-23953257143736330812009-07-20T23:00:11.188-04:002009-07-20T23:00:11.188-04:00Cink: "wow your on here a bunch of times Tom....Cink: "wow your on here a bunch of times Tom. Did you pussy all your final putts those years too?"JeffDLowehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04683633931908206694noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-57518034097961632352009-07-20T21:57:57.305-04:002009-07-20T21:57:57.305-04:00Stewart: No Tom, that reads 'Stewart Cink,'...Stewart: No Tom, that reads 'Stewart Cink,' not 'Charles Barkley'Sriramhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05360495804695290825noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-17383736561709384232009-07-20T21:30:22.476-04:002009-07-20T21:30:22.476-04:00Tom Watson learns the technique for giving oneself...Tom Watson learns the technique for giving oneself the Heimlich Maneuver in an effort to stem future instances of choking.N--k G-----nhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18432609166185197513noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-43438459820203715212009-07-20T21:12:21.181-04:002009-07-20T21:12:21.181-04:00Cink: "I wonder if the Antiques Roadshow is i...Cink: "I wonder if the Antiques Roadshow is in town."Casonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16802128921188876189noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-45347193846421923872009-07-20T20:56:59.434-04:002009-07-20T20:56:59.434-04:00We both have hair, you half-tanned sonofabitch. Mi...We both have hair, you half-tanned sonofabitch. Miss any three foot putts lately, you chin dimpled milk drinking scumsucker?E Buzzhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04363646592893172933noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-11534058457218948452009-07-20T20:11:14.000-04:002009-07-20T20:11:14.000-04:00Cink - "So this one...?"
Watson - "...Cink - "So this one...?"<br />Watson - "That's when I beat Ben Franklin and Oliver Cromwell in a 3-way playoff. Had a better stroke then."Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-91983611699495388422009-07-20T19:04:18.452-04:002009-07-20T19:04:18.452-04:00Cink: "Look, guys, I know this isn't the...Cink: "Look, guys, I know this isn't the real Claret Jug."<br />Watson: "Why do you say that?"<br />Cink: "For starters, it's not named after Maurice. Second, Charles Barkley didn't win in 2004."The Ghost of Rick Jameshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15782900718404244564noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-6949621549050359652009-07-20T18:31:35.166-04:002009-07-20T18:31:35.166-04:00Stewart: "Damn, they spelled it 'SINK'...Stewart: "Damn, they spelled it 'SINK'! Happens every time!" <br /><br />Tom: (Smirk)jvwalthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16429002956258312544noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-70028978916313546492009-07-20T17:58:09.191-04:002009-07-20T17:58:09.191-04:00Stewart: I thought it would be bigger.
Tom: Mine...Stewart: I thought it would be bigger.<br />Tom: Mine's bigger.<br />Matteo: *holy crap that things HUUUGE* *don't try to touch it* *don't try to touch it* *ooooh, i want to touch it*Lawdogghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13844562759854870343noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-81270922356803755892009-07-20T17:43:05.234-04:002009-07-20T17:43:05.234-04:00Cink: Man, my mom was not even born in 1975.Cink: Man, my mom was not even born in 1975.Michaelhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08141427447547237948noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-66889845389837913522009-07-20T16:56:30.160-04:002009-07-20T16:56:30.160-04:00Cink: The plaque for the alternates is in the ladi...Cink: The plaque for the alternates is in the ladies room.View From The Cheap Seatshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09916484385926400274noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-66256846728569487592009-07-20T16:50:37.379-04:002009-07-20T16:50:37.379-04:00Watson: You know you are going to hell right?
Cin...Watson: You know you are going to hell right?<br /><br />Cink: YupAnonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05569320534690904801noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-68030109547204734662009-07-20T16:31:15.870-04:002009-07-20T16:31:15.870-04:00Watson: "Damn it Cink, I'm a doctor, not ...Watson: "Damn it Cink, I'm a doctor, not a golfer!"Maynardhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06965405599752964880noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-53666020970101382442009-07-20T16:24:15.990-04:002009-07-20T16:24:15.990-04:00It was totally in better shape when I won it. See...It was totally in better shape when I won it. See that dent...pool party at Lemieux's. Oh and that scratch...well, do you know what a "rusty trombone" is?Turtlehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07543014053749575109noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-75933714802833581442009-07-20T16:21:18.502-04:002009-07-20T16:21:18.502-04:00Hey Stew...you won't be needing that all eveni...Hey Stew...you won't be needing that all evening will you? I sure could use something to catch all my tears in this evening.Turtlehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07543014053749575109noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-25569463728046885452009-07-20T16:09:19.436-04:002009-07-20T16:09:19.436-04:00Cink: So let's agree on this. Matteo is Gute...Cink: So let's agree on this. Matteo is Gutenberg, I am Danson, and Tom can be Selleck.GMoneyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03629846751680840539noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-18905402218849223042009-07-20T16:05:23.569-04:002009-07-20T16:05:23.569-04:00Manassero: "I bet I can pull more tail than t...Manassero: "I bet I can pull more tail than these two old timers."49er16https://www.blogger.com/profile/07480858283150569377noreply@blogger.com