tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post1621316327905670890..comments2023-11-02T12:10:41.494-04:00Comments on Awful Announcing: Dave Lapham Makes Up A New Football Term, Face RapingDeROKhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11989933780728785428noreply@blogger.comBlogger18125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-2668991902964276102007-11-03T15:51:00.000-04:002007-11-03T15:51:00.000-04:00I'll give Dave Lapham the benefit of having his sh...I'll give Dave Lapham the benefit of having his shit together and saying the right thing any day. If you watch the infamous replays of the Missouri-Colorado "5th down" game, Lapham is the analyst who first suggests that the down is wrong (when 2nd down was repeated) - while play-by-play guy Drew Goodman is the douche who just plays along with what the refs were showing.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-75463046803068914362007-10-14T10:13:00.000-04:002007-10-14T10:13:00.000-04:00It's pretty damn clear he says "face raped" on the...It's pretty damn clear he says "face raped" on the live broadcast with the much higher quality audio. In fact he says it AGAIN in another 30 seconds and again it's clear he's saying rape.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-36973124763399954962007-10-14T02:38:00.000-04:002007-10-14T02:38:00.000-04:00I don't know how you can assume he said "Raked". E...I don't know how you can assume he said "Raked". Even if he did he should have known it sounded like Rape. <BR/><BR/>All you haters out there need to calm the fuck down and create your own blog, something like www.discrediteveryonewhoiscreativeandfunny.com<BR/><BR/>Good luckMeatwadhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01331582872341989952noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-8527028062481797762007-10-13T22:06:00.000-04:002007-10-13T22:06:00.000-04:00He definitely said "face raked".Good try, though.He definitely said "face raked".<BR/><BR/>Good try, though.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-30493241925400609092007-10-13T20:20:00.000-04:002007-10-13T20:20:00.000-04:00I saw this live pretty funny. Keep up the good wor...I saw this live pretty funny. Keep up the good work here. Do you want to exchange links? http://thewestcoastbiasblog.blogspot.com/Joeyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04855895245472597498noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-74860967197178721612007-10-13T18:07:00.000-04:002007-10-13T18:07:00.000-04:00I cant spell anyday so what makes today any differ...I cant spell anyday so what makes today any different?Steve Mhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08741936194214130977noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-58614464846081316612007-10-13T17:36:00.000-04:002007-10-13T17:36:00.000-04:00Ha....none of us can spell today.Ha....none of us can spell today.Awful Announcing-https://www.blogger.com/profile/02512793293145554219noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-85737615600193555722007-10-13T17:28:00.000-04:002007-10-13T17:28:00.000-04:00Of course rake isn't spelled with a c, but it stil...Of course rake isn't spelled with a c, but it still holds true.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-61390538713475438152007-10-13T17:11:00.000-04:002007-10-13T17:11:00.000-04:00To me it sounds like he said raped. If he said rac...To me it sounds like he said raped. If he said racked, then the "ck" sounds a little funny.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-80736941568136453722007-10-13T16:40:00.000-04:002007-10-13T16:40:00.000-04:00To those of us lucky enough to hear Lapham call B...To those of us lucky enough to hear Lapham call Bengals games on the radio each Sunday, he's a wonder to behold.<BR/><BR/>"Oooh", "Aaah", "Look at that, oh!", Uhhhh Oh!"<BR/><BR/>Just some of Dave's great, descriptive play calls. He's what could be called an ear raper.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-80501717432804107402007-10-13T15:52:00.000-04:002007-10-13T15:52:00.000-04:00Also, maybe he was trying to say rake, but that so...Also, maybe he was trying to say rake, but that sounds like rape to me.Awful Announcing-https://www.blogger.com/profile/02512793293145554219noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-77327084704873936332007-10-13T15:26:00.000-04:002007-10-13T15:26:00.000-04:00you're headline and script don't matchHa...thanks ...<I>you're headline and script don't match</I><BR/><BR/>Ha...thanks for the editing.Awful Announcing-https://www.blogger.com/profile/02512793293145554219noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-40852606504553409242007-10-13T15:08:00.000-04:002007-10-13T15:08:00.000-04:00he who lives in glass house, own lot of windex or ...he who lives in glass house, own lot of windex or is it he who lives in glass house poop in basementAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-23148963902330608472007-10-13T15:01:00.000-04:002007-10-13T15:01:00.000-04:00To Anonymous: There's a difference between your (i...To Anonymous: There's a difference between your (indicating possession) and you're (short for you are). What's that they say about people in glass houses?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-35961429771390539432007-10-13T14:21:00.001-04:002007-10-13T14:21:00.001-04:00and theres no flagand theres no flagBackBergtthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01916269531937171514noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-52045436734270779102007-10-13T14:21:00.000-04:002007-10-13T14:21:00.000-04:00The gerund form of "rape" is "raping".Note the sin...The gerund form of "rape" is "raping".<BR/><BR/>Note the single P.<BR/><BR/>...learn English damnit.Tankhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11104177751807466668noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-45188013318449478362007-10-13T14:18:00.000-04:002007-10-13T14:18:00.000-04:00there's a difference between raping (which is a cr...there's a difference between raping (which is a crime) and rapping (which is a music style that normally has lyrics about crime)<BR/> you're headline and script don't matchAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-35193701469000089342007-10-13T14:05:00.000-04:002007-10-13T14:05:00.000-04:00Yeah, I initially thought he said that too. I was...Yeah, I initially thought he said that too. I was watching that game. Definitely said "face raking"Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com