tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post3087856999040692945..comments2023-11-02T12:10:41.494-04:00Comments on Awful Announcing: Create The Caption #343DeROKhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11989933780728785428noreply@blogger.comBlogger33125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-7309866340079931802009-01-29T09:21:00.000-05:002009-01-29T09:21:00.000-05:00Don't look at her jugs . . . Don't look at her jug...Don't look at her jugs . . . <BR/>Don't look at her jugs . . .<BR/>Don't look at her jugs . . .<BR/><BR/>SH*T! I looked at her jugs . . .<BR/><BR/>Stare at the floor . . .<BR/>Stare at the floor . . .<BR/>Stare at the floor . . .Unknownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05488504441544272949noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-59036507757829957142009-01-29T01:51:00.000-05:002009-01-29T01:51:00.000-05:00"So Matt! People are telling me that you haven't ..."So Matt! People are telling me that you haven't played since High School! What has made you so successful in the Pro's when you haven't had any college or pro experience?"Granby Psychhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11648067703961594132noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-71073157455404680272009-01-28T23:36:00.000-05:002009-01-28T23:36:00.000-05:00Maria, I've got two words for you: Hot. Tub. (Look...Maria, I've got two words for you: Hot. Tub. (Looks to hand) Oh whats this? A video camera? Who put that there?Unknownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03703750333314635673noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-13677515954182260502009-01-28T23:29:00.000-05:002009-01-28T23:29:00.000-05:00She showed me her boobies and I liked them too.She showed me her boobies and I liked them too.Malhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07946500230507492061noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-80480525672817811182009-01-28T21:50:00.000-05:002009-01-28T21:50:00.000-05:00"Aaaaand...I hold the clipboard...ummmmmm...OH! I ..."Aaaaand...I hold the clipboard...ummmmmm...OH! I also shine Kurt's rosary from time to time too..."David F.https://www.blogger.com/profile/13191871871382044053noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-55875066398936800412009-01-28T20:20:00.000-05:002009-01-28T20:20:00.000-05:00I want to kiss you. I couldn't care less about the...I want to kiss you. I couldn't care less about the team strugg-a-ling.Mr. Parsonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16555387326425783998noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-80219136060270988822009-01-28T20:04:00.000-05:002009-01-28T20:04:00.000-05:00"Must look at ground, not hot chick in low cut top..."Must look at ground, not hot chick in low cut top." - Leinart's adjustment to life after college <BR/>was a struggle off the field as well.<BR/><BR/><BR/>"Your car is in spot 13 ?. Right away Ms Menounos." - Even after he left the NFL, Leinart couldnt escape Warner's shadow.<BR/><BR/><BR/>"The camera ? Its uh, practice for next year when I back up Matt Cassell with the Patriots."Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-8215253277699782012009-01-28T19:45:00.000-05:002009-01-28T19:45:00.000-05:00first of all - what the fuck is Access Hollywood d...first of all - what the fuck is Access Hollywood doing at the Super Bowl? <BR/><BR/><BR/>second - my caption (or maybe first could be my caption)<BR/><BR/>"Wow, you do NOT satisfy my foot fetish"questionmarkhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10930028046913482415noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-38569906976134475672009-01-28T19:17:00.000-05:002009-01-28T19:17:00.000-05:00Maria: "How do you feel about Frankie getting jeal...Maria: "How do you feel about Frankie getting jealous over you having a new bro?"<BR/>Matt: "What are you talking about?"<BR/>Maria: "Wait, aren't you Brody Jenner?"Arturohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09225034948614887038noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-18309515304676078542009-01-28T19:12:00.000-05:002009-01-28T19:12:00.000-05:00Yeah, they thought I learned my lesson about mixin...Yeah, they <I>thought</I> I learned my lesson about mixing cameras and booze, but I'm gonna be at USF mackin' on freshman chicks alllll week. That is why I'm here, right?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-39489624241575519192009-01-28T19:11:00.000-05:002009-01-28T19:11:00.000-05:00Matt: Do you know if I can hear the commercials in...Matt: Do you know if I can hear the commercials in my helmet speakers during the Super Bowl?Malhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07946500230507492061noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-49983309981641464882009-01-28T18:41:00.001-05:002009-01-28T18:41:00.001-05:00"WHEW! Uhhhhmmmmmmm, thats a tough one...36C?"WHEW! Uhhhhmmmmmmm, thats a tough one...36C?Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12348496008470584240noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-13462819170294813902009-01-28T18:41:00.000-05:002009-01-28T18:41:00.000-05:00Homina homina homina homina...Homina homina homina homina...JamesCravenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12825030950706835291noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-15666632572592970592009-01-28T16:17:00.000-05:002009-01-28T16:17:00.000-05:00Sunday, Sunday...nope, I've got NOTHING going on. ...Sunday, Sunday...nope, I've got NOTHING going on. You like beer bongs?Turtlehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07543014053749575109noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-69492548664344240442009-01-28T16:16:00.000-05:002009-01-28T16:16:00.000-05:00Ooo, well, is it mine?Ooo, well, is it mine?Turtlehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07543014053749575109noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-77504485324186756122009-01-28T16:04:00.000-05:002009-01-28T16:04:00.000-05:00This is the lead-in to the Carson Palmer/Mary Hart...This is the lead-in to the Carson Palmer/Mary Hart interview.sweetbobhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06869919791575666653noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-21690462649296184202009-01-28T15:54:00.000-05:002009-01-28T15:54:00.000-05:00Coach said I have to shave if I want to play, so I...Coach said I have to shave if I want to play, so I'm not shaving. He an I don't get along all that well.E Buzzhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04363646592893172933noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-63574969917263286792009-01-28T15:18:00.000-05:002009-01-28T15:18:00.000-05:00Leinart: Haaaa that must have been the 10th "Do yo...Leinart: Haaaa that must have been the 10th "Do you have a tight end" question I have gotten today, Maria."Unknownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16776327217848222863noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-39239499067022176382009-01-28T15:15:00.000-05:002009-01-28T15:15:00.000-05:00Yes, it does burn when I pee. But the team doctor...Yes, it does burn when I pee. But the team doctors gave me some treatment and said it should clear up in 7-10 days.14 STIXhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06814060079992112119noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-62720376223876902392009-01-28T14:16:00.000-05:002009-01-28T14:16:00.000-05:00Do you know who I am? Good, lets go party at the h...Do you know who I am? Good, lets go party at the hot tub.49er16https://www.blogger.com/profile/07480858283150569377noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-910688603501154732009-01-28T14:15:00.000-05:002009-01-28T14:15:00.000-05:00Figures the Entertaiment Show interviews Leinhart ...Figures the Entertaiment Show interviews Leinhart while the Christian network is interviewing Warner.49er16https://www.blogger.com/profile/07480858283150569377noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-31471674009485927472009-01-28T14:07:00.000-05:002009-01-28T14:07:00.000-05:00Leinart: I can't wait to get my hands on those Sup...Leinart: I can't wait to get my hands on those Super Bowl clipboards. I hear they're made of soft Corinthian leather.Jameshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04383698877538320086noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-43478400132240734792009-01-28T14:03:00.000-05:002009-01-28T14:03:00.000-05:00So when Kurt told me they were looking for someone...So when Kurt told me they were looking for someone to be in 'Milk,' I got all excited and called my agent. But it was all a big misunderstanding because they were just talking about the drink, so I cancelled.Casonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16802128921188876189noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-15114710307145300522009-01-28T13:28:00.000-05:002009-01-28T13:28:00.000-05:00Would you like to go ballroom dancing with me?Would you like to go ballroom dancing with me?GMoneyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03629846751680840539noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-66989120089695095412009-01-28T13:25:00.000-05:002009-01-28T13:25:00.000-05:00Knowing that all his team needed was an overpaid u...Knowing that all his team needed was an overpaid underachiever with good looks, Matt Leinart sent Barry Zito to take his place at media day.Unknownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13145970679745204444noreply@blogger.com