tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post3398155302884488645..comments2023-11-02T12:10:41.494-04:00Comments on Awful Announcing: Create The Caption #238DeROKhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11989933780728785428noreply@blogger.comBlogger37125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-54759157413796541852008-07-08T11:47:00.000-04:002008-07-08T11:47:00.000-04:00"Don't worry, it'll all make sense. I'm a professi..."Don't worry, it'll all make sense. I'm a professional."Unknownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16605358587528570931noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-42297929675574050912008-07-08T11:44:00.000-04:002008-07-08T11:44:00.000-04:00randy: "Is there no one on this planet to even cha...randy: "Is there no one on this planet to even challenge me?"Unknownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16605358587528570931noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-52945029236050259692008-07-08T11:43:00.000-04:002008-07-08T11:43:00.000-04:00Reporter: "Randy what do you say to all the critic...Reporter: "Randy what do you say to all the critics who say NASCAR shouldn't throw a team your way?"<BR/><BR/>Moss: "I'm Randy Moss."Unknownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16605358587528570931noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-76318622561906071682008-07-08T11:42:00.000-04:002008-07-08T11:42:00.000-04:00Randy-"Um yeah, where all my Nathan's hot dogs at?...Randy-"Um yeah, where all my Nathan's hot dogs at?"<BR/>Dollar- *burp* "Sorry..."Unknownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16605358587528570931noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-1580825615158098052008-07-08T00:52:00.000-04:002008-07-08T00:52:00.000-04:00"We are fully committed to producing a top-quality..."We are fully committed to producing a top-quality police buddy comedy."Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-80649967676429302732008-07-08T00:38:00.000-04:002008-07-08T00:38:00.000-04:00Randy Moss stuns reporters as he describes how it ...Randy Moss stuns reporters as he describes how it is possible to still take plays off in NASCAR.<BR/><BR/>Also, he would like to thank his sponsor "Grape Soda Monthly."Gellmanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07819780003574759214noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-17179513388545420312008-07-07T23:32:00.000-04:002008-07-07T23:32:00.000-04:00"Welker said white people would pay straight cash ..."Welker said white people would pay straight cash to watch this shit."Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-52759899529921063702008-07-07T23:08:00.000-04:002008-07-07T23:08:00.000-04:00As seen and heard on Sesame Street:"One of these t...As seen and heard on Sesame Street:<BR/><BR/>"One of these things is not like the others<BR/>One of these things just doesn't belong<BR/>Can you tell which thing is not like the others<BR/>By the time I finish my song?"Unknownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14698803486943647063noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-7404612143026496882008-07-07T19:19:00.000-04:002008-07-07T19:19:00.000-04:00When asked what his reaction to Joe Buck's intervi...When asked what his reaction to Joe Buck's interview with Cowherd was, Randy Moss stated, "That was a disgusting comment by Joe Buck, and it's unfortunate they had it on that Awful Announcing website..."Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-70748388435120818462008-07-07T18:56:00.000-04:002008-07-07T18:56:00.000-04:00"I'm not really sure what I'm supposed to do with ..."I'm not really sure what I'm supposed to do with my hands right now."Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-52051331928578619612008-07-07T16:49:00.000-04:002008-07-07T16:49:00.000-04:00That's correct -- our primary sponsor will be Moon...That's correct -- our primary sponsor will be Mooneyes and we'll race exclusively in Green Bay.Chrishttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14397006480160395372noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-72129964016058863932008-07-07T16:42:00.000-04:002008-07-07T16:42:00.000-04:00Andy Reid silently sits by while Moss talks more B...Andy Reid silently sits by while Moss talks more BSAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-30099442737999400292008-07-07T16:33:00.000-04:002008-07-07T16:33:00.000-04:00Good thing I just got that new contract, ya'll. Ca...Good thing I just got that new contract, ya'll. Cause in case you didn't know, all this Straight Gas Homey that these fools be using costs some serious Straight Cash Homey.Cornhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03357603294485610280noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-2127234693349037872008-07-07T16:21:00.000-04:002008-07-07T16:21:00.000-04:00I told Joe Gibbs I'd meet him anywhere, anytime.I told Joe Gibbs I'd meet him anywhere, anytime.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-42102707560408187252008-07-07T16:13:00.000-04:002008-07-07T16:13:00.000-04:00While attempting to field questions, a stoned Rand...While attempting to field questions, a stoned Randy Moss and hungry David Dollar give death stares towards local hillbillies loading up at the media buffet station.Unknownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02485599922377628782noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-30544148365824754792008-07-07T16:12:00.000-04:002008-07-07T16:12:00.000-04:00We want to set the record straight that neither of...We want to set the record straight that neither of us have, nor ever will, watch The Tim McCarver Show.GMoneyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03629846751680840539noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-62971500612420717362008-07-07T16:11:00.000-04:002008-07-07T16:11:00.000-04:00After at loss for words on how he would handle hit...After at loss for words on how he would handle hitting another car Randy fell back to the old line....<BR/><BR/>"I've always said time and time again that I am going to stand up for what's right. Whatever happened, it was an accident. I wish I could sit here and yell you all what happened. But there is a lawsuit or whatever is been coming against me, I can't really explain or tell you all what Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-23915977865378505772008-07-07T15:48:00.000-04:002008-07-07T15:48:00.000-04:00I can confirm to all of you here that, no matter h...I can confirm to all of you here that, no matter how many times they call and ask me for a position on the team, I will not hire Daunte Culpepper, Jeff George, or Randall Cunningham. I'm done extending their careers longer than they should've gone.Jeremiahhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15860192540513088663noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-27772818998674574082008-07-07T15:30:00.000-04:002008-07-07T15:30:00.000-04:00"Why not? I already cover horse racing.""Why not? I already cover horse racing."Cooperhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15298376967137329288noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-14416449911994256142008-07-07T15:26:00.000-04:002008-07-07T15:26:00.000-04:00Next cracker reporter who asks if my truck will ha...Next cracker reporter who asks if my truck will have spinners is dead.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-60201562980012136162008-07-07T15:11:00.000-04:002008-07-07T15:11:00.000-04:00Thank god there were nameplates.Thank god there were nameplates.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-3267763347552921602008-07-07T14:52:00.000-04:002008-07-07T14:52:00.000-04:00"You ready to be fucked, man? I see you rolled you..."You ready to be fucked, man? I see you rolled your way into the semis. Dios mio, man. Liam and me, we're gonna fuck you up."<BR/><BR/>/Gratuitous Big Lebowski QuoteAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-17508969664236787502008-07-07T14:30:00.000-04:002008-07-07T14:30:00.000-04:00This comment has been removed by the author.Hankhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01220682733018474967noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-22770411259783288252008-07-07T14:05:00.000-04:002008-07-07T14:05:00.000-04:00This is my hairstylist Davey G, he does a mean Afr...This is my hairstylist Davey G, he does a mean African braid man, the Buckwheat fro was his idea.E Buzzhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04363646592893172933noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-48813366903945076812008-07-07T14:00:00.000-04:002008-07-07T14:00:00.000-04:00Now wait a minute... I thought Moss resigned with...Now wait a minute... I thought Moss resigned with the Patriots. And when did the Eagles move to Daytona?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com