tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post6152374983563869796..comments2023-11-02T12:10:41.494-04:00Comments on Awful Announcing: Create The Caption #297DeROKhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11989933780728785428noreply@blogger.comBlogger43125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-27878987442155984242008-10-21T11:57:00.000-04:002008-10-21T11:57:00.000-04:00Wait, these champion caps aren't trucker hats? Gim...Wait, these champion caps aren't trucker hats? Gimme a break. Tampa sux.Cornhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03357603294485610280noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-77152948011862333462008-10-21T10:25:00.000-04:002008-10-21T10:25:00.000-04:00I want to thank Manny Ramirez for calling me up an...I want to thank Manny Ramirez for calling me up and giving me some tips on how to beat the Red Sox.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-9679528477828124632008-10-21T01:28:00.000-04:002008-10-21T01:28:00.000-04:00Garza: Well, Ernie, the way I dealt with the pres...Garza: Well, Ernie, the way I dealt with the pressure was to say to myself, "The Red Sox can just go fuck themselves." Heh, heh. That one was for Neshek.MMayeshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09893007769493689849noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-6429272440598371512008-10-20T21:42:00.000-04:002008-10-20T21:42:00.000-04:00Lou Pinella left here to win a pennant with the Cu...Lou Pinella left here to win a pennant with the Cubs. Hey, Lou, tell me how my a$$ tastes.Malhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07946500230507492061noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-10464979157740355462008-10-20T21:40:00.000-04:002008-10-20T21:40:00.000-04:00I accept this on behalf of the Rays' very own Hall...I accept this on behalf of the Rays' very own Hall of Famer and everybody's drinkin' buddy, Wade Boggs!Malhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07946500230507492061noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-21583284904035502262008-10-20T21:37:00.000-04:002008-10-20T21:37:00.000-04:00Ernie: How do you feel now that you're going to fa...Ernie: How do you feel now that you're going to face a team that is far better than the Red Sox in the biggest stage of them all?<BR/><BR/><BR/>Matt: I'm so excited! I'm so excited! I'm so.....so....scared.TJXhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05386844671773218074noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-27699847635115968652008-10-20T20:45:00.000-04:002008-10-20T20:45:00.000-04:00Inner Thoughts Of Ernie Johnson: "Charles Barkley ...Inner Thoughts Of Ernie Johnson: "Charles Barkley ends up on Larry King Live and I end up having to interview this jabroni in Tampa."Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-43091985607549459272008-10-20T20:43:00.000-04:002008-10-20T20:43:00.000-04:00Matt Garza: "You mean that Lou Holtz actually said...Matt Garza: "You mean that Lou Holtz actually said that Hitler was a good leader and WASN'T fired?"Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-51229068157808690812008-10-20T20:40:00.000-04:002008-10-20T20:40:00.000-04:00Matt Garza: "I am so honored to join such baseball...Matt Garza: "I am so honored to join such baseball legends as Marquis Grissom, Adam Kennedy, Paul Konerko, and Placido Polanco."Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-7221742559527762682008-10-20T20:27:00.000-04:002008-10-20T20:27:00.000-04:00Hey Ernie, is that a microphone in your hand or ar...Hey Ernie, is that a microphone in your hand or are you just happy to see me?JamesCravenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12825030950706835291noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-6277258846846451262008-10-20T19:11:00.000-04:002008-10-20T19:11:00.000-04:00Uh, thanks EJ, so, uh, this is what they took out ...Uh, thanks EJ, so, uh, this is what they took out of your neck? (too soon?)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-78463715802252245202008-10-20T19:08:00.000-04:002008-10-20T19:08:00.000-04:00Garza: Well, EJ the guys on the team well, we just...Garza: Well, EJ the guys on the team well, we just loved you so darn much on the studio show that we all got together and made you this macaroni sculpture self portrait. We hope ya likes it.Lammy742https://www.blogger.com/profile/17549824874906713433noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-52934353752191287082008-10-20T18:27:00.000-04:002008-10-20T18:27:00.000-04:00EJ: Ladies and gentlemen please welcome the incre...EJ: Ladies and gentlemen please welcome the incredible shrinking man - Gheorghe Muresan.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-59077192183645293002008-10-20T17:57:00.000-04:002008-10-20T17:57:00.000-04:00"Yeah, it was a total team effort, everybody gave ..."Yeah, it was a total team effort, everybody gave 100%, but I truly believe we couldn't have done this without Eckersley's mullet inspiring our drunken mistake mohawks. Say hi to your mother for me."Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-10441051428810643022008-10-20T17:23:00.000-04:002008-10-20T17:23:00.000-04:00Hey Matt, you ever heard of former Cowboy Larry Br...Hey Matt, you ever heard of former Cowboy Larry Brown?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-76120240213134449712008-10-20T16:52:00.000-04:002008-10-20T16:52:00.000-04:00ever hear the one about the 12 inch pianist?ever hear the one about the 12 inch pianist?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-56937256464737933162008-10-20T16:46:00.000-04:002008-10-20T16:46:00.000-04:00Ernie's Neat-O Stat of the Night: Ernie Johnson d...Ernie's Neat-O Stat of the Night: Ernie Johnson didn't realize until after the third question that he wasn't interviewing Adam Sandler.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-83116096760476146782008-10-20T16:26:00.000-04:002008-10-20T16:26:00.000-04:00EJ: What do you think of Dickie V being in the au...EJ: What do you think of Dickie V being in the audience to watch you guys win the ALCS (crowd cheers)?<BR/>The Jesus: I think it's Awesome with a capital A, baby!Justin F.https://www.blogger.com/profile/03812894545867319859noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-77716348795423023492008-10-20T16:18:00.000-04:002008-10-20T16:18:00.000-04:00"What? Can you speak up Ernie?""I said, you take t..."What? Can you speak up Ernie?"<BR/>"I said, you take the cotton balls out of your ears you nutjob!"Birdmanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06879019030666621511noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-60743175283561448362008-10-20T15:59:00.000-04:002008-10-20T15:59:00.000-04:00i would like to thank the 45,000 fans that came to...i would like to thank the 45,000 fans that came tonight, you were much better then the 45,000 that came the rest of the year.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-43650931576343787792008-10-20T15:47:00.000-04:002008-10-20T15:47:00.000-04:00What do you think of this bomber blue latex watch ...What do you think of this bomber blue latex watch that I've worn on my right arm in support of Joba Chamberlain?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-51200048997164307752008-10-20T15:44:00.000-04:002008-10-20T15:44:00.000-04:00I'd really like to thank our fans, and if you will...I'd really like to thank our fans, and if you will allow me, I'll take this time to mention all 23 of them by name.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-89518486302522371242008-10-20T15:39:00.001-04:002008-10-20T15:39:00.001-04:00Coming up next, the Steve Harvey Show!Coming up next, the Steve Harvey Show!Unknownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00163075501198837296noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-13698081328207667682008-10-20T15:39:00.000-04:002008-10-20T15:39:00.000-04:00Though he knew it was his moment in the spotlight,...Though he knew it was his moment in the spotlight, Matt "Gonzo" Garza simply lacked the neck strength to keep his 40lb nose from dragging his entire body to the ground.BCMikehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04259278849389650910noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-86975047739751111752008-10-20T15:21:00.000-04:002008-10-20T15:21:00.000-04:00Garza: Ernie, I can't accept this. As a matter of...Garza: Ernie, I can't accept this. As a matter of fact, on behalf of the Rays and just Americans altogether, you deserve this MVP award for running over Kenny Smith and his Hyperdunks!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com