Bear with me Anon....the picture of your girl is coming. I promise. I don't think she's as initially as hot as you thought, but she is sure endowed.
That PTI Halftime segment might not work when the volume in the stadium is at about 140 decibels.
10:29- Wow.....a handoff to Bush, back to Brees and the Titans were not fooled at all.
And another play where Brees is pressured and he is just begging for at least two seconds to throw the damn ball. AND AGAIN! They Titans and Haynesworth are in his face again! I feel like I'm watching the Texans and David Carr.
"They just had 3 sideline reports in a span of about IDK - 2 Minutes"- Anon
That was like a free-for-all....how many can we get during this game?
Best quote during PTI halftime segment
" " [10 seconds of awkward silence]
(Via Leezy)
"Just make sure you're not scantily clad, Tony." - SS; Best line of the night, by far and away.- Dummy
How does an IV help a strained wrist? I'm trying to figure that one out.
"Brilliant reporting Tafoya. You went to some college huh?"- Hollywood Wags
You folks are a tour-de-force. Just aces you are. And Anon....I promise the picture of your girl is coming.
10:37- Stecker gets a carry for nothing, and it looks like Deuce is out for good. Hey someone other than Colston gets a catch as Terrance "Throwing" Copper (if you get that reference you get a cookie) pulls one down.
Hey Devery Henderson catches one!!!!!!!!! Now the Saints are playing! Brees INT in 5, 4, 3,.....
God...you wait all game for Reggie to do something....you think he's overrated and then bam! He's still overrated, but he has one great play.
"Week 6 - MNF Is going too be a Barn Burner, Giants at Falcons"- Anon
Dammit Anon!!! We're taking this one game at a time!!! ONE GAME AT A TIME!!!
"He's is at his best when his back foot hits the turf and the ball comes."- Jaws, NO SHIT! Really?????
"Does that make this the rhythm of the Saints as Paul Simon would say?"- Tony Kornheiser
Oh shut the F up. The Saints are driving you douche....be quiet.
TOUCHDOWN REGGIE BUSH!!!!!!!!!!!!
14-10 Saints
10:45- More Foo Fighters after a great return by the rookie Griffin from Texas and the Titans are in business.
Michele Tafoya makes a joke about Grey Anatomy and I throw up in my mouth.
Fujita nails Chris Brown out of the backfield on 2nd down and it's 3rd and 4. Lendale White just plows through Saints for the first down.
10:53-
"I want to play doctor tonight too."- Ron Jaworski
"Only Michele can play doctor on Mondays."- Tony Kornheiser
Great play by Young to get it to Moulds at the one.
"Eric Moulds wears 83 because he is in fact 83 years old at this point."- Tony Kornheiser, Hahaha....kinda funny.
TOUCHDOWN TITANS!!!!!!! LENDALE WHITE THE FATTY SLAMS IT IN!
17-14 Titans
Meet me in another thread for the 4th....put your 4's up!
That PTI Segment at the Half had some of the most awkward pauses ive seen all year
ReplyDeleteThree plays, 25 seconds...that's a great ratio.
ReplyDeleteIt's somehow worse to look at Korny when he isn't talking...
ReplyDeleteYou aren't distracted at all by the insane shit he says, so you start to notice the beady eyes, weird hair, dumb mopey look, completely unathletic appearance...
A miserable son of a bitch.
I'd rather scratch my onion bag and sniff my hand than watch women sports.
ReplyDeleteMike Tirico is too polished and professional he needs to have more fun with TK and Jaws.
ReplyDeleteHuuuh HAHHAAAHAHAA HAR HAR HAR
ReplyDeleteHuu huhuuhuhuh HAR HAR
Huuuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuh
Vince Young's nose just jumped through my tv and swallowed me whole.
ReplyDeleteI have McCallister in my fantasy league, I'm screwed.
ReplyDeleteHow does an IV help a strained wrist? I'm trying to figure that one out.
ReplyDeleteBrilliant reporting Tafoya. You went to some college huh?
Is USC on EVERY ABC Saturday Night game?
ReplyDeleteWeek 6 - MNF Is going too be a Barn Burner, Giants at Falcons
ReplyDeleteIf mildew were ever to take human form, it would look just like Tony Korny.
ReplyDeleteWHY DOES EVERY SINGLE ESPN PERSON YELL SO FUCKING MUCH!!?!?!?!
ReplyDeleteSO MUCH YELLLINGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tafoya is up for a part on Grey's Anatomy. Damn, now she'll ruin that show too!
ReplyDeleteVince young missed 2 series - THE MADDEN CURSE REALLY DOES EXIST
ReplyDeleteYea, Michelle, grey-haired anatomy.
ReplyDelete"Hey someone other than Colston gets a catch as Terrance "Throwing" Copper (if you get that reference you get a cookie) pulls one down."
ReplyDeleteWow, a Live reference. Good work, AA.
Playoffs? Don't talk about playoffs. Are you kidding me? Playoffs? I just hope we can win another game!
ReplyDeleteDid TK just tell Jaws he can play doctor on Tuesdays?! No wonder TK is never on PTI on Tuesdays.
ReplyDeleteTony: only Michelle can be the doctor on mondays, you can be the doctor on tuesdays...what the hell is he talking about? I'm the doctor, damnit!
ReplyDeleteNot a good night for any of these people. Mike Carey is having a better game announcing.
ReplyDeleteMike: We'll take a look at the replay.
ReplyDeleteESPN then goes to a commercial
Doc, what's your diagnosis on what's wrong with Tony Korny?
ReplyDeleteScabies? Slime mold infection? Lead poisoning?
Mike Tirico with the background of Eric Moulds.
ReplyDeleteThanks Mike!
I love Len-Whale White
ReplyDeleteHollywood, T.K. is suffering from exhaustion much like the asian guy who died playing internet games in china for 3 days straight...look at the symptoms: he's imaging espn co-workers are doctors, he's not able to speak on a consistent basis during breaks, it's obvious...he needs to stop applying for free samples of propecia, my office kicked him out 2 years ago
ReplyDeleteLOL
ReplyDeleteI've heard of this syndrome. It's called Premature Whiny Old Jewish Man syndrome brought on by severe exhaustion and poor diet.