Monday, September 24, 2007
"I was getting afraid you were going to say Fowler, Corso, and Herbstreit were gonna finish the game. I was getting ready to leave."- Kornheiser
"You could try the Corso putting on the mascots heads on thing."- Tirico
"That would be great for me, but you guys would make me wear it all game long and I wouldn't be able to see the field."- Kornheiser
"Or talk."- Tirico
Now we're talking! Take his knees out Tirico!!!!!!!!!!
Oh and Anon....was it worth all of that work for your girl above? I want the truth!
11:09- Titans get a huge turnover as Brees is flustered again and the Titans are driving. This is where Vince just picks tired defenses apart.
"Hollywood, T.K. is suffering from exhaustion much like the asian guy who died playing internet games in china for 3 days straight...look at the symptoms: he's imaging espn co-workers are doctors, he's not able to speak on a consistent basis during breaks, it's obvious...he needs to stop applying for free samples of propecia, my office kicked him out 2 years ago"- Dr. C
Rack Him! Phenomenal.
Titans are just short of the first down and they're looking at a 3rd and 1 and a back breaker of the Saints here.....
First down and goal from the four. Lendale up the middle for about 1.
"You wanna call this play Jaws?- Tony Kornheiser
"Vince on the move! Get him out of that pocket."- Jaws
Great call Jaws.......wait what was that?!?!?!?!
"But Ben Sciafe does......."- Jaws
Ben?!?!?! His name is Bo! Good god, does anyone know the name of the players in the league anymore??? That 40 hours of game film watching does nothing for you Jaws.
"COME AFTER ME.....I'M A MAN.....I'M FORTY!"......classic. Almost as good as "THIS IS BIG TWELVE FOOOOOOTBALL!".....but not quite.
11:21- Brees is getting absolutely no time to throw. The Tians give the Saints a gift by jumping offsides and first down at their own 25.
Drew Brees once again gets about .07 seconds to throw and Keith Bulluck makes an amazing interception. That's it right there folks.
"The Saints are in Superdome sized trouble"- Mike Tirico
I appreciated your fervor Michael, but the game is over.
"And the Saints are in Superdome Sized Trouble"- Trico. No shit (Via Anon)
I appreciate the backup there Anon. Captain Obvious.
11:27- Hell of a catch by Bulluck there. And we learn about his 700+ movie collection?
Brown to the six, and the Saints have all but given up. Lendale White doesn't pick up a third and one and the Saints are somehow still alive.
"Two of the teams in it [AFC South] nobody can name three people on. Right?"- Kornheiser
"Yeah, you're probably right."- Jaws
"Houston and Tennessee."- Tirico
"Houston and Tennessee! I mean you would never.......Other than Vince Young who can you name on Houston?"- Kornheiser
"Matt Shaub."- Jaws
"I'll give you Matt Shaub because he went there this year."- Tony Kornheiser
"Andre Johnson.....Mario Williams....."- Jaws
"Well that's unfair you do this for a living."- Kornheiser
"What about you?!?!?!"-Jaws
Suzy gets her 9,000th Katrina report of the broadcast. While I like that they are still bringing attention to a crappy situation, but your whole intro was about how we need to watch a football game.
PICKLE. TITANS. GAME. SET. MATCH.
Wait....it's only the 2-minute warning???? Please end this debacle. I apologize for laying off the play-by-play there for the better half of the 2nd half, but I think you can watch the game. I hope the quotes kept you entertained.
Another pick for Bulluck and he offically earns the name Mr. Monday Night.
"Three lifetime?"- Korheiser
"Three Tonight Tony."- Mike Tirico
And Tony seems to be paying about as much attention as I have.
Final Titans 31-Saints 14
Just a dreadful game, but I thank you for commenting early and commenting often. See you in Cincinnati folks!