You Create The Caption #88
Wednesday, September 26, 2007
(Usually) Everyday I'll throw out a photo from the AP or one of the bigger sites and you provide the caption. Hilarity ensues. I'm also adding a handful of links at the bottom of the page that you should check out each day.
Yesterday's Winners.....
"Ten bucks says that this leads tonight on SportsCenter."
Orton: "Boobies""- Anon
"Why is Kevin James playing the Tin Man? Is this some sort of cross-promotion for the King of Queens box set?"- Anon
"Kennedy: Shelley, is that a bale of hay in your pants or are you just happy to see me???"- G-Money
"The "No Heart, No Brain, No Courage" promotional campaign was not the Yankees marketing department's finest hour."- Joel
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Are you funny enough to make a caption for this photo of the Lakers kickin' it with the Rockettes? (Via The Association)
Daily Links:
When You Ask A Group Of People If Dogfighting Is Okay, And They Respond With Cheers, Something Is Seriously Wrong (Deadspin)
Here's Your Guide To Understanding Said Town Hall Meeting (NOIS)
John Henry Is A Wacky Guy (Boston Sportz)
Jeter And A-Rod Fighting Over Dinner Tab (Warning Satire Alert) (Serious Sports Network)
Introducing People Mag's Sexiest Fan Contest (Hugging Harold Reynolds)
Paps In Playgirl? (Red Sox Monster)
The Top 5 Freak Injuries In Honor Of Milton (AZ Sports Hub)
Chinese Athletes Are Like Magicians (Blog of Hilarity)
R.I.P. Bill Wirtz (Chicago Bull)
A Pretty Funny Fantasy Football Video (Fantasy Humor)
A Long Overdue Matt Stover Tribue Video (Sons of Sam Malone)
Austria Doesn't Want It's Own Team In Euro 2008 (Lion In Oil)
Lastly......
What's with all of the mascot fights? Former JMU Alums like myself need to be outraged by this cheap shot from the mascot of Coastal Carolina. It's on Chanticleers!!!
Chicken cheapshots our beloved Duke Dog (Youtube via Campus Clicks)
20 Comments:
Aaaaand... one and two and coach is getting his ass kicked for this dumb i-dea and Walton you're out of step...
"Alright folks, crotch shot on three..."
Satisfied with how much he can screw up the team on the floor, Mitch Kupchak turns his attention to the Laker Girl roster.
"Well, we need to do something on the floor while Kobe makes us actually competitive. This is better than standing around."
In LA, the interns don't screw the players in the back of a car, they dance ballet with them.
Kobe's first pass of the season was on being in this picture.
"Former JMU Alums like myself need to be outraged by this cheap shot from the mascot of Coastal Carolina."
Steve Buchhantz runs AA?
OK, enough already. We get it. The Elaine Benes "Little Kicks" joke is so outdated.
Kobe Bryant was banned from this mandatory team function due to his affinity for young white women.
Those gals needed help walking because Kobe banged all of them.
They're kicking their legs to describe what the Suns did to them last year.
The L.A. Lakers and Rockettes halftime show have been brought to you by Captain Morgan, got a little Captain in you?
Aren't the Rockettes owned by the same company as the Knicks?
Hmmmm....
its not good when more people can name these three rockettes then those four lakers...
"Put your right foot in, put your right foot out...."
"I know management wants us to keep Kobe happy, but what about our dignity?!?" "Luke, have you ever heard your dad call a game? You've got no dignity left to lose."
"Okay guys, Kobe says the team needs more talent if it's going to win now. Let's show him what kind of talent we've got! ... Remember to kick on the off-beat."
"Reason #437 the Lakers are glad they no longer employ Mark Madsen"
"Alright, ONE of you girls has got to be a better point guard than Smush"
