Saturday, September 22, 2007
Welcome back to our weekly installment of The Pam Ward Chronicles. I'm going to be keeping track of the Announcing Quotes throughout the day and I ask that you join in. Please leave any that you come across in the comments or feel free to email me at AwfulAnnouncing@Gmail.com.
I'm starting this week with probably the worst Announcing quote i've heard in awhile. Sean McDonough was talking about Kevin Everett with Chris Speilman when he said the following.....
“I noticed your occasional paralysis kicked in at dinner when the check came”- Sean McDonough
It's ALWAYS funny to make joke around someone almost dying and the fact they may never walk again. What an ass.
Here are the standings after two weeks........
1. Chris Spielman (23)
2. Brad Nessler (17)
3. Bob Griese (16)
4. Gary Danielson (13)
5. Pat Haden (9)
6. Paul Maguire, Mike Patrick, and Gerry Dinardo (8)
9. Mark Jones, Brent Musburger, Lee Corso (7)
Others Receiving Votes: Tim Brandt (6), John Saunders (6), Ray Bentley (5), Mike Tirico (4), Desmond Howard (3), Jim Donnan (3), Doug Flutie (3.5), Pam Ward (3), Craig James (2.5), Todd Blackledge (2), Andre Ware (2), Gerry Dinardo (1), Dave Pasch (1)
College Football Week #4 Announcing Teams (Awful Announcing)
"Bulls on Parade, rally round the family. USF at North Carolina today."- Chris Fowler
"Matthew Stafford is one of the best quarterbacks in the SEC because he throws the ball straight." - Lee Corso (Via Fletch)
"Our defensive line are lead by Kentawn Balmer."- Butch Davis introducing his Tarheels.
"I want a couple of what that #1 Tailgater is having."- Ray Bentley
ESPN had a USF tailgater introduce the lineups for the Bulls. Just dumb.
"THATS A HUGE HOLE!" - Pam Ward (Via Steve)
"Gotta get that arm lubed up."- Dave Pasch
"A red shirt freshman who has no experience coming in." - Ray Bentley (Via Steve)
"How about pig head at 9am?" - Erin Andrews (Via Steve)
"What was the pig head sitting in?"- Andre Ware (Via TWSS)
You're looking lovely today Pam!
"That is hitting a man right in the mustache." - Andre Ware (Via S2N)
"Their quickness and suddenness of their speed is getting to North Carolina."- Ray Bentley (Via S2N)
"So where's the shakeup?" - Dave Pasch
"The shakeup is in Booty." - Andre Ware
"He's a little undersized down in there." - Ray Bentley (Via Anon)
We interrupt you regularly scheduled Pam Ward Chronicles to bring you Andre Ware eating chicken wings.....
"Tim Tebow really is huge in the lower half"- Unknown (Via Sam)
"I don't think anyone heard the flag or the whistle."- Brad Nessler
"Is my bald spot shining into the camera?" - Paul Maguire
"Yeah, can you put something on there to block it?" - Brad Nessler
"I don't even have sunscreen for it." - Maguire
"Oh, and you've got some tape on your pants." - Nessler
"I don't see any players with shorts on the field, and if no one's wearing shorts, [Trindon Holliday's] the fastest guy on the field." - Gary Danielson
"Keep the camera on them, maybe they'll kiss"- Verne Lundquist, If you didn't know about Tebow kissing his receiver last week...that would be pretty shocking to hear
Time now for the AFLAC...Duck's late...(*AFLAC!*)...trivia of the game.- Vern Lundquist (Via TWSS)
someone stole gary danielson's jacket, i guess, so they showed them in the booth with just a shirt and tie, danielson said, "i think it was a guy in a purple shirt...maybe green", and verne lundquist told him he looked great.
Anyway a few minutes later danielson said something like, "we have an update: they found my jacket". then they exchanged a couple sentences i didn't pay attention before verne said, "you cant run very far in an airport with a cbs sports jacket"
"The referee threw the flag!"- Bob Griese, Umm else would have?
"He's throwing better backwards than he is forwards"- Gary Danielson (Via TWSS)
"Boston College is the best team in the Big East."- Lee Corso (Via Anon)
"Johnson goes up the middle."- Dan Fouts (Via Anon)
"If he (Chip Chandler) had dropped that, he would've had trouble finding his scholarship with a telescope."- Mike Patrick (Via Dave)
"A fake is like a pair of shoes for women that go into a shoe store, they can't not buy them."- Charles Arbuckle
"[totally random]..And he's a pretty good looking guy."- Ray Bentley describing Jim Leavitt.
"Both those defensive backs were wearin' those WRs like a pair of spandex shorts."- Rene Nadeau
(Last 3 via Eric)
And your clear cut favorite to win for this week has it's own post....
Mike Patrick Has Important Things On His Mind
"They don't need a knockout to win. A TKO will be fine...maybe there'll be a Russian judge."- Gary Danielson (Via MW)