Quote Of The Month: Lewis Black

Thursday, September 13, 2007

I'm heading out early today so I can fight the traffic to get to the Maryland-West Virginia game tonight (it's going to be awesome), so I'm going to leave you with the funniest quote I've read in quite some time. Lewis Black was on Inside the NFL talking about the criminally charged offseason of the NFL when he dropped this gem....

"I love to go to my mailbox and get my Dan Marino diet food, and then sit down and watch grown men legally assault each other over a piece of dead pig."- Lewis Black

I don't care who you are......

P.S.- Terry Bradshaw is going to be on the Tonight Show if you're interested.

Posted by Awful Announcing- at 4:07 PM


Did you tell those fools that Awful Announcing would be there? They should give you a seat up front and smuggle food down from the press box so you won't make fun of them any more.

extrapolater said...
Sep 13, 2007, 4:44:00 PM  

Love the Lewis Black. Curious if Bradshaw will plug his fantasy football site tonight.

Anonymous said...
Sep 13, 2007, 5:12:00 PM  

It's too bad you're at the game. You missed one of the announcers (I forgot which) use the quote "Crabcakes and football: that's what Maryland does best!" and then say that the name of the film was "Wedding Pageant".

Sep 13, 2007, 8:16:00 PM  

Ray Lewis belongs in the booth.

hollywood wags said...
Sep 13, 2007, 8:49:00 PM  

re: naoh Devine

Craig James: He's got eyeballs on his

Someone said those guys were smoking bowls in the booth...

hollywood wags said...
Sep 13, 2007, 9:47:00 PM  

speaking of NFL players endorsing foodstuffs, what the hell is going on with donovan in the vitamin water ad on the right of the page?

are they even trying to photoshop these things anymore?

Mike Georger said...
Sep 13, 2007, 10:10:00 PM  

Lewis Black is an old fa_t! That comment was just plain lame.

Anonymous said...
Sep 13, 2007, 11:02:00 PM  

I was at the game too, unfortunately.

Dollar said...
Sep 14, 2007, 1:08:00 AM  

Hey AA... when did you start allowing 13 year olds in here?

Bruce said...
Sep 14, 2007, 3:25:00 PM  

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