You Create The Caption #86
Monday, September 24, 2007
(Usually) Everyday I'll throw out a photo from the AP or one of the bigger sites and you provide the caption. Hilarity ensues. I'm also adding a handful of links at the bottom of the page that you should check out each day.
Friday's Winners.....
"It's the Oscar De La Hoya fan club!"- Moose Comes In Second
"You know...I like these better than our real uniforms."- Anon
"Your butt is bigger than mine!"- Anon
"I was gonna go with the wingtips, but the loafers just felt smoother against my skin."- combatchuck
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Are you funny enough to make a caption for this photo of the Chicago Bears' Backup QBs taking in last nights game? 
Weekend Links:
EA Is Even Making Heisman Candidates Swoon Now (Orlando Sentinel)
The College Football Dundies (College Game Balls)
A Ten Dollar Bet With A Billionaire (Sports Biz)
Ichiro Singing Is Always Awesome (Digital Headbutt)
Ohio State Is A Contender (Ghosts of Wayne Fontes)
ESPN Doing Everything They Can To Piss Phil Mushnick Off (The Sports Hernia)
A Scary NHRA Crash (Daly Planet)
Mascot Fight!!! (Joe Sports Fan)
OJ Threatens To Kill (Again) (Our Book Of Scrap)
Lastly......
One of the few mistakes I've made on this site was calling out Jemele Hill when she first made it to ESPN's Page 2. Well I think she's one of the best writers on there now, and this piece on Isiah Thomas is a must read.
What Isiah said makes him worse than Imus (ESPN Page 2)
20 Comments:
Orton's inner monologue: "Rex will fall on his face all by himself, I just pray that Griese trips over his dog again"
Griese's inner monlogue: "Oh Wrigleyville happy hour, where art thou?"
rock, hard place.
Griese: "Holy crap, Grossman even sucks on Madden 08"
Orton: "Boobies"
Oh man... if this is how loud the boos are for Rex, we are fucked.
Just in case Bill Belechick is video taping this, Griese flashes the signal for how many more plays until Grossman's career is over.
Cool, they're playing the Mike Patrick clip asking about Britney's career on the Jumbotron.
(Ping G5 Player)
Brian: Tommy Kramer was right... being he starting QB just cuts into drinking time.
Whoa, I wouldn't have spiked the ball at the 1 yard line like that.
as a gillette commercial pops up on the big screen, griese checks out his 5 o'clock shadow while orton secretly prays lovie doesnt see it and make him shave
"I don't want to go it, do you?"
"No, let's ask Mikey. He'll do it."
Orton: "Dude Brian - anyone ever tell you that you look just like Dennis Quaid?"
Griese: Hell yea all the time. Rex and I spent like 20 minutes during halftime googling pictures from 'The Day After Tomorrow'.
Foregoing the photo caption because I feel bad for Rex...
But good call on Jemele Hill. I was the same way. When she got that gig I was floored. All I knew of her was that Riding With Athletes feature. She's really brought an A game to ESPN. She and Pat Forde are the only columnists I regularly read.
Oh Magoo, you've done it again...
That is after Rex through like his 12th INT of the season already.
Bears suck
Not it...
"Dude, you know this shot is gonna end up on AA; try and act normal, ok?"
Griese: "i shoulda stayed in Tampa..."
Orton: "I shoulda stayed at Purdue..."
Leak (in the middle): "wait...im in the NFL?"
Griese: Could be worse...I could be Joey Harrington's back-up.
Come on guys. I know you're having a disappointing season, but you're just going to have to 'grin and Bear it.' HAHAHAHAHA
Griese: Hmmm... I'm beginning to think Rex is colorblind. Not even Tavaris Jackson attempts that throw.
Leak: He's not color blind.
Orton: Shhh... we're brainstorming excuses.
Orton: Brian, you would look super sweet with your dad's glasses.