You Create The Caption #82

Tuesday, September 18, 2007

(Usually) Everyday I'll throw out a photo from the AP or one of the bigger sites and you provide the caption. Hilarity ensues. I'm also adding a handful of links at the bottom of the page that you should check out each day.

Yesterday's Winners.....

"Jazz Hands Bitches!"- Todd

"For shame - wearing white pants after Labor Day."- Odessasteps

"Carl Pavano's attempt to return to the Yankee's dugout was not met with the hero's welcome he anticipated."- Johnny Dakota

"A-Rod, it's me!!! from toronto!! no, i don't have my blonde wig or dress or heels on but it's meeeee, tell them to let go darliiiing!"- The Great Bambi

Are you funny enough to make a caption for this photo of a's newest analyst sporting her clothing line Touch with a few friends? (Photo via Extra Mustard. Be sure to check out the rest of the Milano gallery!)

Daily Links:

Big apology for screwing up Marco's College B-Ball link yesterday. That was a huge botch, but the link went to a good book it looks like. My's the newest and greatest College Basketball blog...

Storming The Floor

Hockey Outdoors Sounds Pretty Fun Actually (Pop Jocks)
Tom Brady Talks Belichick On Boston Radio (Boston Sportz)
New Conference's Show Off Their Poon (Mac Gs World)
Women Video Casting Sports! (MC Bias)
There's A Power Shortage In MLB This Year (I'm Writing Sports)
Simmons And His Stance On Cheating (Fans Attic)
Steve Phillips Gets Paid To Do This? (Vegas Watch)
Lookie Lookie At Who's 2-0 In the C4 News Fantasy League (Signal To Noise)


D Rovell has uncovered that you can bid on the fate of 755* as well. Let's just send them both to space.

No. 755 Also "Going Public" (Sports Biz)

Posted by Awful Announcing- at 12:59 PM


Who's that guy on the bottom rung wearing all black?

Anonymous said...
Sep 18, 2007, 1:36:00 PM  

"Welcome to the MLB Pleasuredome, may we show you upstairs?"

(I wish.)

Signal to Noise said...
Sep 18, 2007, 1:50:00 PM  

"Try and guess which one of us hasn't slept with half the team."

the great bambi said...
Sep 18, 2007, 1:59:00 PM  

CLockwise: Yes, Preggers, Penis

Brave Sir Robin said...
Sep 18, 2007, 1:59:00 PM  

Blonde Tranny, Check!
Minority, Check!
pretty girl selling crap noone wants. Check!

All they need now is an african american ball player in the background and hits it's affirmative action quota!

Don said...
Sep 18, 2007, 2:10:00 PM  
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Lorenzo said...
Sep 18, 2007, 2:17:00 PM  

I think they accidentally left the "Y" off of Alyssa's logo.

Anonymous said...
Sep 18, 2007, 2:18:00 PM  

While seeing their selected hookers wait outside A-rod's apartment, the Dodgers and Cardinals knew they stood no chance of signing the superstar, and were again foiled by the "tranny" approach.

JohnnyDakota said...
Sep 18, 2007, 2:19:00 PM  

Who's the boss now, bitch?

Anonymous said...
Sep 18, 2007, 2:22:00 PM  

Shannen Doherty off-camera: "I'm ready to model the Tampa Bay Devil Rays outfit! Hello?!? Anyone?"

doneycat said...
Sep 18, 2007, 2:30:00 PM  

"Get your exclusive Baseball Annie gear at your local Wal-Mart or Target"

JK said...
Sep 18, 2007, 2:39:00 PM  

"no, it's ok, you two sit there, those stupid expressions are fine, it'll help me sell more. I'll buy you some shoes. Now smile you hags!"

hollywood wags said...
Sep 18, 2007, 2:44:00 PM  

The Steve Garvey Dance Party.

Mookie said...
Sep 18, 2007, 3:43:00 PM  

50% cotton, 50% cashmere, 100% chlamydia.

GMoney said...
Sep 18, 2007, 3:52:00 PM  

Alyssa Milano wasn't sure why Ronaldinho and Ronaldo insisted on hawking her new clothes, but figured that the added publicity couldn't hurt.

Sep 18, 2007, 6:24:00 PM  

The longer I'm sitting next to these butterfaces, the hotter I look.

chiguy23 said...
Sep 18, 2007, 7:10:00 PM  

Post-op Danny Pintauro is a Sox fan....who knew??

Marty said...
Sep 18, 2007, 10:29:00 PM  

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