You Create The Caption #85

Friday, September 21, 2007

(Usually) Everyday I'll throw out a photo from the AP or one of the bigger sites and you provide the caption. Hilarity ensues. I'm also adding a handful of links at the bottom of the page that you should check out each day.

Yesterday's Winners.....

"Whoa, man, don't shoot! I got 25 million reasons to be alive!"- Joel

"Mommy....Mommy....the ferocious dolphin is trying to get me and it is scaring me!"- Anon

"Oh my God! Oh My God! That one in the pearls is lookin this way!!! Play it cool Terrel. Play it Cool."- Hyatt (And....that one's run its course)

"TO: Dolphin, dolphin on the wall . . . who's the greatest 81 of all? (The dolphin answers.) TO: Randy who????"- SR

Are you funny enough to make a caption for this photo of Devil Rays' Jeff Ridgway, Josh Wilson, Justin Ruggiano and Akinori Iwamura posing in Hooters outfits during Rookie hazing? (Via SI's Caught In The Act)

Weekend Links:

Tommy Heinsohn Is Gone To Miss Some Away Games For The Celts This Year. Donny Marshall Is Alive? (
Tiger Woods Is Human! (100% Injury Rate)
New York Radio Is Crazy. Their Giving SAS 2 Hours And Tirico 1. (Simon On Sports)
It's The Chiefs! It's The Vikings! It's Trash Talkin' Time!!! (Arrowhead Addict)
Brad Daugherty To Be A Race Analyst This Weekend (Daly Planet)
The Hidden MLB Race No One's Talking About (Vegas Watch)
Goodbye To RFK For A 2nd Time (My Brain Says Rage)
EC Interviews Will Carroll of Baseball Prospectus (Epic Carnival)
Fired OSU Coach Jim O'Brien Still Raking In The Mula (Storming The Floor)
AL East Spoilers (Red Sox Monster)
Post NFL Aggression And Pacman (NOIS)


Two items. First, the "Would you do..." Tournament is back and as awesome as ever. Second, another Channel 4 News Team offshoot is in the works as OMDQ and Extra P have started a Minor League Baseball Blog. Get involved folks!

Would You Do.... (The Big Picture)
Bus League Baseball

Posted by Awful Announcing- at 4:56 PM


Devil Rays players? Haven't they been punished enough?

Mookie said...
Sep 21, 2007, 4:44:00 PM  

Time to buy up some Nair For Men stock.

GMoney said...
Sep 21, 2007, 4:48:00 PM  

We were told if we wore short shorts a belly exposing tank tops that Brady Quinn would show...

simononsports said...
Sep 21, 2007, 6:10:00 PM  

house, hench, j-bug, and a young pat morita?

Mike Georger said...
Sep 21, 2007, 6:14:00 PM  

shouldn't brady quinn be in this photo?

Lozo said...
Sep 21, 2007, 6:21:00 PM  

It's the Oscar De La Hoya fan club!

Sep 21, 2007, 7:04:00 PM  

Four guys lost looking for the John Amechi fantasy camp.

(Ping G5 Player)

Anonymous said...
Sep 21, 2007, 7:14:00 PM  

Sadly the Devil Rays organization couldn't afford actual Hooters outfits.

Meatwad said...
Sep 21, 2007, 9:34:00 PM  

You know...I like these better than our real uniforms.

Anonymous said...
Sep 21, 2007, 10:20:00 PM  

Your butt is bigger than mine!

Anonymous said...
Sep 21, 2007, 10:39:00 PM  

Looks like the short shorts are making a comeback in the NBA.

ian said...
Sep 22, 2007, 12:22:00 AM  

bill simmons is a sentient queef

Anonymous said...
Sep 22, 2007, 12:53:00 AM  

For 20 minutes, you too can have the lowest payroll in the league.

doneycat said...
Sep 22, 2007, 6:42:00 AM  

I was gonna go with the wingtips, but the loafers just felt smoother against my skin.

combat chuck said...
Sep 22, 2007, 9:10:00 AM  

Who wants a body massage???


Jeff Ridgway, Josh Wilson, Justin Ruggiano, and Akinori Iwamura prep for their appearance on the newest Japanese Game Show Craze; "Super Baseball Player Cross Dressing Fun Time Joy Hour!"

JX said...
Sep 22, 2007, 10:43:00 AM  

Even wearing this crap, the chicks are still after him! That's just wrong, man.


Anonymous said...
Sep 22, 2007, 7:49:00 PM  

"welp...its better than wearing a Devil Rays jersey."

GusJohnsonForGod said...
Sep 23, 2007, 1:59:00 AM  

(Jeff whispering:) "Tsk, what a slut! He always has to show off his assets!"

Bullitt said...
Sep 23, 2007, 12:46:00 PM  

When coach said he wanted me to go deep tonight, he did mean during the game, right? Ummm...RIGHT???

Anonymous said...
Sep 24, 2007, 2:46:00 PM  

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