Yes, I'm a week behind on the polls, and yes Pammy already has this thing locked up, but that's no reason to spend this last College Football weekend doing nothing! Last day of Pammys until the postseason....let's have some fun.

Week Twelve Announcing Schedule
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We're heading down the stretch with Pammy in the lead. Who will take the crown?

Week Twelve Announcing Schedule
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"May the shwartz be with you."- Matt Millen

"There are a lot of Grandmas and Grandpas that have never heard of Facebook."- Bob Griese
"But you do."- Dave Pasch
"(laughs)Barely"- Bob Griese
(via 49er16)

Please vote for your winner below!

Pam Ward Chronicles: Week Eleven
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1. "Bedford an aerospace engineering major, taking courses whose titles I cant comprehend" - Pam Ward

2. "November's not a good year for them." - Ron Johnson

3. "They do not bring the field goal unit out. It would be about a 65 yarder"- Dave Pasch

4. "I bet the blimp didn't have any traffic."- Barry Tomkins
5. "It's a multiple Bush Push" -Gary Danielson

6. "Percy Harvin is doing well in the frozen tundra or near the frozen tundra of Green Bay in Minnesota"- Verne Lundquist

7. "Cinderella just turned into a pumpkin."- Matt Millen

8. "The most celebrated concussion of the 2009 season" -Verne Lundquist

9. "That's his first offensive stat of the year."- Petros Papadakis

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Last Week's Winners:


New Standings: 1. Pam Ward (62), 2. Gary Danielson (39), 3. Bob Griese (34), 4. Mark Jones (32), 5. Chris Spielman (28), 6. Verne Lundquist (25), 7. Brent Musburger (23), 8. Bob Davie (21), 9. Ray Bentley (19), Craig James (19)

Others Receiving Votes: Ed Cunningham (17), Kirk Herbstreit (16)Todd Harris (13), Dave Pasch (12), Doc Walker (11), Bob Wischusen (10), Matt Millen (10), Ron Franklin (10), David Lapham (10)Rod Gilmore (9), Lee Corso (9), Sonny Randle (9), Michael Reghi (9), Chris Martin (9), Matt Devlin (8), Tom Hammond (8), Eric Collins (8), Mike Patrick (8), Chris Fowler (7), Lou Holtz (7), Dave Lamont (6), Todd McShay (5), Brad Nessler (4), Todd Blackledge (4), Erin Andrews (4), Glen Mason (4), Dave Neal (3), David Norrie (3), Clay Matvick (3), Petros Papadakis (2), Pat Haden (2), Rece Davis (1), Terry Gannon (1), Ron Thulin (1)

Please vote for your winner below!

Pam Ward Chronicles: Week Ten
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1. "To help block the sun from your eyes, close one eye and turn your head, your nose will help block the sun."- Glen Mason

2. "If you're home and the crowd goes crazy you know something good's happening. And if they go oohhhhhhhh, you know, they give you one of those sad ones. You know something, not good for your team has happened."- Bob Griese

3. "These turnovers are like a bug....H1N1 here!" - Ron Thulin

4. "You weren't even around in '66, you just a twinkle in your dad's eye back then."- Wayne Larrivee
"Yeah...I think I was swimming around somewhere."- Chris Martin

5. "TD pass against outstanding Notre Dame" - Tom Hammond after and option team (Navy) throws a 56 yd TD pass against the Irish

6. "There was no play on the play!"- Gary Danielson

7. “See that block right there? That was a pancake. Get the syrup and bring the grits because he’s on the ground.” – Ray Bentley

8. “We hope everything is ok for Jahvid...we have had the pleasure of doing him.”- Ron Franklin

9. "Some of you are wondering what is a Bearcat. I want you to think Big Foot." - Brent Musburger


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Last Week's Winners:


New Standings: 1. Pam Ward (62), 2. Gary Danielson (37), 3. Mark Jones (32), 4. Chris Spielman (28), Bob Griese (28), 6. Verne Lundquist (25), 7. Bob Davie (21), 8. Craig James (19), 9. Ed Cunningham (17), 10. Ray Bentley (16), Brent Musburger (16), Kirk Herbstreit (16)

Others Receiving Votes: Todd Harris (13), Dave Pasch (12), Doc Walker (11), Bob Wischusen (10), Matt Millen (10), David Lapham (10)Rod Gilmore (9), Lee Corso (9), Sonny Randle (9), Michael Reghi (9), Matt Devlin (8), Eric Collins (8), Mike Patrick (8), Chris Fowler (7), Lou Holtz (7), Dave Lamont (6), Todd McShay (5), Brad Nessler (4), Todd Blackledge (4), Erin Andrews (4), Dave Neal (3), David Norrie (3), Clay Matvick (3), Petros Papadakis (2), Pat Haden (2), Rece Davis (1), Terry Gannon (1)

I'll be around for a half day today, but that shouldn't stop you from submitting quotes. We're reaching the end of the line, and Pammy looks to have this one in the bag. Who will be the one to challenge her?

Week Ten Announcing Schedule
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"To help block the sun from your eyes, close one eye and turn your head, your nose will help block the sun."- Glen Mason (via Robert)

"Now see, that's cookin' with Crisco right there, you come off that hole, now you talk about an explosive play, a statement... that's walkin the dog right there"- Doc Walker (via CB)

"Will Muschamp has a fast-twitch brian muscles..........he's a smart guy."- Gary Reasons (via 49er)

"If you're home and the crowd goes crazy you know something good's happening. And if they go oohhhhhhhh, you know, they give you one of those sad ones. You know something, not good for your team has happened."- Bob Griese

"These turnovers are like a bug....H1N1 here!" - Ron Thulin (via Eric)

"Are you in four down territory now?"- Dave Pasch
"Well you have five minutes left."- Bob Griese not answering the question

Please vote for your winner below!

Pam Ward Chronicles: Week Nine
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1. "Where's the pips? They look like Gladys Knight on the sideline."- Mark Jones

2. "They were up 28-3 last week, but that was a little deceiving because they got up so fast" - Bob Davie

3. "The guy who makes the tackle there, that's the running back's defender." - Craig James

4. "A loss of five.....no a gain of five."- Terry Gannon

5. "For the first time in his career at Georgia, Tebow did not speak to the media after the game."- Verne Lundquist

6. "That must be jelly, because jam doesn't shake that way."- Mark Jones
"Oh boy, he pulled out the jelly jam reference."- Bob Davie

7. "When I was young, my grandmother made me a Mr. Peanut costume." - Mike Patrick

8. "Eight's not half of 29. It's half of 16, which is half of 29." - Craig James

9. "Wait a minute. I flunked art but I didn't flunk vision"- Matt Millen while trying to use the telestrator

10. "As long as it's Florida/Alabama and Texas, it'll be a non-controversial BCS championship."- Bob Davie

11. "He's a redshirt frenchman." - Mark Jones


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Last Week's Winners:


New Standings: 1. Pam Ward (62), 2. Gary Danielson (37), 3. Chris Spielman (28), Bob Griese (28), 5. Verne Lundquist (20), 6. Ed Cunningham (17), 7. Ray Bentley (16), Brent Musburger (16), Mark Jones (16), Kirk Herbstreit (16)

Others Receiving Votes: Todd Harris (13), Bob Davie (13), Dave Pasch (12), Doc Walker (11), Bob Wischusen (10), David Lapham (10)Rod Gilmore (9), Lee Corso (9), Sonny Randle (9), Michael Reghi (9), Matt Devlin (8), Eric Collins (8), Chris Fowler (7), Matt Millen (7), Lou Holtz (7), Dave Lamont (6), Todd McShay (5), Craig James (5), Brad Nessler (4), Todd Blackledge (4), Erin Andrews (4), Dave Neal (3), David Norrie (3), Clay Matvick (3), Petros Papadakis (2), Pat Haden (2), Rece Davis (1)

Sorry for the delay in getting the post up, the weather has wrecked havoc on my internet and cable. We should be good to go though...

Week Nine Announcing Schedule
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"As long as it's Florida/Alabama and Texas, it'll be a non-controversial BCS championship."- Bob Davie

"Hung over from the vapors of success."- Mark Jones

"They were up 28-3 last week, but that was a little deceiving because they got up so fast" - Bob Davie

"Where's the pips? They look like Gladys Knight on the sideline."- Mark Jones

"That must be jelly, because jam doesn't shake that way."- Mark Jones
"Oh boy, he pulled out the jelly jam reference."- Bob Davie

"For the first time in his career at Georgia, Tebow did not speak to the media after the game."- Verne Lundquist

"A loss of five.....no a gain of five."- Terry Gannon

"The guy who makes the tackle there, that's the running back's defender." - Craig James

"When I was young, my grandmother made me a Mr. Peanut costume." - Mike Patrick

"They say we should talk more like a Mime."- Terry Gannon

"Eight's not half of 29. It's half of 16, which is half of 29." - Craig James

"Wait a minute. I flunked art but I didn't flunk vision"- Matt Millen while trying to use the telestrator

Please vote for your winner below!

Pam Ward Chronicles: Week Eight
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1. ""Where's Juan Pablo Montoya? Perhaps he's out having a taco"- Bob Griese

2. "Ron Guenther the Illinois A.D. said Ron Turner will be the head coach next year"- Pam Ward
"U mean Ron Zook"- Ray Bentley
"Oh yea, Ron Zook, Ron Turner is the other Ron"- Pam Ward

3. "Randy Edsall going for it on third-and-3."- Clay Matvick

4. "That is a phone booth fight. What would you do in a phone booth fight."- Chris Spielman
"I would knee cap you."- Dave Pasch

5. "Arkansas shot their wad last week."- Lee Corso

6. "Well, I can tell you that the headsets aren't working but the PA system is! I can't stand listening to this song anymore!"- Old Man Verne

7. "Did somebody break a mirror or eat a rabbit's foot?"- Ray Bentley on Illinois bad luck

8. "Hard to believe this game started out 0-0."- Dave Lamont

9. "The bulldogs with the first points on the board. Tim Tebow looking to change that."- Verne Lundquist

10. "Jarvis Giles didn't play last week because he didn't pass no classes."- Eric Collins

11. "You gotta get that one out there hard and fast and firm, or not get it off at all." - Craig James


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Last Week's Winners:


New Standings: 1. Pam Ward (55), 2. Gary Danielson (37),3. Chris Spielman (28), 4. Bob Griese (18), 5. Ed Cunningham (17), 6. Ray Bentley (16), Brent Musburger (16), Mark Jones (16), Kirk Herbstreit (16), 10. Verne Lundquist (15)

Others Receiving Votes: Todd Harris (13), Bob Davie (13), Doc Walker (11), Dave Pasch (10), Bob Wischusen (10), David Lapham (10)Rod Gilmore (9), Sonny Randle (9), Michael Reghi (9), Matt Devlin (8), Chris Fowler (7), Matt Millen (7), Lou Holtz (7), Todd McShay (5), Brad Nessler (4), Todd Blackledge (4), Erin Andrews (4), Dave Neal (3), David Norrie (3), Petros Papadakis (2), Pat Haden (2), Rece Davis (1)

By now everyone has heard that Bob Griese made a pretty racist statement yesterday, when he suggested Juan Pablo Montoya was out of the Top Five because "he was out having a taco." Well late yesterday evening he issued an apology through ESPN. Here's the video and the apology.

“Earlier today on our game I made an offensive comment regarding Juan Pablo Montoya as part of a NASCAR promo. It was regrettable and I should not have said it. I really enjoy NASCAR and I follow it closely and would like to take this opportunity to apologize to Juan, NASCAR and everyone else who heard my comment.”- Bob Griese

I just don't know what to say when these things happen anymore. How someone could ever think that would be funny is beyond me. Bob Griese now joins Tony Kornheiser in the Stereotype Hall of Fame.

Sorry for the delay in getting the post up, the weather has wrecked havoc on my internet and cable. We should be good to go though...

Week Eight Announcing Schedule
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I think we already have a winner....

"Where's Juan Pablo Montoya?....perhaps he's out getting a taco"- Bob Griese

"Arkansas shot their wad last week."- Lee Corso (via Joe)

"That is a phone booth fight. What would you do in a phone booth fight."- Chris Spielman
"I would knee cap you."- Dave Pasch
(via 9er)

"Randy Edsall going for it on third-and-3."- Clay Matvick (via Tully)

"This is the point in the game where they squeeze the life out of you, like a python wrapped around your body" - Doc Walker (via JGreul)

"Ron Guenther the Illinois A.D. said Ron Turner will be the head coach next year"- Pam Ward
"U mean Ron Zook"- Ray Bentley
"Oh yea, Ron Zook, Ron Turner is the other Ron"- Pam Ward
(via J)

Please vote for your winner below!

Pam Ward Chronicles: Week Seven
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1. "Is it an incomplete pass?" - Verne Lundquist
"No, no, he ran all the way down there." - Gary Danielson pointing out a fumble after a 50 yard run

2. "You're looking pretty good for an old guy."- Pam Ward to Ray Bentley

3. "Lots of mistakes, like unnecessary sportsmanship, that really hurt Notre Dame."- Lou Holtz

4. "They are just dialed in on #8, Jeremy Shockely, er, Jordan Shipley." - Kirk Herbstreit

5. "Ryan Mallett just showed why he won a Heisman as a sophomore and is the leading candidate to win it again as a senior."- Gary Danielson

6. " A lot of people with there protractors out, trying to project"- David Norrie

7. "Pete Carroll with an overactive competitive thyroid."- Pat Haden

8. "The gameplan working perfectly for Northwestern so far. With no points to show for it."- Pam Ward

9. "And it's a touchdown! No, it's out of bounds! - Verne Lundquist
"Actually they're going to call a hold on it." - Gary Danielson

10. "It's gotta be undisputed visual evidence, not video."- Todd Harris

11. "I thought he could have thrown it higher, but he could not have thrown it any better." - Gary Danielson


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Last Week's Winners:


New Standings: 1. Pam Ward (43), 2. Chris Spielman (28), 3. Gary Danielson (23), 4. Bob Griese (18), 5. Ed Cunningham (17), 6. Ray Bentley (16), Brent Musburger (16), Mark Jones (16), Kirk Herbstreit (16), 10. Bob Davie (13)

Others Receiving Votes: Doc Walker (11), Dave Pasch (10), Bob Wischusen (10), David Lapham (10)Rod Gilmore (9), Sonny Randle (9), Todd Harris (9), Michael Reghi (9), Matt Devlin (8), Chris Fowler (7), Matt Millen (7), Todd McShay (5), Brad Nessler (4), Todd Blackledge (4), Erin Andrews (4), Dave Neal (3), Petros Papadakis (2), David Norrie (2), Rece Davis (1)

Back again for a full day of Pammy goodness. See you all at noon....

Week Seven Announcing Schedule
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"You're looking pretty good for an old guy."- Pam Ward to Ray Bentley

"The tight end did an outstanding job in the hole." - Brent Musburger (via JFein)

"The gameplan working perfectly for Northwestern so far. With no points to show for it."- Pam Ward

"They are just dialed in on #8, Jeremy Shockely, er, Jordan Shipley." - Kirk Herbstreit (via JFein)

"Herbie, let's call this the Red River Fistfight."- Brent Musburger (via 49er)

"You can't advance on the muff."- Kirk Herbstreit

"Let's take a look at our first half staff.....uhh....stats."- Pam Ward

"Nagurski that is a great word for a linebacker."- Brent Musberger (via Jason)

Sorry Brent, Nagurski was a D Tackle and Fullback.

"Of course the solution of all of this would be a playoff."- Pam Ward
"Don't get me started."- Ray Bentley
"Don't hold your breath. You'll be dead real soon."- Pam Ward

Pammy being a little grim, but actually made me laugh.

"On the second series of the day, he only played two series."- Brent Musberger (via BSPN)

"You're from Syracuse, and they have a great college hockey legacy, you know."- Eddie Robinson Jr. (via Joe....'Cuse has no hockey team)

"And it's a touchdown! No, it's out of bounds! - Verne Lundquist
"Actually they're going to call a hold on it." - Gary Danielson

"I thought he could have thrown it higher, but he could not have thrown it any better." - Gary Danielson (via JFein)

" A lot of people with there protractors out, trying to project"- David Norrie (via BSPN)

"It's a wildcat, with a 250 pound cat."- Gary Danielson on Tebow

"It's like dial-up modem versus high-speed Internet."- Pat Haden, after McKnight's big run (via Benne)

"Pete Carroll with an overactive competitive thyroid."- Pat Haden (via BSPN)

"It's gotta be undisputed visual evidence, not video."- Todd Harris

"A long wait on this review."- Tom Hammond
"Has it gone all the way to the Supreme Court?"- Pat Haden
(via Benne)

"Looking for a sweep tonight at Yankee Stadium as his beloved Yankees take on the Anaheim Angels!"- Todd Harris

I think we're going to go with this format throughout the season. Having a post put up for just the winners is rather counterproductive, and let's just face it....I'm lazy these days. Please vote for your winner below!

Pam Ward Chronicles: Week Six
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1. "...like Sharks to chum" - Chris Spielman
"I think that's the first time we've ever heard the word "chum" on a college football broadcast" - Dave Pasch
"Obviously you've never eaten at the Chum Bucket, operated by our good friend Plankton" - Chris Spielman
(Spielman with the Spongebob reference!)

2. "His friends in high school used to call him jetski, because of the way the dirt came off him."- David Norrie

3. "The Arizona Defense is last in the SEC."- Bob Griese

4. "I can't root for Jimmie Johnson to win the Nextel Cup b/c of all of his Super Bowl wins."- Matt Millen

5. "His friends in high school used to call him jetski, because of the way the dirt came off him."- David Norrie

6. "Some father-daughter action. That's what it's all about."- Dave Lapham

7."Earl Thomas down the sideline. GOODBYE EARL!"- Brad Nessler with a Dixie Chicks reference

8. "The Dodger swept the Cardinals in the National Championship Series." - Brent Musburger

9. "When speed goes in the wrong direction, that can be a bad thing. So when you have fast guys that run the wrong way fast, that's even worse than slow guys that run the wrong way slow."- Bob Davie

10. "Stop is a four letter word tonight."- Mark Jones

11. "Brandon Minor is a very durable back, when he's healthy."- Kirk Herbstreit


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Last Week's Winners:


New Standings: 1. Pam Ward (43), 2. Gary Danielson (23), 3. Chris Spielman (21), 4. Ed Cunningham (17), 5. Ray Bentley (16) 6. Brent Musburger (14), 7. Mark Jones (12), Bob Griese (12), 9. Doc Walker (11), 1o. Dave Pasch (10), Bob Wischusen (10)

Others Receiving Votes: Rod Gilmore (9), Sonny Randle (9), Todd Harris (9), Michael Reghi (9), Matt Devlin (8), Kirk Herbstreit (7), Chris Fowler (7), Bob Davie (5), Todd McShay (5), Todd Blackledge (4), Erin Andrews (4), Dave Neal (3), Petros Papadakis (2), Matt Millen (2), Brad Nessler (1), Rece Davis (1), David Norrie (1)

Sorry for the delay in getting the post up today. I'm actually on the road, but will be back for most of the afternoon and evening games. Help out as much as you can in the comments, and I'll see you all then.

Week Six Announcing Schedule
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"The Arizona Defense is last in the SEC."- Bob Griese (via Jason)

"Youve got to put finger in dike, dam is about to burst." - Tim Brandt (via JGreul)

"This man is writing his own chapter in the book of fantastic."- Doc Walker (via JGreul)

"Spurnability out of the backfield."- Bob Rathbun (via Joe)

"...like Sharks to chum" - Chris Spielman
"I think that's the first time we've ever heard the word "chum" on a college football broadcast" - Dave Pasch
"Obviously you've never eaten at the Chum Bucket, operated by our good friend Plankton" - Chris Spielman
(via Ryan)

"Some father-daughter action. That's what it's all about."- Dave Lapham (via 49er)

"His friends in high school used to call him jetski, because of the way the dirt came off him."- David Norrie (via BSPN)

"Kinestetic...yeah i said it."- Matt Millen
"What does that mean exactly."- Sean McDonough
"Body part awareness. That's what that is. And if it didn't, it does now. I just made it up."- Matt Millen

"I can't root for Jimmie Johnson to win the Nextel Cup b/c of all of his Super Bowl wins."- Matt Millen (via Blunty)

"I'll tell you what muscles that's working. That's working the pectoralis majors and pectoralis minors."- Akbar Gbaja-Biamila as the Middies have to do 56 pushups after a score against Rice.

"Dive play. Greg Louganis is going to show up here soon."- Verne Lundquist

"Earl Thomas down the sideline. GOODBYE EARL!"- Brad Nessler with a Dixie Chicks reference

"He's a war-daddy."- Kirk Herbstreit

"If they don't stop Tebow, it's going to be a long afternoon."- Spencer Tillman at 9:30pm EST

"The Dodger swept the Cardinals in the National Championship Series." - Brent Musburger (via JFein)

"When speed goes in the wrong direction, that can be a bad thing. So when you have fast guys that run the wrong way fast, that's even worse than slow guys that run the wrong way slow."- Bob Davie

"Some kettle corn. And it's percolating and poppin' down on the field."- Mark Jones

For some reason, I completely forgot to put up the Week Four Pammy Nominees. Here they are, and I'll tell you the winner(s) when I put up week five's.

Pam Ward Chronicles: Week Five
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1. "Maryland really struggling this season."- Pam Ward
"Your Turtles."- Ray Bentley
"Yeah, they're turtling up."- Pam Ward

2. "Under the Teflon sky of the MetroDome."- Clay Matvick

3. "He ran in there like Ray Charles. You got to look in the eyes and see where you're going."- Doc Walker

4. "For fat guys like me, the slab of bacon was a better trophy than the axe."- Bob Wischusen

5. "Ride your horse. Clay's your horse. Ride him." - Chris Spielman

6. "In the NFL when the quarterback is sacked inside two minutes, the clock stops; not in college, the clock keeps running."- Bob Griese

7."Bob Wischusen alongside Brian Griese and Chris Spielman." - Bob Wischusen
"Did you just call me Brian Griese?" - Bob Griese

8. "Sacks him, right up into the breast plate."- David Norrie

9. "He either feels people at his feet or guys coming on his backside." - Gary Danielson

10. Michael Reghi: You're looking at Brandon Crawford of Ball State, a 33-year-old veteran of the Vietnam War.
Doug Chapman: Gulf War, you mean.

11. "Ronnie Wingo: Takes the 'o' off of Wingo and you've got wings!"- Mark Jones

12. "He's got great arm talent."- David Norrie


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Last Week's Winners:


New Standings: 1. Pam Ward (38), 2. Chris Spielman (19), 3. Ed Cunningham (17), 4. Ray Bentley (16) 5. Brent Musburger (14), 6. Gary Danielson (13), 7. Dave Pasch (10), 8. Rod Gilmore (9), Sonny Randle (9), Todd Harris (9)

Others Receiving Votes: Mark Jones (8), Matt Devlin (8), Kirk Herbstreit (7), Chris Fowler (7), Bob Griese (6), Bob Davie (5), Todd McShay (5), Todd Blackledge (4), Erin Andrews (4), Doc Wakler (3), Dave Neal (3), Petros Papadakis (2), Matt Millen (2), Brad Nessler (1), Rece Davis (1)

I'll be around for a full day today, and I can't wait to spend it with Pammy and the rest of the gang. I'll be in and out during Gameday, but I'll see you at noon for a day of wonderment!

Week Five Announcing Schedule
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"If you hit your receivers, you put a lot of pressure on the defense."- Chris Spielman (via 49er)

"This has been a speddy drive for the Spartans."- Wayne Larrivee

"Arkansas State down fourteen to nothing to....uh....Iowa."- Pam Ward (You would think she would know it's Iowa that's playing since her and Ray cover the team almost every week)

"Maryland really struggling this season."- Pam Ward
"Your Turtles."- Ray Bentley
"Yeah, they're turtling up."- Pam Ward

"He's a tremendous foot athlete."- Chris Martin

"Under the Teflon sky of the MetroDome."- Clay Matvick (via Joe)

"Seven of the first 12 passes that Decker.........Weber has thrown has gone to Decker." - Bob Griese (Via 9er)

"He ran in there like Ray Charles. You got to look in the eyes and see where you're going."- Doc Walker

"That's a wet frisbee that dog is catching. He doesn't put it on the turf."- Chris Martin

"If you look up burst and suddenness in the dictionary, you'll find double nickle, Brandon Graham."- Chris Martin

"His running has literally killed Michigan on some of these drives"- Wayne Larrivee (via Mike)

"Are you starting to fear the turtle yet?"- Clay Matvick
"Oh I'm feeling it."- David Diaz-Infante

"For fat guys like me, the slab of bacon was a better trophy than the axe."- Bob Wischusen

"You dance with girl you brung ball."- Wayne Larrivee (Not sure that's the right phrase)

"Ride your horse. Clay's your horse. Ride him." - Chris Spielman (via SS)

"Bob Wischusen alongside Brian Griese and Chris Spielman." - Bob Wischusen
"Did you just call me Brian Griese?" - Bob Griese
(via SS)

"In the NFL when the quarterback is sacked inside two minutes, the clock stops; not in college, the clock keeps running."- Bob Griese (via Chuck)

"I did not have a decorated career. I've had rotator cuff surgery and I am probably over weight, but I could have completed that pass."- Gary Danielson
"If you consider yourself overweight, I do not want to know what you say about me."- Verne Lundquist
(via Mal)

For some reason, I completely forgot to put up the Week Four Pammy Nominees. Here they are, and I'll tell you the winner(s) when I put up week five's.

Pam Ward Chronicles: Week Four
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1. "He looks like a water bug. Just scootin' out there."- Ray Bentley

2. "Another guy who's a converted wide receiver, now playing in the backfield. Defensive backfield."- Pam Ward

3. Steve Martin: "What's the difference between engagement and shading?"
Doc Walker: "Well, engagement is engagement, y'know... and shadin' is shadin'..."

4. "Trying to tackle Tebow is like trying to tackle a moving refrigerator. And the refrigerator is winning." - Mark Jones

5. "You practice with wet balls all the time."- Ed Cunningham

6. "Pushed out of bounds by Mouton....touchdown Indiana."- Pam Ward

7.Brent Musberger: "Did you have some of that Peachy Paterno ice cream?"
Kirk Herbstreit: "Yeah, I had to stumble over there. What about you?"
Brent Musberger: "No, I was reaching for a Peachy Sam Adams."

8. "You throw your hands in the air like you just don't care, like in that rap song."- Chris Spielman

9. "Right now, we're in horse country, and they are riding Tim Tebow like Secretariat. Or Seabiscuit. They're all winners." - Mark Jones

10. "And Nick Ford with the 24 year old, 24 YARD field goal."- Pam Ward

11. "You're watching Sunday Night Football on ABC." - Brent Musburger

12. "He reached in between Small's legs and grabbed the loose ball." - Ed Cunningham

Week Four Announcing Schedule
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"And Nick Ford with the 24 year old, 24 YARD field goal."- Pam Ward

"Anthony Dixon is 6-1, 235, and he's been in the rodeo before."- Dave Neal (via Joe)

"Pushed out of bounds by Mouton....touchdown Indiana."- Pam Ward (via Joe)

"Another guy who's a converted wide receiver, now playing in the backfield. Defensive backfield."- Pam Ward

"Both of these teams are undefeated for a reason: Resiliency."- Dave Lapham (via 49er16)

"He looks like a water bug. Just scootin' out there."- Ray Bentley

"Naaman Roosevelt is hit by a host of cherry-shirted Temple defenders."- Michael Reghi (via Joe)

"Dawes was the outside guy, worked inside, then did a little whip route, where you move inside then *whip it back out*" - Ray Bentley (via Brian)

Steve Martin: "What's the difference between engagement and shading?"
Doc Walker: "Well, engagement is engagement, y'know... and shadin' is shadin'..."
(via Tully)

"You throw your hands in the air like you just don't care, like in that rap song."- Chris Spielman (via Evan)

"You practice with wet balls all the time."- Ed Cunningham

"Trying to tackle Tebow is like trying to tackle a moving refrigerator. And the refrigerator is winning." - Mark Jones

"Tebow stopped on a dime and didn't leave any change for the Wildcats." - Mark Jones

"Right now, we're in horse country, and they are riding Tim Tebow like Secretariat. Or Seabiscuit. They're all winners." - Mark Jones

Brent Musberger: "Did you have some of that Peachy Paterno ice cream?"
Kirk Herbstreit: "Yeah, I had to stumble over there. What about you?"
Brent Musberger: "No, I was reaching for a Peachy Sam Adams."

"You're watching Sunday Night Football on ABC." - Brent Musburger

"He reached in between Small's legs and grabbed the loose ball." - Ed Cunningham

"Welcome back to Fayetteville."- Verne Lundquist multiple times, when the game was in Tuscaloosa

Your Week Three Pammy Nominees

10. "Javid Breast."- Chris Spielman

9. "Did you know that it's "National Talk Like A Pirate....Day"....today?"- Brent Musburger

8. "He's got great eye vision."- Gary Danielson

7. "He's got an eye patch, I'm sorry, an ice pack, over his forehead." - Erin Andrews

6. "He hurt his ankle in the first week of the game."- Pam Ward

5. "The hand signals allow him to call more things, they're like sign language." - Bob Griese

4. "I was impressed by his thickness." - Chris Speilman

3. "I gotta think that the USC Trojans are going to eat that one out."- Ray Bentley

2. "So it'll be 1st and ten at the 52 yard line..."- Todd Harris

1. "A bing, a bang, and a bong."- Gary Danielson
"Sounds like a late night college experience"- Verne Lundquist



Standings: 1. Pam Ward (21), 2. Ray Bentley (16), 3. Chris Spielman (14) 4. Gary Danielson (13), 5. Dave Pasch (10), 6. Rod Gilmore (9), Sonny Randle (9), Todd Harris (9), 9. Matt Devlin (8)

Others Receiving Votes: Kirk Herbstreit (7), Chris Fowler (7), Mark Jones (7), Bob Griese (6), Bob Davie (5), Todd McShay (5), Todd Blackledge (4), Erin Andrews (4), Dave Neal (3), Petros Papadakis (2), Matt Millen (2), Brent Musburger (2), Brad Nessler (1), Rece Davis (1)

Here are the quotes that need your votes (in no particular order). Be sure to choose wisely, and I'll let you know who the results by the end of the week.

Pam Ward Chronicles: Week Three
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1. "The hand signals allow him to call more things, they're like sign language." - Bob Griese

2. "So if you have to land that water plane on land how do you do it?"- Terry Gannon
"It has wheels on it"- David Norrie

3. "Javid Breast."- Chris Spielman

4. "Husky fans looking for a little purple haze."- Terry Gannon

5. "I was impressed by his thickness." - Chris Speilman

6. "He hurt his ankle in the first week of the game."- Pam Ward

7. "So it'll be 1st and ten at the 52 yard line..."- Todd Harris

8. "He's got great eye vision."- Gary Danielson

9. "Did you know that it's "National Talk Like A Pirate....Day"....today?"- Brent Musburger

10. "They say that revenge is a dish best served cold. Well this one has been served cold and wet." - Mark Jones

11. "David Nelson will get an ear feel from his coach."- Gary Danielson

12. "He's got an eye patch, I'm sorry, an ice pack, over his forehead." - Erin Andrews

13. "I gotta think that the USC Trojans are going to eat that one out."- Ray Bentley

14. "A bing, a bang, and a bong."- Gary Danielson
"Sounds like a late night college experience"- Verne Lundquist