Davies is king now

To help block the sun from your eyes, close one eye and turn your head, your nose will help block the sun

From whomever the analyst is on the Badger-Hoosier game on the Big Ten Network

analyst was Glen Mason, of course.

Tim Brandt and Doc Walker are doing the UVA-Miami game, so I'm just going to nominate everything Walker says. It'll save time and space.

Doc Walker after a UVA touchdown, "Now see, that's cookin' with Crisco right there, you come off that hole, now you talk about an explosive play, a statement... that's walkin the dog right there"

In the Texas-Central Florida game.

"Will Muschamp has a fast-twitch brian muscles..........he's a smart guy."-Gary Reasons

"These turnovers are like a bug....H1N1 here!" - Versus announcer, not sure what his name is but he's calling the Kansas/Kansas State game.

Ron Thulin on VS PBP

"Expecting play action there, Miami gets down and dirty" - Doc Walker as the U scores a TD

From Big Ten's Purdue/Michigan coverage, Wayne Larrimee PBP & Chris Martin the Color analyst:

(talking about things in 1966, when Purdue last beat UM in the Big House):
-Larrimee: "You weren't even around in '66, you just a twinkle in your dad's eye back then."
-Martin: "Yeah...I think I was swimming around somewhere."

WTF?

"His fifth ruchting touchdown of the season."-Tom Hammond

I know we normally put soundbites up, but this requires some context.

Purdue calls timeout with 35 seconds to go, one second left on the play clock, and it's 4th down.

Wayne Larrivee: "after Purdue runs their play, Michigan will get the ball back with 5 seconds left".

Because every single play in the Purdue playbook requires 30 seconds to run once the clock starts.

Please, Please, Please understand basic facts of the game you are announcing.

"Plenty of coaches in this league can afford that" - Grandpa Verne on Meyer's fine

"To run the ball your OL and TE need to block" - Danielson, thanks for the brilliant in depth insight

In the Army-Air Force game they just had a on screen graphic sponsored by the Marines.

"Wow Nellie"-Matt Millen

Hey Millen, that line is copyrighted to Keith Jackson.

Tom Hammond to Alex Flannigan

"Thanks, Scooter"

"Here's the bad news. He's had to kick 23 FGs." - Grandpa Verne on the Alabama kickers accuracy, and the red zone struggles.

Todd Harris during the DUke/unc game advertised college hockey "between the New Hampshire Wildcats and Massachusetts-Lowell Devils" Umass-Lowell are the Riverhawks, the Lowell Devils are an AHL team.

"Gary's happy, Tracy is in mourning." - Grandpa Verne on the results on today's Purdue Michigan
game.

And a rose bowl graphic during an SEC game WTF ! That's the crap I expect from the WWL (alleged)

"TD pass against outstanding Notre Dame" - Tom Hammond after Navy throws a 56 yd TD pass.

REPEAT: NOTRE DAME GAVE UP A 56 YD TD PASS TO AN OPTION TEAM !

Anybody catch Spencer Tillman singing "Somebody's Watching Me?" lol

"He pitched it out of bounds."-Tom Hammond

"What?"-Pat Hayden

"Pitched it out of bounds."-Hammond

"Is the sun about to set on the Irish BCS hopes?" - Tom Hammond as they showed a picture of the sun setting.

"There was no play on the play!"
- Gary Danielson

Gary Danielson: "You can faceguard and still make the play."

It's no longer Happy Valley here in State College- Sean McDonough

...Unhappy Valley- Matt Millen

I can watch the fight. I have slingbox. -- Gary Danielson

"That's called a pancake. Give me some butter and some suryup. Throw some grits on it since we're in the south" - Ray Bentely hungry after the Georgia Tech win in overtime

“See that block right there? That was a pancake. Get the syrup and bring the grits because he’s on the ground.” – Ray Bentley on Dwyer's block on the last Georgia Tech touchdown.

Damn Interplace is just a little faster. I can't imagine a worse quote this reason, way to go Ray!

I don't know who it is, but whoever is calling the Cal/Oregon State game on FSN said twice, "His get off is explosive," referring to OSU nose tackle Stephen Paea

“We hope everything is ok for Jahvid...we have had the pleasure of doing him.”
-Ron Franklin

" Oregon St. with the biggest lead of the game at 24-17". Steve Physioc its 24-7 jackass.

Brad Nessler: "I can't imagine why they're not trying to give James Spiller the ball more in the 2nd half."

His name is C.J. He is one of the best players in the nation.

Also, Nessler: "I wonder if they had electrcity when Bobby Bowden was born."

" Oregon has the lead" Steve Physioc. He doesnt know who is playing.

Kyle Jackson is trying to knock the game up here. -- Brad Nessler

More Physioc stupidity " Oregon shocking Stanford". Steve Physioc. Why the hell does this guy still have a job when he doesnt know a damn thing.

"The Beavers are penetrating."

--Mike Pawlawski, OSU @ Cal

offtopic: but watching strikeforce on cbs...this shields v miller match is on and miller had shields in a choke hole at the end of the 3rd rd (of a 5-rd fight) and Gus Johnson and co. was about to catch a heart attack...

I dont know if anybody else saw this because it was a I-AA (FCS) game, but if you can find a tape delay or re-broadcast, check it out. Richmond-Villanova on Comcast Sports network, I think. About 10 seconds to go, the kicker misses a game winning attempt. The audio then got really weird, it sounded like somebody from production, but it was not a broadcaster....started dropping "F" bombs and talking about the kicker being awful. Hilarious.

follow up......found the audio on you tube, somebody was kind enough to post the DVR clip. It's about 10 seconds in, apparently it was somebody from the Comcast studio in Philadelphia, hahaha.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d0igkrYz5W4

"Some of you are wondering what is a Bearcat. I want you to think Big Foot." - Brent Musburger

An awkward silence followed.

I think Bob Grise should be nominated for his entire body of work during the Northwestern-Iowa game. There were just too many stupid comments to mention just one.

@ walnuts: Unless AA has a better quote that everyone missed, I think the winner this week has to be Ron Franklin or Ray Bentley.

This UConn-Cincinnati game has been a classic. Whomever's idea it was to put this game in primetime is looking pretty smart right now.

Whoever this douchewad is who is doing the Tulsa/Houston game pronounced it over after UH missed the 2 pt convo and then proceeded to say with 20 ticks left it's not over yet.

Probably. I just noticed how incridibly annoying Greise was during the game. Maybe he misses Maguire or something.

@ Jfein I think you could put that production guy in there or Steve Physioc as contenders as well because Physioc was probably drunk on his ass tonight with all those errors.

Good point about the production guy, but I'm not sure if AA is going to take it or not because there is not a name to attribute it too. It was just some random dude over the air insulting the kicker.

"What a bum. Come on, end this fucking game. Ugh, go home already." - The random CSN production/tech/studio guy after the Richmond kicker missed what would have been a game-winning FG; the quote in case the video(s) get taken down by the time AA gets to putting up the Pammy nominees..

Your right Jfein so I would think that he is possibly out of a nominee, however I think he could be a nominee for embarassing on air gaffe with Gus Johnson and Bob Griese.

during the CBS geico halftime report

Spencer Tillman:"Tim, what's THAT"
(show crude imitation of Geico money with googly eyes)

Tim Brando: "That's the money Urban Meyer could be saving if he hadn't criticized officials"

And as Brando attempts to toss to break from the background:

Tillman:"I always feel like..."

@Jason...Physioc probably was drunk...he actually sucks, have you heard the Angels baseball telecasts he does? atrocious!