Pam Ward Chronicles: Week Twelve

Saturday, November 21, 2009



We're heading down the stretch with Pammy in the lead. Who will take the crown?

Week Twelve Announcing Schedule
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"May the shwartz be with you."- Matt Millen

"There are a lot of Grandmas and Grandpas that have never heard of Facebook."- Bob Griese
"But you do."- Dave Pasch
"(laughs)Barely"- Bob Griese
(via 49er16)

Posted by Awful Announcing at 10:45 AM

67 Comments:

Pam can't lose at this point. I don't expect Speilman to be back this season and Danielson is too far behind. I think Griese deserves an "honorable" mention for his suspension!

Joel said...
Nov 21, 2009, 11:39:00 AM  

Dave Lamont on Wednesday night game: "This man (Trent Dilfer) loves him some football."

Also, a little "Vanpeezy action" for SportsCenter.

Joe said...
Nov 21, 2009, 12:05:00 PM  

"There are a lot of Grandmas and Grandpas that have never heard of Facebook."-Bob Griese

"But you do."-Dave Pasch

"(laughs)Barely"-Griese

49er16 said...
Nov 21, 2009, 12:08:00 PM  

Kind of strange having two SEC Network games. In Charleston, we're getting both games, Alabama on Fox, and Arkansas on My.

Joe said...
Nov 21, 2009, 12:09:00 PM  

I think the math needs to be checked. Possible that week 3 results weren't included in the total. Old man Vern seems to be short 10 points.

The Blightning said...
Nov 21, 2009, 12:13:00 PM  

Ray Bentley: "I guess the linesman didn't have the heart to call that call twice."

Joe said...
Nov 21, 2009, 12:14:00 PM  

Chris Doering: "These guys are going to have to get some pads on if they want to tackle Mark Ingram today."

Joe said...
Nov 21, 2009, 12:25:00 PM  

Pam Ward (after defensive touchdowns by UNC): "They're looking like (Boston College) great white sharks."

"This is Jaws territory right now."

Joe said...
Nov 21, 2009, 12:30:00 PM  

Andre Ware: "Ryan Mallett is a kid in a candy store right now with this offense."

Joe said...
Nov 21, 2009, 12:37:00 PM  

These announcers on the Florida game are really bad.

Joe said...
Nov 21, 2009, 12:40:00 PM  

Wow McDonough and Millen got choked up when talking about Spielman. That was sad.

Nov 21, 2009, 12:49:00 PM  

"Alright guys, Alabama and Florida baswically playing scrimmages today." - Reece Davis

The Blightning said...
Nov 21, 2009, 12:56:00 PM  

Do you think Matt Millen was given a nice welcome back to Michigan?

paul said...
Nov 21, 2009, 1:22:00 PM  

Remember, Millen did the Notre Dame/Michigan game earlier in the year.

Joe said...
Nov 21, 2009, 1:45:00 PM  

"This is like a broken record right behind me." - Jim Knox reporting on all of the OU injuries.

JFein said...
Nov 21, 2009, 1:53:00 PM  

I can't believe Maryland is now leading Florida State.

Joe said...
Nov 21, 2009, 2:47:00 PM  

"There's Mark (Herzlich) with the shaved head."

-Pam Ward

(Herzlich is recovering from bone cancer and lost his hair from chemotherapy)

Birdman said...
Nov 21, 2009, 2:54:00 PM  

"You can see that interception coming from way up here." - Pam Ward

JFein said...
Nov 21, 2009, 2:56:00 PM  

"He knows where the first down markers are, unlike those New England Patriots receivers."-Pat Hayden

49er16 said...
Nov 21, 2009, 2:57:00 PM  

@ Birdman: I think that's our winner of the week!

JFein said...
Nov 21, 2009, 2:58:00 PM  

"He has good get-off on the ball."
--Matt Millen

AO said...
Nov 21, 2009, 2:58:00 PM  

"He has good get-off on the ball"- Matt Millen

Sriram said...
Nov 21, 2009, 2:58:00 PM  

"He's having a good year out there, aren't they?"
--Matt Millen

AO said...
Nov 21, 2009, 3:01:00 PM  

@ Birdman I think Pam Ward may earn a one week suspension for that stupid remark.

Jason said...
Nov 21, 2009, 3:21:00 PM  

"He had to twist his body 360 degrees to make that catch." - Mike Patrick

JFein said...
Nov 21, 2009, 3:44:00 PM  

"Andre Dixon going with the anti-male pattern baldness haircut."-Pat Hayden

"You would notice."-Tomm Hammond

"I'm jealous."-Hayden

49er16 said...
Nov 21, 2009, 3:45:00 PM  

"He's as charming and intelligent of an individual as you will ever meet, but he does not have eyes in the back of his head." - Mike Patrick

JFein said...
Nov 21, 2009, 4:00:00 PM  

" A Blocked Field Goal" Jeremy Bloom when it was a punt.

Jason said...
Nov 21, 2009, 4:10:00 PM  

Gary Danielson: "The question is, does LSU have confidence in Sheppard to pass out of the Wild Rebel formation?"
Verne Lundquist: "You meant to say Wild Tiger."
Gary Danielson: "I just call them all Wildcat, let everybody else sort it out."

AO said...
Nov 21, 2009, 4:17:00 PM  

Bob Wichhusen: "Looks like Arena Football for Virginia in this first half."

Joe said...
Nov 21, 2009, 4:19:00 PM  

The worst part of Pam's "shaved head" comment was that she had just finished telling the story of his cancer.

I guess she just didn't put 2 and 2 together.

Birdman said...
Nov 21, 2009, 4:26:00 PM  

"...the best drive Penn State has put together this year...or, this game." - Mike Patrick

TAS said...
Nov 21, 2009, 4:29:00 PM  

Poor Ron Cherry's microphone is not working well in the Clemson game. Too bad we can't get a "He's giving him the business."

Joe said...
Nov 21, 2009, 4:30:00 PM  

That Clemson game sounds like it is an interesting game.

Joe said...
Nov 21, 2009, 5:31:00 PM  

"Notre Dime, Notre Dame takes a timeout." - Tom Hammond

JFein said...
Nov 21, 2009, 5:40:00 PM  

" End of the First Quarter". Jeremy Bloom when its the end of the third quarter.

Jason said...
Nov 21, 2009, 5:45:00 PM  

Charlie Weis still has a job! At least for a few minutes as UCONN misses a FG at the end of regulation. Going to OT.

Al said...
Nov 21, 2009, 5:52:00 PM  

If there's a football god out there UCONN will win in OT. They haven't had a lot of good things happen this year, obviously.

Al said...
Nov 21, 2009, 5:56:00 PM  

"Charlie Weis' job potentially hanging in the balance." -Tom Hammond

Al said...
Nov 21, 2009, 6:03:00 PM  

"Will the drive continue here in overtime? Yes, it will." -Tom Hammond on the UCONN 3rd and short before the TD. I think Hammond thought it may have been 4th down.

UCONN wins anyway. Weis is probably out at ND now.

Al said...
Nov 21, 2009, 6:14:00 PM  

"We should also mention [UConn Running back Andre Dixon]'s running back, running mate." - Tom Hammond

JFein said...
Nov 21, 2009, 6:23:00 PM  

Mike Patrick: "Joe Paterno, as he has done so many times in his brilliant career, offering condolences at midfield to the team he just beat."

Joe said...
Nov 21, 2009, 6:47:00 PM  

Larry Vettel: "It is a picturesque day in the University City."

Joe said...
Nov 21, 2009, 6:50:00 PM  

"Chattanooga punching, rather punting..." John Saunders on the Alabama punt return TD.

How the hell is he on the Sunday 7:00 Sportscenter w/ Berman and Co.!? Awful.

Al said...
Nov 21, 2009, 6:59:00 PM  

What a stupid call by Les Miles in the LSU game.

Verne Lundquist: "Oh my gosh!" "What are they doing!"

Joe said...
Nov 21, 2009, 7:15:00 PM  

"WHAT ARE THEY DOING?"- Verne as loud as he can yell as LSU doesn't get a play, let alone FG off after the 4th and 26 Hail Mary pass was caught at the 10 w/ :01 left.

Al said...
Nov 21, 2009, 7:15:00 PM  

lol- that was unintentionally the funniest dramatic play by play announcing call this season. I love Verne- he's so funny to listen to and his laugh sounds funny too lol

Mark B said...
Nov 21, 2009, 7:18:00 PM  

Some of the stupid fans on the LSU message boards want Les Miles fired all because of that. Look what he's done with the program in the last few years.

Joe said...
Nov 21, 2009, 7:21:00 PM  

I forgot to add this as Les Miles' stupidity distracted me but on ESPN during the FSU/MD highlight on a FSU reverse for a TD:

"REVERSE!" - Rece, Lou and Mark in unison

"That's the best one we've done all season." - Rece Davis

"Unfortunately, Maryland couldn't hear us." - Lou Holtz

Al said...
Nov 21, 2009, 7:24:00 PM  

Les Miles shouldn't be fired for that...he does deserve a Pammy this week for his idiotic clock-management.

They also wasted 10-15 seconds before calling a TO on the 3rd down play.

Al said...
Nov 21, 2009, 7:27:00 PM  

"Of course, it is Florida and Georgia in the SEC Championship Game." - Mark Jones as ESPN2 reviews SEC standings before UGA/UK kickoff.

Al said...
Nov 21, 2009, 8:00:00 PM  

Todd Blackledge: "It was a good play with the left arm, but not a good play with the right arm."

Joe said...
Nov 21, 2009, 8:54:00 PM  

Mark Jones (about Stanford-Cal): "You think you'll ever see the day when the bands will come onto the field again?"

Joe said...
Nov 21, 2009, 8:55:00 PM  

Ron Franklin with a incomplete sentence (TX-KS): "He is next level competitor."

Joe said...
Nov 21, 2009, 8:58:00 PM  

Ed Cunningham (talking about Mangino): "He's got his letterman's jacket on, that's for sure."

Joe said...
Nov 21, 2009, 9:00:00 PM  

"It's so cold, I thought he was hugging himself." - Ron Franklin on Mark Mangino's coat
"He's got his letterman's jacket on." - Ed Cunningham

JFein said...
Nov 21, 2009, 9:00:00 PM  

"Do not let the rules get in the way of a great play, Ron, such a stickler." - Ed Cunningham, sarcastically.

JFein said...
Nov 21, 2009, 9:03:00 PM  

Jim Leahey (Hawaii-SJSU): "You've got Joe Paterno, then Bob-by Bowden."

Joe said...
Nov 21, 2009, 9:04:00 PM  

"I never use the word indisputable. I think the SEC has buried that forever." - Brent Musburger

The Blightning said...
Nov 21, 2009, 9:36:00 PM  

"I did not recognize that team that played Michigan today. What did they do, wire Oregon on how to look bad in a uniform?" - Brent Musburger

JFein said...
Nov 21, 2009, 9:41:00 PM  

"There's a Little Husker. Corn-fed and proud." - Brad Nessler

The Blightning said...
Nov 21, 2009, 10:01:00 PM  

"Wade had a gimme. They could have called the infield fly run on that one." - Brent Musburger

The Blightning said...
Nov 21, 2009, 10:37:00 PM  

"It's a 3 step drop and he is going to be dropped." - Ron Thulin

JFein said...
Nov 21, 2009, 10:43:00 PM  
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Alex said...
Nov 22, 2009, 12:34:00 AM  

Lou Holtz on College Football Final: Ranting about Notre Dame, "They don't want to hear you bitch and moan!"

Alex said...
Nov 22, 2009, 12:36:00 AM  

So there were multiple people in the Herzlich shot and you need to ID the person. How else would you identify the guy you were talking about - "he's the bald one?" There's no delicate way to describe it, IMHO.

T.O. said...
Nov 23, 2009, 4:47:00 PM  

AGGIE FANS ARE SUCKING FACE TONIGHT

Thanks Jesse Palmer. I haven't laughed that hard in years.

Kyle said...
Nov 26, 2009, 11:20:00 PM  

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