Pam Ward Chronicles: Week Eleven

Saturday, November 14, 2009



I'll be around for a half day today, but that shouldn't stop you from submitting quotes. We're reaching the end of the line, and Pammy looks to have this one in the bag. Who will be the one to challenge her?

Week Eleven Announcing Schedule
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Posted by Awful Announcing at 11:11 AM

55 Comments:

It's indisputably disputable. Ray Bentley

Andrew said...
Nov 14, 2009, 1:14:00 PM  

"Josh Nesbitt can throw the football. He's um......really good at throwing."-Ray Bentley

49er16 said...
Nov 14, 2009, 1:24:00 PM  

"Now you just wrap the rope around his ankles and wrist and you have him."-Ray Bentley

49er16 said...
Nov 14, 2009, 2:03:00 PM  

Doc Walker after NCST scores against Clemson:

"The Wolfpack's howlin'."

Yeah, they would be, deadbrains...especially when they play the SFX in the background on the PA system.

JamesCraven said...
Nov 14, 2009, 2:05:00 PM  

Not an announncer comment but a HUGE blown call in the Clemson/N.C. State game, Clemson fumbled and none of the officials saw it.

Replay showed the CLEM runner clearly had the ball poked out of his hands before he was down and the replay official didn't call it a fumble.

N.C. State lost a timeout to give time for the challenge, lost another since it wasn't overturned, and C.J. Spiller later scored for Clemson. Brutal.

Al said...
Nov 14, 2009, 2:22:00 PM  

"Bedford an aerospace engineering major, taking courses whose titles I cant comprehend" - Pam Ward

jgreul said...
Nov 14, 2009, 2:22:00 PM  

"Two pretty darn good football coaches there."- Steve Capt Obvious Buerelein, talking about Urban Meyer and Steve Spurrier

49er16 said...
Nov 14, 2009, 2:26:00 PM  

"November's not a good year for them." - Ron Johnson referring to Minnesota's struggles in the month of November.

fireworks said...
Nov 14, 2009, 2:27:00 PM  

Can someone tell me how a play a ref. can go back a previous play after another play has been run even though the other teams coach was trying to call a time out but was not seen by the ref. is it legal to do that in college ball

bfbeach said...
Nov 14, 2009, 3:15:00 PM  

Dave Pasch on the Mich St-Purdue "They do not bring the field goal unit out, it would be about a 65 yarder"

Nov 14, 2009, 3:28:00 PM  

"They do not bring out the field goal unit here." Dave Pasch on Purdue's 4tb down from the MSU 48.

Why the hell would they try a 65-yard field goal when converting 4th and 8 is unlikely but much more probable!?

Al said...
Nov 14, 2009, 3:28:00 PM  

Supposedly the Purdue kicker has a leg- hitting 60's in warm up; they've been blowing him all day.

Andrew said...
Nov 14, 2009, 3:33:00 PM  

I get Petros!

bspn said...
Nov 14, 2009, 3:36:00 PM  

I know they were talking about the Purdue kicker making it from 60+ in warmups. Still, they had about 15-20 seconds left which could mean 2-3 plays to get closer assuming Purdue converts the 4th down.

If it was a 55-yard FG, I could understand but nobody in the NFL has made one beyond 63 let alone anybody from college.

Al said...
Nov 14, 2009, 3:40:00 PM  

"5 WR true spread look here" - randy Cross

Thanks Capt Obvious !

jgreul said...
Nov 14, 2009, 3:41:00 PM  

"Jim Harbaugh quoted Ric Flair earlier in the week," Petros Papadakis

bspn said...
Nov 14, 2009, 3:41:00 PM  

"If he cant beat those 8 droppers, its gonna be a long day" - Danielson

jgreul said...
Nov 14, 2009, 3:48:00 PM  

"Florida in the spread" - Grandpa Verne, except UF had 2 RBs and only 2 WR's

"When he (Tebow) gets off they have no chance" - Danielson

"3rd and 3 Tebow Time, normally" - Grandpa Verne

"It was like handing a baton to a sprinter" - Daneilson on UF's TD pass expect the pass was about 20 yards

jgreul said...
Nov 14, 2009, 3:54:00 PM  

"That's his first offensive stat of the year," Petros Papadakis

bspn said...
Nov 14, 2009, 3:54:00 PM  

"Mount Rushmore of QBs at Miami" - Mark Jones

jgreul said...
Nov 14, 2009, 3:57:00 PM  

I know they had to explain the Gamecocks uniforms in their 1st possession but it's hilarious CBS introduces the South Carolina offense after Florida's possession.

Al said...
Nov 14, 2009, 3:58:00 PM  

Danielson blaming the poor throw for the PI on Florida. The defender was all the Gamecock WR's back.

Al said...
Nov 14, 2009, 4:00:00 PM  

"I bet the blimp didn't have any traffic," Barry Tomkins

bspn said...
Nov 14, 2009, 4:01:00 PM  

"It's a Bush Push" -Gary

"It's a multiple Bush Push" -Verne

On the S. Car. offensive lineman pushing the pile forward.

Al said...
Nov 14, 2009, 4:03:00 PM  

"We don't want to get behind Tebow" - Danielson saying S. Carolina's defensive coordinator told him the defense has to stay in front of Tebow when he's stepping up in the pocket.

Al said...
Nov 14, 2009, 4:21:00 PM  

"No stuff today" - Lundquist after a recap of Florida's "season of stuff" in Urban Meyer's words.

Al said...
Nov 14, 2009, 4:24:00 PM  

Danielson said "he was Bush pushed."

Jake Savage said...
Nov 14, 2009, 4:30:00 PM  

"He takes everything off the table and smashes the fine china."-Charles Arbuckle in the Boise State-Idaho game

49er16 said...
Nov 14, 2009, 4:31:00 PM  

"It will take a Idaho.....er Boise State bounce."-Todd Harris

49er16 said...
Nov 14, 2009, 4:40:00 PM  

"Percy Harvin is doing well in the frozen tundra or near the frozen tundra of Green Bay in Minnesota" -Verne on the former Gator and current Viking WR.

Al said...
Nov 14, 2009, 4:48:00 PM  

"Their defense is gassed and confused" - Damielson talking about the other USC's defense or maybe about himself

jgreul said...
Nov 14, 2009, 4:59:00 PM  

Somebody needs to tell McDonough that Hornish was hit from behind by Reutimann and that's what caused him to hit Johnson. Hornish is NOT like a hockey goon. What a doofus.

The Blightning said...
Nov 14, 2009, 5:02:00 PM  

"It's a rivalry game, let it slide."-Todd Harris in the Boise State-Idaho game.

49er16 said...
Nov 14, 2009, 5:03:00 PM  

"Tebow....and Clarence Geathers nails Jeff Demps." Verne on a hanfoff to Jeff Demps where Tebow did nothing but stand around.

Al said...
Nov 14, 2009, 5:03:00 PM  

Both Florida and the other USC have used all of their timeouts and there's still 3 minutes left in the 1st half!

No wonder every other 3:30 game is either at halftime already or in the second half (Iowa-Ohio St).

Al said...
Nov 14, 2009, 5:11:00 PM  

"It's a hairline" -Danielson on how close the Gamecocks WR's foot was to being out of bounds on the TD. And technically Boise St./Idaho has about :20 left in the half but this game is slow.

Al said...
Nov 14, 2009, 5:15:00 PM  

"At that point everybody thought they were going back to being Notre Dame." - Randy Cross on Navy's 07 win over ND

Wrong !

And 3:25 left in 3rd

jgreul said...
Nov 14, 2009, 5:27:00 PM  

"He threw a McBullet to McNutt" - Sean McDoughnah

InterPlace55 said...
Nov 14, 2009, 5:42:00 PM  

"The most celebrated concussion of the 2009 season" -Verne on Tebow's injury from the Kentucky game.

This was right after Tebow was hit and landed on his head.

Al said...
Nov 14, 2009, 5:50:00 PM  

Verne sounded like a Florida fan on that punt return when the Gators threw an illegal block. He was so excited and then dejected.

Al said...
Nov 14, 2009, 5:59:00 PM  

"He's got a strong leg...but not accurate tonight." Gary as Sturgis for FLA misses his 2nd 50+ yard FG attempt in the game.

Al said...
Nov 14, 2009, 6:06:00 PM  

South Carolina just stuffed Tebow on 4th down and inches.

Al said...
Nov 14, 2009, 6:15:00 PM  

"We just wanted to fill your Saturday evening with a little bit of drah-MA (drama)." Verne desperately trying to sound hip throwing to commercial.

And Iowa just tied Ohio St. on a Vandenberg to McNutt touchdown, 24-24.

Al said...
Nov 14, 2009, 6:25:00 PM  

"Rather Tebowesque play by Garcia there."- Danielson, and on the next play, Garcia goes back to being Garcia by overthrowing his receiver

jgreul said...
Nov 14, 2009, 6:30:00 PM  

"Oh, my." Gary on Justin Traddou's INT on a tipped pass. Gary, you are not Dick Enberg.

Okay, I know Danielson didn't mean it that way, 10-14 point swing way as Tebow just scored on a run, 24-14 Gators.

Al said...
Nov 14, 2009, 6:35:00 PM  

"The people that are still here are slack-jawwed and dumbfounded," Petros Papadakis

bspn said...
Nov 14, 2009, 6:36:00 PM  

"The biggest question buzzing on the internet is...did they quit?" Petros Papadakis

bspn said...
Nov 14, 2009, 6:37:00 PM  

"Cinderella just turned into a pumpkin." -Matt Millen on the Iowa QB Vandenberg taking a brutal sack leading to 4th and 26 and a INT in overtime.

Al said...
Nov 14, 2009, 6:41:00 PM  

"And right there, Cinderella just turned into a pumpkin"

-Matt Millen

Greg Boyce said...
Nov 14, 2009, 6:42:00 PM  

So Brian Griese is calling games for ABC/ESPN now? I think it'll only be a matter of time before they pair him up with Bob to form a father/son announcing team.

walnuts said...
Nov 14, 2009, 7:01:00 PM  

Sean McDoughnah seemed pretty excited on the call of Iowa/Ohio State unlike Joe Buck would have been.

ifiok2567 said...
Nov 14, 2009, 7:13:00 PM  

CBS is actually running postgame after the Florida/South Carolina game ran over time? I'm shocked.

ifiok2567 said...
Nov 14, 2009, 7:15:00 PM  

brad nessler and blackledge just had a pull my finger discussion in the bama game

661 said...
Nov 14, 2009, 7:25:00 PM  

Bob Davie: "You just can't take a sack on 1st down".... Really, Bob? Isn't that the best down to take a sack on?

stewart said...
Nov 14, 2009, 8:27:00 PM  

"The completion all the way out to midfield, to the 53 yard line." Mark Jones in the Georgia-Auburn game

Robert Bruce said...
Nov 14, 2009, 9:19:00 PM  

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