Pam Ward Chronicles: Week Nine
Saturday, October 31, 2009
Sorry for the delay in getting the post up, the weather has wrecked havoc on my internet and cable. We should be good to go though...
Week Nine Announcing Schedule
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"As long as it's Florida/Alabama and Texas, it'll be a non-controversial BCS championship."- Bob Davie
"Hung over from the vapors of success."- Mark Jones
"They were up 28-3 last week, but that was a little deceiving because they got up so fast" - Bob Davie
"Where's the pips? They look like Gladys Knight on the sideline."- Mark Jones
"That must be jelly, because jam doesn't shake that way."- Mark Jones
"Oh boy, he pulled out the jelly jam reference."- Bob Davie
"For the first time in his career at Georgia, Tebow did not speak to the media after the game."- Verne Lundquist
"A loss of five.....no a gain of five."- Terry Gannon
"The guy who makes the tackle there, that's the running back's defender." - Craig James
"When I was young, my grandmother made me a Mr. Peanut costume." - Mike Patrick
"They say we should talk more like a Mime."- Terry Gannon
"Eight's not half of 29. It's half of 16, which is half of 29." - Craig James
"Wait a minute. I flunked art but I didn't flunk vision"- Matt Millen while trying to use the telestrator
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Chris Fowler: "Wisconsin is still playing varsity football against Purdue."
Bob Davie: "Upsetting Iowa tonight would make the Hoosiers the biggest story in college football."
It's 11:04 in the morning there.
Big tribute for Jasper Howard in Connecticut.
Rob Stone says that Terrence Cody can take down a Hershey's factory in candy.
"The also scored going into the wind."-Bob Davie, talking about Indiana
Here's the deal though with that drive. Indiana only threw the ball a couple of times, so the wind would have never affected their running game.
Ray Bentley: "I think that Joey Elliott is the best QB in the Big Ten." He's thrown 14 touchdowns and 10 interceptions.
Dave Neal: "Whoa, what a scare on Halloween day for the Ole Miss Rebels."
Andre Ware: "Oh, this is SEC football at it's best."
"As long as it's Florida/Alabama and Texas, it'll be a non-controversial BCS championship."- Bob Davie
I beg to differ. He's forgetting about Cincinnati, USC, Iowa,.......
Indiana is suprising Iowa during this first quarter.
Bob Davie: "He had to come down to the left arm there."
Gene Chizik: "We're not going to reinvent the wheel."
A lot of empty seats in Auburn.
Pam Ward: "They're going to throw on 4th and 2?"
Ray Bentley: "You can't show that emotion, and penalize your team."
Ray Bentley: "Danny Hope reading the Riot Act out to Valentin."
"Hung over from the vapors of success."-Mark Jones
That's what I told my dad after my Senior prom.
"If you told me you recruited in South Dakota, then I know you were telling me a Halloween story."-Mark Jones to Bob Davie
Announcer on Raycom FSU/NCST game about FSU LB Dekoda Watson: "I like the way Chuck Amato gave him a blow."
"Think Bill Lynch had some coffee this mourning?"-Mark Jones
"Lynch looks like he's ready to jack somebody up."-Jones
No gum throws by Lynch yet.
Not an announcer, but Mike Hogewood interviewed Bobby Bowden at halftime and asked him what he would tell his team and Bobby said, "This is going to be a game of turnovers, without turnovers this would be a tie ballgame."
Eh, the game is tied at 21 going into the half.
Coastal Carolina just made an interception against Clemson.
Will Merritt (Clemson analyst): "DeAndre McDaniel was coming in like a heat-seeking missile on that play."
"McNutt the former quarterback, looking like a legitament receiver."-Mark Jones
"Stanzi has a man wide open... Intercepted!" - Mark Jones
"They were up 28-3 last week, but that was a little deceiving because they got up so fast" - Bob Davie
"Where's the pips? They look like Gladys Knight on the sideline."-Mark Jones
Ryan Rose: "Jackson punches up the extra point."
Every Clemson home game this year has been played in the rain.
Ryan Rose: "A spooky and muggy Saturday Halloween afternoon."
Pam Ward: "It is an epidemic of the drops."
Chris Spielman: "That is just mindblowing."
Bob Davie: "Bone, bone, bone, bone. Touchdown."
"Iowa's game plan is not going according..to plan." -Bob Davie in the 2nd quarter
Baseball wants replay after what is happening with the calls in the IU-Iowa game. Three replays, three wrong results.
My God, they got a replay review correct.
Stan Lewter (Clemson-Coastal Carolina color): "It don't get better than this."
Big game for Auburn, if they hold on. There's still a long way to go.
Darren Goldwater (Citadel play-by-play): "About a :17 differential between the play clock and the game clock." (in the 3rd quarter)
"Honestly, the wind must have affected the decision-making of the quarterbacks too." - Bob Davie
"That must be jelly, because jam doesn't shake that way."-Mark Jones
"Oh boy, he pulled out the jelly jam reference."-Bob Davie
"This is like Poultry in motion."-Mark Jones
They were showing a guy in a chicken costume in the crowd.
"Oh boy."-Bob Davie
"Hey, I had to try."-Mark Jones
Davie sounds annoyed by Jones and it's making giggle a little bit.
"I think they're a good team and they're well-coached, but they've had some collapses."-Bob Davie talking about Indiana.
Their not well-coached if this is their third collapse of the season.
listening to Davies blather as the Hoosiers blew the lead made me change channels
Big win for Florida State. They really needed that.
IU may have still lost in the end, but the zebras turned momentum of that game.
Great game between NCST and FSU.
"Florida running in sand inside the 20 this year" - Grandpa Verne
And now... on to the weekly Verne and Gary show.
Bob Wischusen: "1st and 10 and right back to the air for Jacory Harris"
It was the 2nd play of the game and the first play was an end-around.
"Muggy here. More like Miami weather" - Wischusen at Miami/Wake,
game at Wake, then crowd shot shows people in sweatshirts
"Two years ago Tebow played this game with a bruised shoulder, today it is wounded pride" - Crazy Uncle Gary
"Urban Meyer says weve seen your black hats and raise you one" - Grandpa Verne, after UF scores TD,
"Mike Martin, he's the other defensive end..." as they show Mike Martin's picture and list him at Nose Tackle. Which he is.
"They like Halloween here."-David Norrie, during the ASU-Cal game
Of course they like Halloween in Tempe Arizona. They all get hammered.
"For the first time in his career at Georgia, Tebow did not speak to the media after the game". - Verne
"A loss of five.....no a gain of five."-Terry Gannon
Ryan Rose (CCU-Clemson play-by-play): "Holy Nintendo. We've got Mario and Luigi here. It is Halloween here."
"The guy who makes the tackle there, that's the running back's defender." - Craig James
"That's not a two-day beard."-Terry Gannon, talking about Cal's Kevin Riley growing a beard.
"poor throw there" - Crazy Uncle Gary after pass from Tebow hits Brandon James in the HANDS
Gary Danielson repeatedly blames Tebow for a pass that landed in Brandon James' hands and he dropped. He was all alone without a defender within five yards. Yet this idiot blamed Tebow, then said the sun was in his eyes, and then again said it was a "poor throw" by Tebow even though it was a perfect spiral and a quick pass because James was so wide open...and it was Tebow's first incompletion.
I'm not a Tebow fanatic but...you suck Danielson!
Dude, the pass was behind him, to the point that he has to stop his route. If he had led him, in other words thrown it 10 yards deeper, it would have been a TD. I hate Danielson too, but...
"When I was young, my grandmother made me a Mr. Peanut costume." - Mike Patrick
"This is a pass route tossing 101 play-action." - Danielson
"Do they worship the Devil down here?"-David Norrie
"The refereee talking to Tebow and the GA defensive captain" - Danileson
Couldnt you at least read the name on the back of the jersey, or look at the roster to find his name. Go back to the WWL (alleged) and join the rest of the Little 11 shills
"They say we should talk more like a Mime."-Terry Gannon
What?
"Florida uses one of their three timeouts. That means they have two left". - Danielson
Haha. Right before halftime.
Verne is like "What's it called...slingvision?"
Gary - "You mean slingbox!"
Verne - "See I'm catching on."
"And by definition, indisputable means no question." - Mike Patrick
"Your voice sounds OK, must not be doing enough yelling" - Lindsay Soto to TCU coach Gary Patterson at halftime. Patterson did sound like he had a cold, very hoarse
Mike Patrick: "Juice, the last six drives, nothing. Actually, less than nothing."
Michigan just got screwed (musta flow in the IU-Iowa zebras). The third down play, which for some reason WASN'T reviewed, was a touchdown.
"This won't put their dobber in the dirt." - Craig James
"AJ Green how do you get him more involved ?" - tracy Wolfson
"Throw it to him more" - GA coach Mark Richt
Thanks Capt Obvious !
"FL lines up in I formation" - Danielson, except for the fact that the fullback was lining up to the left of Tebow, so that is NOT an I formation. I formation is TWO backs lined up behind QB.
How much is CBS paying this clown ?
"Eight's not half of 29. It's half of 16, which is half of 29." - Craig James
Gary Danielson is annoying, as he doesn't like to shut up.
"What was that?"-Terry Gannon
It was just a guy dressed up in a Banana costume.
Randy Cross: "They have to go for it here." during a fourth down play upcoming for Navy with 2:00 in the 4th quarter and the team down by 3.
mike patrick- if ur michigan u already went trick-or-treating, and ur bag is empty
I think it was Craig James: "Well, 8 is not half of 29, but it's half of 16, which is half of 29." about 10 min to go in the Mich-Illinois game.
Ed Cunningham talking about Texas Tech players: "Who is that dude?" About some RB for Texas Tech.
It's ridiculous why Notre Dame is doing a game in San Antonio, a home game at that, and putting it at night.
They think they'll increase ratings.
According to NBC's graphic, Clausen's completion percentage is 645.2% No wonder he's a Heisman candidate.
"13 straight. I love that number on Halloween."-Tom Hammond
I dont which uniform looks more ridiculous Tenesee's or the Canadiens wearing their barber pole throwback(up) uniforms.
Tennessee's. They are worse than anything Oregon has ever worn.
@ Joe: They are doing it to look good for the BCS. They actually have the balls to play a PAC-10 team at a neutral field! This is unbelieveable courage!
Wait.....they are playing Washington State? The worst team in the conference? Oh....my....what a pity.....no one could have known that they would be so bad this year. After all, what have the past few years told us about Washington State?
Notre Dame should really be re-named Notre Pussy....
"The jack o'lantern in the middle much better looking than the two on the outside" - Brad Nessler, picture of 3 pumpkins EA was one in middle Nessler and Blackledge outside ones
"the best thing to happen to OK St is they became a team" - Matt Millen on Dez Bryant's suspension
"Chip Kelly and Oregon will be coming to bat when we come back."-Musberger
If you haven't heard of him before, you certainly will by the end of the night. Jeremiah Masoli is perhaps the most underrated quarterback in the Pac 10. -- Musberger...
it was my understanding that Masoli was preseason 1st team all pac 10....
"Wait a minute. I flunked are but I didn't flunk vision" from Matt Millen while trying to use the telestrator.
Shit - should be "I flunked art". Sorry for the typo
Off topic, but in the Spurs NBA game, there was a live bat in the arena delaying the game and Manu Ginobli just reached up and grabbed it and killed it.
They're saying on some of the message boards that Sean McDonough is a really bad announcer tonight, as he's stuck with Matt Millen.
Todd Ellis (South Carolina announcer): "With the wet balls tonight, they're having trouble putting the ball down."
Kevin Durant is at the Texas / Oklahoma State game rooting for the Longhorns. Surprised he is a Longhorn fan...he was only a student there for 6 months
Musburger just called Barkley for USC "Bradford.". Haha
Wendy Nix in agreement regarding the Texas pick with Robert Smith and Todd McShay.
"It's a Threesome, right?"
Sean McDonough - (Colt McCoy) comes out to his roommate Jordan Shipley