Pam Ward Chronicles: Week Nine

Saturday, October 31, 2009



Sorry for the delay in getting the post up, the weather has wrecked havoc on my internet and cable. We should be good to go though...

Week Nine Announcing Schedule
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"As long as it's Florida/Alabama and Texas, it'll be a non-controversial BCS championship."- Bob Davie

"Hung over from the vapors of success."- Mark Jones

"They were up 28-3 last week, but that was a little deceiving because they got up so fast" - Bob Davie

"Where's the pips? They look like Gladys Knight on the sideline."- Mark Jones

"That must be jelly, because jam doesn't shake that way."- Mark Jones
"Oh boy, he pulled out the jelly jam reference."- Bob Davie

"For the first time in his career at Georgia, Tebow did not speak to the media after the game."- Verne Lundquist

"A loss of five.....no a gain of five."- Terry Gannon

"The guy who makes the tackle there, that's the running back's defender." - Craig James

"When I was young, my grandmother made me a Mr. Peanut costume." - Mike Patrick

"They say we should talk more like a Mime."- Terry Gannon

"Eight's not half of 29. It's half of 16, which is half of 29." - Craig James

"Wait a minute. I flunked art but I didn't flunk vision"- Matt Millen while trying to use the telestrator

Posted by Awful Announcing at 11:53 AM

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Joe said...
Oct 31, 2009, 11:57:00 AM  

Chris Fowler: "Wisconsin is still playing varsity football against Purdue."

Joe said...
Oct 31, 2009, 11:58:00 AM  

Bob Davie: "Upsetting Iowa tonight would make the Hoosiers the biggest story in college football."

It's 11:04 in the morning there.

Joe said...
Oct 31, 2009, 12:04:00 PM  

Big tribute for Jasper Howard in Connecticut.

Joe said...
Oct 31, 2009, 12:09:00 PM  

Rob Stone says that Terrence Cody can take down a Hershey's factory in candy.

Joe said...
Oct 31, 2009, 12:13:00 PM  

"The also scored going into the wind."-Bob Davie, talking about Indiana

Here's the deal though with that drive. Indiana only threw the ball a couple of times, so the wind would have never affected their running game.

49er16 said...
Oct 31, 2009, 12:18:00 PM  

Ray Bentley: "I think that Joey Elliott is the best QB in the Big Ten." He's thrown 14 touchdowns and 10 interceptions.

Joe said...
Oct 31, 2009, 12:19:00 PM  

Dave Neal: "Whoa, what a scare on Halloween day for the Ole Miss Rebels."

Andre Ware: "Oh, this is SEC football at it's best."

Joe said...
Oct 31, 2009, 12:25:00 PM  

"As long as it's Florida/Alabama and Texas, it'll be a non-controversial BCS championship."- Bob Davie

I beg to differ. He's forgetting about Cincinnati, USC, Iowa,.......

49er16 said...
Oct 31, 2009, 12:34:00 PM  

Indiana is suprising Iowa during this first quarter.

Bob Davie: "He had to come down to the left arm there."

Joe said...
Oct 31, 2009, 12:34:00 PM  

Gene Chizik: "We're not going to reinvent the wheel."

A lot of empty seats in Auburn.

Joe said...
Oct 31, 2009, 12:37:00 PM  

Pam Ward: "They're going to throw on 4th and 2?"

Ray Bentley: "You can't show that emotion, and penalize your team."

Joe said...
Oct 31, 2009, 12:50:00 PM  

Ray Bentley: "Danny Hope reading the Riot Act out to Valentin."

Joe said...
Oct 31, 2009, 12:51:00 PM  

"Hung over from the vapors of success."-Mark Jones

That's what I told my dad after my Senior prom.

49er16 said...
Oct 31, 2009, 1:04:00 PM  

"If you told me you recruited in South Dakota, then I know you were telling me a Halloween story."-Mark Jones to Bob Davie

49er16 said...
Oct 31, 2009, 1:12:00 PM  

Announcer on Raycom FSU/NCST game about FSU LB Dekoda Watson: "I like the way Chuck Amato gave him a blow."

Pic said...
Oct 31, 2009, 1:21:00 PM  

"Think Bill Lynch had some coffee this mourning?"-Mark Jones

"Lynch looks like he's ready to jack somebody up."-Jones

No gum throws by Lynch yet.

49er16 said...
Oct 31, 2009, 1:31:00 PM  

Not an announcer, but Mike Hogewood interviewed Bobby Bowden at halftime and asked him what he would tell his team and Bobby said, "This is going to be a game of turnovers, without turnovers this would be a tie ballgame."

Eh, the game is tied at 21 going into the half.

Ted said...
Oct 31, 2009, 1:44:00 PM  

Coastal Carolina just made an interception against Clemson.

Joe said...
Oct 31, 2009, 1:44:00 PM  

Will Merritt (Clemson analyst): "DeAndre McDaniel was coming in like a heat-seeking missile on that play."

Joe said...
Oct 31, 2009, 1:48:00 PM  

"McNutt the former quarterback, looking like a legitament receiver."-Mark Jones

49er16 said...
Oct 31, 2009, 1:54:00 PM  

"Stanzi has a man wide open... Intercepted!" - Mark Jones

Dre said...
Oct 31, 2009, 1:57:00 PM  

"They were up 28-3 last week, but that was a little deceiving because they got up so fast" - Bob Davie

The Blightning said...
Oct 31, 2009, 1:57:00 PM  

"Where's the pips? They look like Gladys Knight on the sideline."-Mark Jones

49er16 said...
Oct 31, 2009, 2:01:00 PM  

Ryan Rose: "Jackson punches up the extra point."

Joe said...
Oct 31, 2009, 2:01:00 PM  

Every Clemson home game this year has been played in the rain.

Joe said...
Oct 31, 2009, 2:05:00 PM  

Ryan Rose: "A spooky and muggy Saturday Halloween afternoon."

Joe said...
Oct 31, 2009, 2:10:00 PM  

Pam Ward: "It is an epidemic of the drops."

Chris Spielman: "That is just mindblowing."

Joe said...
Oct 31, 2009, 2:11:00 PM  

Bob Davie: "Bone, bone, bone, bone. Touchdown."

Joe said...
Oct 31, 2009, 2:11:00 PM  

"Iowa's game plan is not going according..to plan." -Bob Davie in the 2nd quarter

Brian said...
Oct 31, 2009, 2:16:00 PM  

Baseball wants replay after what is happening with the calls in the IU-Iowa game. Three replays, three wrong results.

The Blightning said...
Oct 31, 2009, 2:19:00 PM  

My God, they got a replay review correct.

The Blightning said...
Oct 31, 2009, 2:33:00 PM  

Stan Lewter (Clemson-Coastal Carolina color): "It don't get better than this."

Joe said...
Oct 31, 2009, 2:46:00 PM  

Big game for Auburn, if they hold on. There's still a long way to go.

Joe said...
Oct 31, 2009, 3:05:00 PM  

Darren Goldwater (Citadel play-by-play): "About a :17 differential between the play clock and the game clock." (in the 3rd quarter)

Joe said...
Oct 31, 2009, 3:07:00 PM  

"Honestly, the wind must have affected the decision-making of the quarterbacks too." - Bob Davie

The Blightning said...
Oct 31, 2009, 3:15:00 PM  

"That must be jelly, because jam doesn't shake that way."-Mark Jones

"Oh boy, he pulled out the jelly jam reference."-Bob Davie

49er16 said...
Oct 31, 2009, 3:16:00 PM  
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Ted McCarver said...
Oct 31, 2009, 3:19:00 PM  

"This is like Poultry in motion."-Mark Jones

They were showing a guy in a chicken costume in the crowd.

"Oh boy."-Bob Davie

"Hey, I had to try."-Mark Jones

Davie sounds annoyed by Jones and it's making giggle a little bit.

49er16 said...
Oct 31, 2009, 3:19:00 PM  

"I think they're a good team and they're well-coached, but they've had some collapses."-Bob Davie talking about Indiana.

Their not well-coached if this is their third collapse of the season.

49er16 said...
Oct 31, 2009, 3:26:00 PM  

listening to Davies blather as the Hoosiers blew the lead made me change channels

Oct 31, 2009, 3:29:00 PM  

Big win for Florida State. They really needed that.

Joe said...
Oct 31, 2009, 3:33:00 PM  

IU may have still lost in the end, but the zebras turned momentum of that game.

The Blightning said...
Oct 31, 2009, 3:34:00 PM  

Great game between NCST and FSU.

"Florida running in sand inside the 20 this year" - Grandpa Verne

jgreul said...
Oct 31, 2009, 3:38:00 PM  

And now... on to the weekly Verne and Gary show.

The Blightning said...
Oct 31, 2009, 3:38:00 PM  

Bob Wischusen: "1st and 10 and right back to the air for Jacory Harris"

It was the 2nd play of the game and the first play was an end-around.

Ted said...
Oct 31, 2009, 3:40:00 PM  

"Muggy here. More like Miami weather" - Wischusen at Miami/Wake,
game at Wake, then crowd shot shows people in sweatshirts

"Two years ago Tebow played this game with a bruised shoulder, today it is wounded pride" - Crazy Uncle Gary

"Urban Meyer says weve seen your black hats and raise you one" - Grandpa Verne, after UF scores TD,

jgreul said...
Oct 31, 2009, 3:45:00 PM  

"Mike Martin, he's the other defensive end..." as they show Mike Martin's picture and list him at Nose Tackle. Which he is.

Ryan Mock said...
Oct 31, 2009, 3:52:00 PM  

"They like Halloween here."-David Norrie, during the ASU-Cal game

Of course they like Halloween in Tempe Arizona. They all get hammered.

49er16 said...
Oct 31, 2009, 3:55:00 PM  

"For the first time in his career at Georgia, Tebow did not speak to the media after the game". - Verne

The Blightning said...
Oct 31, 2009, 4:02:00 PM  

"A loss of five.....no a gain of five."-Terry Gannon

49er16 said...
Oct 31, 2009, 4:03:00 PM  

Ryan Rose (CCU-Clemson play-by-play): "Holy Nintendo. We've got Mario and Luigi here. It is Halloween here."

Joe said...
Oct 31, 2009, 4:04:00 PM  

"The guy who makes the tackle there, that's the running back's defender." - Craig James

The Blightning said...
Oct 31, 2009, 4:08:00 PM  

"That's not a two-day beard."-Terry Gannon, talking about Cal's Kevin Riley growing a beard.

49er16 said...
Oct 31, 2009, 4:09:00 PM  

"poor throw there" - Crazy Uncle Gary after pass from Tebow hits Brandon James in the HANDS

jgreul said...
Oct 31, 2009, 4:15:00 PM  

Gary Danielson repeatedly blames Tebow for a pass that landed in Brandon James' hands and he dropped. He was all alone without a defender within five yards. Yet this idiot blamed Tebow, then said the sun was in his eyes, and then again said it was a "poor throw" by Tebow even though it was a perfect spiral and a quick pass because James was so wide open...and it was Tebow's first incompletion.

I'm not a Tebow fanatic but...you suck Danielson!

Illpolo said...
Oct 31, 2009, 4:23:00 PM  

Dude, the pass was behind him, to the point that he has to stop his route. If he had led him, in other words thrown it 10 yards deeper, it would have been a TD. I hate Danielson too, but...

The Blightning said...
Oct 31, 2009, 4:27:00 PM  

"When I was young, my grandmother made me a Mr. Peanut costume." - Mike Patrick

fireworks said...
Oct 31, 2009, 4:32:00 PM  

"This is a pass route tossing 101 play-action." - Danielson

The Blightning said...
Oct 31, 2009, 4:34:00 PM  

"Do they worship the Devil down here?"-David Norrie

49er16 said...
Oct 31, 2009, 4:46:00 PM  

"The refereee talking to Tebow and the GA defensive captain" - Danileson

Couldnt you at least read the name on the back of the jersey, or look at the roster to find his name. Go back to the WWL (alleged) and join the rest of the Little 11 shills

jgreul said...
Oct 31, 2009, 4:49:00 PM  

"They say we should talk more like a Mime."-Terry Gannon

What?

49er16 said...
Oct 31, 2009, 4:53:00 PM  

"Florida uses one of their three timeouts. That means they have two left". - Danielson

The Blightning said...
Oct 31, 2009, 5:02:00 PM  

Haha. Right before halftime.

Verne is like "What's it called...slingvision?"

Gary - "You mean slingbox!"

Verne - "See I'm catching on."

wlaw422 said...
Oct 31, 2009, 5:10:00 PM  

"And by definition, indisputable means no question." - Mike Patrick

The Blightning said...
Oct 31, 2009, 5:21:00 PM  

"Your voice sounds OK, must not be doing enough yelling" - Lindsay Soto to TCU coach Gary Patterson at halftime. Patterson did sound like he had a cold, very hoarse

jgreul said...
Oct 31, 2009, 5:24:00 PM  

Mike Patrick: "Juice, the last six drives, nothing. Actually, less than nothing."

Joe said...
Oct 31, 2009, 5:25:00 PM  

Michigan just got screwed (musta flow in the IU-Iowa zebras). The third down play, which for some reason WASN'T reviewed, was a touchdown.

The Blightning said...
Oct 31, 2009, 5:32:00 PM  

"This won't put their dobber in the dirt." - Craig James

The Blightning said...
Oct 31, 2009, 5:33:00 PM  

"AJ Green how do you get him more involved ?" - tracy Wolfson

"Throw it to him more" - GA coach Mark Richt

Thanks Capt Obvious !

"FL lines up in I formation" - Danielson, except for the fact that the fullback was lining up to the left of Tebow, so that is NOT an I formation. I formation is TWO backs lined up behind QB.

How much is CBS paying this clown ?

jgreul said...
Oct 31, 2009, 5:43:00 PM  

"Eight's not half of 29. It's half of 16, which is half of 29." - Craig James

TAS said...
Oct 31, 2009, 6:10:00 PM  

Gary Danielson is annoying, as he doesn't like to shut up.

Joe said...
Oct 31, 2009, 6:10:00 PM  

"What was that?"-Terry Gannon

It was just a guy dressed up in a Banana costume.

49er16 said...
Oct 31, 2009, 6:14:00 PM  

Randy Cross: "They have to go for it here." during a fourth down play upcoming for Navy with 2:00 in the 4th quarter and the team down by 3.

mj15 said...
Oct 31, 2009, 6:37:00 PM  

mike patrick- if ur michigan u already went trick-or-treating, and ur bag is empty

jasnnn said...
Oct 31, 2009, 6:40:00 PM  

I think it was Craig James: "Well, 8 is not half of 29, but it's half of 16, which is half of 29." about 10 min to go in the Mich-Illinois game.

Tyler said...
Oct 31, 2009, 6:55:00 PM  

Ed Cunningham talking about Texas Tech players: "Who is that dude?" About some RB for Texas Tech.

Joe said...
Oct 31, 2009, 7:00:00 PM  

It's ridiculous why Notre Dame is doing a game in San Antonio, a home game at that, and putting it at night.

They think they'll increase ratings.

Joe said...
Oct 31, 2009, 7:35:00 PM  

According to NBC's graphic, Clausen's completion percentage is 645.2% No wonder he's a Heisman candidate.

The Blightning said...
Oct 31, 2009, 7:47:00 PM  

"13 straight. I love that number on Halloween."-Tom Hammond

49er16 said...
Oct 31, 2009, 7:53:00 PM  

I dont which uniform looks more ridiculous Tenesee's or the Canadiens wearing their barber pole throwback(up) uniforms.

jgreul said...
Oct 31, 2009, 8:06:00 PM  

Tennessee's. They are worse than anything Oregon has ever worn.

The Blightning said...
Oct 31, 2009, 8:13:00 PM  

@ Joe: They are doing it to look good for the BCS. They actually have the balls to play a PAC-10 team at a neutral field! This is unbelieveable courage!

Wait.....they are playing Washington State? The worst team in the conference? Oh....my....what a pity.....no one could have known that they would be so bad this year. After all, what have the past few years told us about Washington State?

Notre Dame should really be re-named Notre Pussy....

JFein said...
Oct 31, 2009, 8:18:00 PM  

"The jack o'lantern in the middle much better looking than the two on the outside" - Brad Nessler, picture of 3 pumpkins EA was one in middle Nessler and Blackledge outside ones

jgreul said...
Oct 31, 2009, 8:21:00 PM  

"the best thing to happen to OK St is they became a team" - Matt Millen on Dez Bryant's suspension

jgreul said...
Oct 31, 2009, 8:23:00 PM  

"Chip Kelly and Oregon will be coming to bat when we come back."-Musberger

49er16 said...
Oct 31, 2009, 8:27:00 PM  

If you haven't heard of him before, you certainly will by the end of the night. Jeremiah Masoli is perhaps the most underrated quarterback in the Pac 10. -- Musberger...


it was my understanding that Masoli was preseason 1st team all pac 10....

Tyler said...
Oct 31, 2009, 8:48:00 PM  

"Wait a minute. I flunked are but I didn't flunk vision" from Matt Millen while trying to use the telestrator.

The Blightning said...
Oct 31, 2009, 9:02:00 PM  

Shit - should be "I flunked art". Sorry for the typo

The Blightning said...
Oct 31, 2009, 9:03:00 PM  

Off topic, but in the Spurs NBA game, there was a live bat in the arena delaying the game and Manu Ginobli just reached up and grabbed it and killed it.

Ted said...
Oct 31, 2009, 9:29:00 PM  

They're saying on some of the message boards that Sean McDonough is a really bad announcer tonight, as he's stuck with Matt Millen.

Joe said...
Oct 31, 2009, 9:29:00 PM  

Todd Ellis (South Carolina announcer): "With the wet balls tonight, they're having trouble putting the ball down."

Joe said...
Oct 31, 2009, 9:52:00 PM  

Kevin Durant is at the Texas / Oklahoma State game rooting for the Longhorns. Surprised he is a Longhorn fan...he was only a student there for 6 months

Dazzle said...
Oct 31, 2009, 9:53:00 PM  

Musburger just called Barkley for USC "Bradford.". Haha

Dazzle said...
Oct 31, 2009, 9:54:00 PM  
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FredEx said...
Oct 31, 2009, 11:36:00 PM  

Wendy Nix in agreement regarding the Texas pick with Robert Smith and Todd McShay.

"It's a Threesome, right?"

AKA BC said...
Nov 1, 2009, 10:30:00 PM  

Sean McDonough - (Colt McCoy) comes out to his roommate Jordan Shipley

David said...
Nov 2, 2009, 12:34:00 PM  

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