Pam Ward Chronicles: Week Seven

Saturday, October 17, 2009



Back again for a full day of Pammy goodness. See you all at noon....

Week Seven Announcing Schedule
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"You're looking pretty good for an old guy."- Pam Ward to Ray Bentley

"The tight end did an outstanding job in the hole." - Brent Musburger (via JFein)

"The gameplan working perfectly for Northwestern so far. With no points to show for it."- Pam Ward

"They are just dialed in on #8, Jeremy Shockely, er, Jordan Shipley." - Kirk Herbstreit (via JFein)

"Herbie, let's call this the Red River Fistfight."- Brent Musburger (via 49er)

"You can't advance on the muff."- Kirk Herbstreit

"Let's take a look at our first half staff.....uhh....stats."- Pam Ward

"Nagurski that is a great word for a linebacker."- Brent Musberger (via Jason)

Sorry Brent, Nagurski was a D Tackle and Fullback.

"Of course the solution of all of this would be a playoff."- Pam Ward
"Don't get me started."- Ray Bentley
"Don't hold your breath. You'll be dead real soon."- Pam Ward

Pammy being a little grim, but actually made me laugh.

"On the second series of the day, he only played two series."- Brent Musberger (via BSPN)

"You're from Syracuse, and they have a great college hockey legacy, you know."- Eddie Robinson Jr. (via Joe....'Cuse has no hockey team)

"And it's a touchdown! No, it's out of bounds! - Verne Lundquist
"Actually they're going to call a hold on it." - Gary Danielson

"I thought he could have thrown it higher, but he could not have thrown it any better." - Gary Danielson (via JFein)

" A lot of people with there protractors out, trying to project"- David Norrie (via BSPN)

"It's a wildcat, with a 250 pound cat."- Gary Danielson on Tebow

"It's like dial-up modem versus high-speed Internet."- Pat Haden, after McKnight's big run (via Benne)

"Pete Carroll with an overactive competitive thyroid."- Pat Haden (via BSPN)

"It's gotta be undisputed visual evidence, not video."- Todd Harris

"A long wait on this review."- Tom Hammond
"Has it gone all the way to the Supreme Court?"- Pat Haden
(via Benne)

"Looking for a sweep tonight at Yankee Stadium as his beloved Yankees take on the Anaheim Angels!"- Todd Harris

Posted by Awful Announcing at 10:54 AM

156 Comments:

Not a quote per se, but the GameDay crew and Mark Cuban talking over the "Star Spangled Banner" as they're making their prediction on UT-OU.

Mr. Roof Broom said...
Oct 17, 2009, 11:59:00 AM  

"Dumped by a handfull of Badgers."-Dave Pasch

49er16 said...
Oct 17, 2009, 12:07:00 PM  

And a last thing, everyone calls it the "it" factor, Bradford makes plays and is always the catalyst in this Texas Offense - Kirk Herbstreit

InterPlace55 said...
Oct 17, 2009, 12:08:00 PM  

Wow....Bradford out again.

Oct 17, 2009, 12:24:00 PM  

"The tight end did an outstanding job in the hole." - Brent Musburger

JFein said...
Oct 17, 2009, 12:33:00 PM  

Texas keeps gifting OU with dumb penalties.

Lord Benne said...
Oct 17, 2009, 12:53:00 PM  

"They are just dialed in on #8, Jeremy Shockely, er, Jordan Shipley." - Kirk Herbstreit

JFein said...
Oct 17, 2009, 1:10:00 PM  

"#8 Jeremy Shockley...Jordan Shipley."

Herbie channeling his inner Pam.

Jeremy said...
Oct 17, 2009, 1:11:00 PM  

He combined two random players to make a non-existent one.

Oct 17, 2009, 1:17:00 PM  

Only 8 comments early so far, I guess everybody is behaving in the early games. BTW I apoligize if this is off topic somewhat but over at the506.com we are starting the Ron Pitts Chronicles as a spinoff for the Pam Ward Chronicles on NFL games.

Jason said...
Oct 17, 2009, 1:19:00 PM  

"Let's change the name of this game to the Red River Fistfight." - Brent Musburger

JFein said...
Oct 17, 2009, 1:19:00 PM  

"Herbie, let's call this the Red River Fistfight."-Brent

49er16 said...
Oct 17, 2009, 1:19:00 PM  

God, McCoy is looking horrible today.

Lord Benne said...
Oct 17, 2009, 1:20:00 PM  

Has Brent mentioned who he has money on since he gambles on the games he is assigned to?

Jason said...
Oct 17, 2009, 1:24:00 PM  

That's cool Jason...be sure to send me the link.

Oct 17, 2009, 1:32:00 PM  

What an idiotic play on that return!

Oct 17, 2009, 1:34:00 PM  

Oh wow....Oklahoma just got lucky as hell.

Oct 17, 2009, 1:35:00 PM  

That was stupid. He should've let that punt go out of bounds.

Lord Benne said...
Oct 17, 2009, 1:37:00 PM  

Or not....great knowledge there by Brent.

Oct 17, 2009, 1:39:00 PM  

" Nagurski that is a great word for a linebacker". Brent Musberger.

Jason said...
Oct 17, 2009, 1:41:00 PM  

God Delaware State is losing big at half 49-3 to Michigan.

Jason said...
Oct 17, 2009, 1:51:00 PM  

"This is a rock 'em sock 'em fistfight between these two teams." - Brent Musburger

I vote we drink whenever Brent mentions the Nagurski award or how this game is a "fistfight".

JFein said...
Oct 17, 2009, 1:57:00 PM  

This RRS is just sloppy, miserable football.

Texas are just hanging themselves with these missed opportunities!

FALL ON THE BALL!!

SSReporters said...
Oct 17, 2009, 1:57:00 PM  

This has been some amazingly bad football today.

Lord Benne said...
Oct 17, 2009, 1:59:00 PM  

This game sure is a shoot out.

Oct 17, 2009, 2:00:00 PM  

Speaking of bizarre, tell me this isn't the craziest game-winning goal ever. I have no idea how this was allowed.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZSOorkAqSqw

SSReporters said...
Oct 17, 2009, 2:00:00 PM  

This is clearly the day where we hand the SEC the national championship.

Texas would get manhandled by Florida or Alabama.

SSReporters said...
Oct 17, 2009, 2:01:00 PM  

" Jimmie Johnson taking over the chess lead" Brent Musberger is NASCAR now Chess Brent?

Jason said...
Oct 17, 2009, 2:01:00 PM  

"If he fair-catches it, he's right at mid-field." - Kirk Herbstreit not realizing that Shipley dropped the ball on his own so whether or not a fair catche was called would have been irrelevent in that situation.

JFein said...
Oct 17, 2009, 2:01:00 PM  
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Joe said...
Oct 17, 2009, 2:04:00 PM  

Clemson announcer Pete Yanity: "Clemson goes back up by 17 points, 24-3." It's 21 points.

Yanity: "Clipping is a 70's penalty."

Joe said...
Oct 17, 2009, 2:05:00 PM  

Don't think for a second that I'm not buying DJ Hero (double negatives rule!)

Oct 17, 2009, 2:08:00 PM  

"Boilermakers up 9-4." - John Saunders, except Purdue was up 9-7.

SSReporters said...
Oct 17, 2009, 2:09:00 PM  

Wish me the best guys. There is a big storm in my area (remnants of a tropical storm) and there will be thunderstorms, heavy rain and gusty winds and even the possibility of funnel clouds.

I love Seattle weather!

SSReporters said...
Oct 17, 2009, 2:17:00 PM  

Ride it out....riiiiide it out.

Oct 17, 2009, 2:19:00 PM  

Stay safe SS. I am thankful I dont live in the Northwest because it rains too damn much.

Jason said...
Oct 17, 2009, 2:22:00 PM  

Wow...Brent's shirt and tie combo is blinding in HD

Oct 17, 2009, 2:24:00 PM  

It's a good game between Middle Tennessee and Missisippi State, with Middle at home. MSU is up 17 to 6.

Joe said...
Oct 17, 2009, 2:25:00 PM  

"The game has turned green!" - Pam Ward after Michigan St. recovered a Northwestern fumble on a kickoff after MSU had just gone up by 10.

JFein said...
Oct 17, 2009, 2:26:00 PM  

Who dressed Brent today?


Thanks Jason. It's actually been sunny the last few weeks but fall is in the air and next week we're supposed to get more messed up heavy rains.

Epic fail Ohio State. 23-7.


Only Iowa wants to win the Big Ten, and that just doesn't feel right.

SSReporters said...
Oct 17, 2009, 2:26:00 PM  

God the Big Ten is awful, Ohio State if they lose have eliminated themselves from Rose Bowl contention.

Jason said...
Oct 17, 2009, 2:31:00 PM  

Steve Martin- "Throws against the grain to Spiller."

Joe said...
Oct 17, 2009, 2:33:00 PM  

" Every now and again you get a rascal on the other side" Brent Musberger.

Jason said...
Oct 17, 2009, 2:35:00 PM  

CJ Spiller is ridiculous. Every game he has a great TD run or kickoff or punt return.

Joe said...
Oct 17, 2009, 2:35:00 PM  

OU Texas= yawn fest.

Jason said...
Oct 17, 2009, 2:36:00 PM  

Why is Michigan playing Delaware State?

bspn said...
Oct 17, 2009, 2:37:00 PM  

@ SSR: To echo Jason's sentiments, stay safe!

At this point it looks like Iowa might be the best team in the Big 10.

/Not saying much

JFein said...
Oct 17, 2009, 2:38:00 PM  

Delaware State actually forfeited a conference game against NC A&T, so they could get extra money to play Michigan.

Joe said...
Oct 17, 2009, 2:38:00 PM  

"This is the Wild Horn" Brent Musberger

bspn said...
Oct 17, 2009, 2:44:00 PM  

Essentialy Michigan playing Delaware State is a exhibition game for Penn State next week.

Jason said...
Oct 17, 2009, 2:45:00 PM  

@Jason: the Wake-Clemson game is getting pre-empted in G'ville for the snoozefest in Dallas (Raycom station here is also the ABC affiliate)

Mr. Roof Broom said...
Oct 17, 2009, 2:47:00 PM  

Michigan tried to get an FCS team to play them, but they wanted a home and home. Then they went to the MAC, and got the same request. D-State was the only team that would play them for straight cash homey.

TD Texas.

Oct 17, 2009, 2:48:00 PM  

I've been in worse weather. The Hanukkah Eve Storm (I swear that was the winning entry) of December 2006 was unequivocally the worst storm I've ever been in.

I went to school that day and the winds were starting to pick up and by evening when I watched the 49ers/Seahawks game with huge lightning strikes not too far from my home and winds near 90 MPH.

With all of that we did not get a power outage in our area but the folks one block from us did.


Classes were canceled the next day because so many trees toppled over.


I'd rather the power had gone out that night the Seahawks game was on because we lost. :(

SSReporters said...
Oct 17, 2009, 2:50:00 PM  

Pam Ward- "It goes to the middle, and it is not completed."

Joe said...
Oct 17, 2009, 2:51:00 PM  

Has no one seen this post from TSH? Too funny. Gustavo Johnson!!

http://thesportshernia.typepad.com/blog/2009/10/gustavo-johnson-calls-honduras-soccer-game.html

SSReporters said...
Oct 17, 2009, 2:51:00 PM  

@ Mr. Roof Broom Alot of ABC Affiliates are getting pre empted for their games in the SEC Big East and ACC. Where I live Reno we dont have that problem.

Jason said...
Oct 17, 2009, 2:54:00 PM  

"On the second series of the day, he only played two series," Brent Musberger

bspn said...
Oct 17, 2009, 2:55:00 PM  

Eddie Robinson Jr. on SC State-Florida A&M: "You're from Syracuse, and they have a great college hockey legacy, you know."

Syracuse doesn't have a team.

Joe said...
Oct 17, 2009, 2:56:00 PM  

@ SSR: That's hilarious!!!!! How did Gustavo not end up in the same hospital room Gus did after the Stokley catch.

TD OU.

JFein said...
Oct 17, 2009, 2:58:00 PM  

I dunno but when a goal from another team means you're going to the World Cup you deserve to lose it.

Great tackling, Texas.

SSReporters said...
Oct 17, 2009, 2:59:00 PM  

" A Short Kick Up" Brent Musberger.

Jason said...
Oct 17, 2009, 3:00:00 PM  

Rece Davis: "This Texas-Oklahoma game is going longer than the Jerry Lewis telethon."

Joe said...
Oct 17, 2009, 3:01:00 PM  

Right you are, Joe.

/MXC'd.

JamesCraven said...
Oct 17, 2009, 3:04:00 PM  

Ohio State is trying to come back.

Oct 17, 2009, 3:05:00 PM  

and they have the ball at their own 39 with five minutes left.

Mr. Roof Broom said...
Oct 17, 2009, 3:06:00 PM  

Wayne Laravee: "A lot of snow at Penn State."

Chris Martin: "Does this mean there'll be a white out?"

JamesCraven said...
Oct 17, 2009, 3:08:00 PM  

First gameplay vid of NCC Basketball 10 with CBS commentary vid of GuJo and Raftery. Make GuJo say more!!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n0TpSeU1w5E

SSReporters said...
Oct 17, 2009, 3:12:00 PM  

And ESPN.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UrzKZwdGKZk


Blech this football game is opening up a little and it still sucks.

SSReporters said...
Oct 17, 2009, 3:13:00 PM  

Wow....facemask by OSU on a 3rd and 9 stop, and that'll do it.

Oct 17, 2009, 3:16:00 PM  

"Do you think Usain Bolt can catch the ball?" Musberger

bspn said...
Oct 17, 2009, 3:16:00 PM  

Say it with me:

"JIM TRESSEL SUCKS!!!!"

SSReporters said...
Oct 17, 2009, 3:22:00 PM  

Holtz (when asked if ND could beat USC): ND beat Washington, Washington beat USC. ND beat Purdue. Purdue beat Ohio State, who should have beaten USC...

This comment doesn't really do it justice...you had to have heard it to really appreciate it...Holtz wearing the shamrock-shaped eyeglasses there...

Mr. Roof Broom said...
Oct 17, 2009, 3:22:00 PM  

Well, the Buckeyes just dropped a turd. It's an odd world we live in when Iowa controls their own destiny in the Big 10.

Lord Benne said...
Oct 17, 2009, 3:22:00 PM  

It's official. Purdue has beaten Ohio State.

JFein said...
Oct 17, 2009, 3:23:00 PM  

"Injured Bradford trying to bring some sideline leadership out there," Musberger

bspn said...
Oct 17, 2009, 3:27:00 PM  

Its penalty apalooza for the OU Texas game.

Jason said...
Oct 17, 2009, 3:28:00 PM  

Well all Texas needs to do is get a TD and it is over.

SSReporters said...
Oct 17, 2009, 3:34:00 PM  

OU's defense is getting tired. Texas just might win the game with a score here.

Lord Benne said...
Oct 17, 2009, 3:36:00 PM  

Whoops! Never mind.

Lord Benne said...
Oct 17, 2009, 3:36:00 PM  

Not so fast my friend! Crucial pick by McCoy...

Mr. Roof Broom said...
Oct 17, 2009, 3:36:00 PM  

Not so fast my friend.

Oct 17, 2009, 3:37:00 PM  

JFein (in response to your video) the Cardinals are not a good football team. They should be 1-3 and not 2-2 if Gary Kubiak had any critical thinking skills.

They have the worst pass defense in the league and Hasselbeck has Housh, Burleson, and John Carlson as targets.

Arizona is strictly one dimensional and all Seattle needs to do is destroy Kurt Warner. He's a sitting duck and that shouldn't be so hard to do.


I expect a fun game though. Close but Seattle wins.



You just picked yourself out of the 1st round, McCoy.

SSReporters said...
Oct 17, 2009, 3:37:00 PM  

Mack Brown confuses me. That was a perfect time for a QB draw.

SSReporters said...
Oct 17, 2009, 3:38:00 PM  

Here's an idea, Stoops: how about you try something other than 3-yard screen passes? Then maybe you won't have to go for it on 4th all the time.

Lord Benne said...
Oct 17, 2009, 3:40:00 PM  

Words cannot describe how bad this game is.

SSReporters said...
Oct 17, 2009, 3:42:00 PM  

...threw it right to the defender...

Mr. Roof Broom said...
Oct 17, 2009, 3:43:00 PM  
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JFein said...
Oct 17, 2009, 3:43:00 PM  

Neither team wants to win this game.

Lord Benne said...
Oct 17, 2009, 3:43:00 PM  

Anybody say OU 6-6 for the season.

Jason said...
Oct 17, 2009, 3:43:00 PM  

"There are so many weapons. Not the type of weapons as last year, but so many guys you can feed the ball too." - Gary Danielson

Caleb Sturgis misses a FG for Florida.

JFein said...
Oct 17, 2009, 3:45:00 PM  

I think the stench from the RRS has permeated to the kicking game of Florida. Sturgis missed BADLY...

Mr. Roof Broom said...
Oct 17, 2009, 3:46:00 PM  

Game over at Dallas, Texas escapes.

Oklahoma has no time outs.

JamesCraven said...
Oct 17, 2009, 3:49:00 PM  

So the Longhorns survive what is probably one of the sloppiest, uninspired "big games" I've seen in a long time.

Lord Benne said...
Oct 17, 2009, 3:54:00 PM  

" South Carolina , I meant Southern California" Matt Stinchomb.

Jason said...
Oct 17, 2009, 3:59:00 PM  

"When your 6-5 you have a big ole strikezone" Pat Haden

bspn said...
Oct 17, 2009, 4:00:00 PM  

USC is going to win this game by 30 and Lou Holtz is going to cry on TV.

Lord Benne said...
Oct 17, 2009, 4:01:00 PM  

"That kid {long pause} That is a fast {long pause} That guy can GO!"

-Matt Millen

Mike said...
Oct 17, 2009, 4:04:00 PM  

Riley Cooper just dropped a sure TD for Florida. Sloppy play all around today...

Mr. Roof Broom said...
Oct 17, 2009, 4:07:00 PM  

"I thought he could have thrown it higher, but he could not have thrown it any better." - Gary Danielson talking about Tebow throwing a deep pass that was dropped by a Florida WR.

JFein said...
Oct 17, 2009, 4:08:00 PM  

"And it's a touchdown! No, it's out of bounds! - Verne Lundquist
"Actually they're going to call a hold on it." - Gary Danielson

JFein said...
Oct 17, 2009, 4:12:00 PM  

" Great Job Yester uh Last Week" JC Pearson.

Jason said...
Oct 17, 2009, 4:16:00 PM  

Notre Dame may make this a game after all.

Lord Benne said...
Oct 17, 2009, 4:20:00 PM  

" A lot of people with there protractors out, trying to project" David Norrie

bspn said...
Oct 17, 2009, 4:29:00 PM  

"Yep, that's a juicy one." - Gary Danielson talking about a block.

JFein said...
Oct 17, 2009, 4:30:00 PM  

"Its dialup modem versus high speed internet" Pat Haden (talking about Joe McKnight running against the slow Notre Dame defense).

bspn said...
Oct 17, 2009, 4:31:00 PM  

"It's like dial-up modem versus high-speed Internet." Pat Haden, after McKnight's big run.

Lord Benne said...
Oct 17, 2009, 4:31:00 PM  

Barkley just can't hit the open receivers.

Lord Benne said...
Oct 17, 2009, 4:33:00 PM  
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JFein said...
Oct 17, 2009, 4:33:00 PM  

"That's a wildcat from a 250-pound cat." - Gary Danielson

JFein said...
Oct 17, 2009, 4:35:00 PM  

Arkansas's going to need more than 7 points if they want to win this game.

JFein said...
Oct 17, 2009, 4:50:00 PM  

"Pete Carroll with an overactive competitive thyroid," Pat Haden

bspn said...
Oct 17, 2009, 4:50:00 PM  

If anyone hasn't seen this yet, it will entertain you for hours....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tzY5i4A1zgA&feature=player_embedded

Oct 17, 2009, 4:54:00 PM  

This USC/ND game is surprisingly competitive.

Lord Benne said...
Oct 17, 2009, 4:56:00 PM  

After an Armed Forces shout-out by Verne Lundquist talking about a certain command post watching this game at some wee hours in the morning.

"Yeah, and they are high tech. They just text me and said 'hold on to the ball'" - Gary Danielson

JFein said...
Oct 17, 2009, 4:56:00 PM  

"A long wait on this review." Tom Hammond.

"Has it gone all the way to the Supreme Court?" Pat Haden.

Lord Benne said...
Oct 17, 2009, 4:58:00 PM  

"Still waiting for the verdict" Tom Hammond
"Is it going to the supreme court?" Haden
talking about it taking a while for the play to be reviewed.

bspn said...
Oct 17, 2009, 4:59:00 PM  

"It doesn't look like a flashy play, but it sets up a clock drive," David Norrie

bspn said...
Oct 17, 2009, 5:02:00 PM  

Sean McDonough on inmates possibly shoveling snow at Penn State:

"That's a case where the state pen comes in to help out Penn State."

Also, not necessarily awful announcing, but there was a guy who had his body painted with "Global Warming?"

ak482 said...
Oct 17, 2009, 5:03:00 PM  

"Cunningham penetrated the neutral zone." - Verne Lundquist

JFein said...
Oct 17, 2009, 5:03:00 PM  

"I guess that guy drew the short end of the straws."-Terry Gannon

They were showing a Cal fan body serfing in the crowd at the Rose Bowl.

49er16 said...
Oct 17, 2009, 5:09:00 PM  

"It's a roughing the passer"--Haden, when the ref makes an "intentional grounding" signal.

Lord Benne said...
Oct 17, 2009, 5:14:00 PM  

"He went from shortstop to punter" Pat Haden

bspn said...
Oct 17, 2009, 5:17:00 PM  

Haden: "He went from shortstop to punter", after the USC punter fields the snap on a hop (and goes on to boom it 60 yards.)

Lord Benne said...
Oct 17, 2009, 5:18:00 PM  

Is Charlie Weis wearing a ND mumu?

Oct 17, 2009, 5:19:00 PM  

So USC and ND are actually playing competent football. This is a refreshing change of pace from the Red River "Abbott and Costello" game.

Lord Benne said...
Oct 17, 2009, 5:23:00 PM  

He threw it off his back foot, but Hernandez was so wide open he could've thrown that off his back...rear end.--Danielson after a pass from Tebow to Hernandez.

Mr. Roof Broom said...
Oct 17, 2009, 5:34:00 PM  

“Kevin Riley is hitting balls in the pocket.”- David Norrie

49er16 said...
Oct 17, 2009, 5:37:00 PM  
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Mr. Roof Broom said...
Oct 17, 2009, 5:38:00 PM  

" Thats Batman weather right there" Matt Stinchomb.

Jason said...
Oct 17, 2009, 5:47:00 PM  

ESPNU with shitty camera work on the catch by Virginia.

Jason said...
Oct 17, 2009, 6:20:00 PM  

" I am no offensive genius" Todd Harris.

Jason said...
Oct 17, 2009, 6:25:00 PM  

Arkansas player gets stripped of the ball at the goal line after running about 50 yards after catching a pass....Verne Lundquist says "Is it an incomplete pass?"

Amol said...
Oct 17, 2009, 6:27:00 PM  

"Is it an incomplete pass?" - Verne Lundquist
"No, no, he ran all the way down there." - Gary Danielson

And by all the way down there, Uncle Gary means he ran 50 yards!!!

I have grown dumber by listening to these 2 discuss the review. They were not sure who had fallen on the ball in the endzone when the only player who had fallen on the ball in the endzone was an Arkansas player.

JFein said...
Oct 17, 2009, 6:27:00 PM  

@JFein: it sounded as if they stopped calling the play when the line judge ruled it touchdown...

Mr. Roof Broom said...
Oct 17, 2009, 6:30:00 PM  

Taken right from behind, Nelson was.
--Gary Danielson

AO said...
Oct 17, 2009, 6:51:00 PM  

Ryan Mallett just showed why he won a Heisman as a sophomore and is the leading candidate to win it again as a senior.
--Gary Danielson

AO said...
Oct 17, 2009, 7:04:00 PM  

Tracy Wolfson: Coach, the first time your team has been tested this year...
Urban Myer: Well, I don't know what season you've been watching. We've been tested quite a lot.

AO said...
Oct 17, 2009, 7:08:00 PM  

Haden on Claussen's big hit: "If you're an Irishman, you want to see him hobbling around."

Right, because if there's one thing fans love seeing, it's their star QB getting banged up.

Lord Benne said...
Oct 17, 2009, 7:09:00 PM  

Lots of mistakes, like unnecessary sportsmanship, that really hurt Notre Dame.
--Lou Holtz

AO said...
Oct 17, 2009, 7:36:00 PM  

" You think Bikini Bottom is shaking right now" Tom Hart
" My bottom is shaking right now" Aaron Taylor.

Jason said...
Oct 17, 2009, 7:37:00 PM  

" Michael Grecko might seem a fish out of water" Tom Hart.

Jason said...
Oct 17, 2009, 7:57:00 PM  

" I sure wish you did that ( Accountability". Aaron Taylor to Tom Hart.

Jason said...
Oct 17, 2009, 8:38:00 PM  

ESPN2 Crew: Now the question, is, do they go for a two point conversion?

--This right after Virginia Tech made it 22-28 with 1:48 remaining. In other words, of COURSE THEY WOULDNT GO FOR TWO HERE YOU MORON.

Ray said...
Oct 17, 2009, 8:57:00 PM  

Brock Huard (UK vs. Auburn): "I like the get off".

Mal said...
Oct 17, 2009, 8:59:00 PM  

Bad hit by Moe Brown during the South Carolina game. He was down for several minutes.

Joe said...
Oct 17, 2009, 9:07:00 PM  

Terry Cousin (SC sideline) talking about Moe Brown's injury: "All his limbs are OK."

Joe said...
Oct 17, 2009, 9:08:00 PM  

For that Anaheim quote, it's the Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim.

Joe said...
Oct 17, 2009, 9:26:00 PM  

@ Joe: It's a quote of what Todd Harris said and Todd Harris said, "Anaheim Angels".

JFein said...
Oct 17, 2009, 10:05:00 PM  

" I was using my hands at the break eating potato chips and a burger" Tom Hart.

Jason said...
Oct 17, 2009, 10:13:00 PM  

Great game between Carolina and Alabama so far.

Joe said...
Oct 17, 2009, 10:30:00 PM  

This was a few hours ago, but i was out. At the end of a 75 yard catch-and-run by Arkansas the ball came loose at the goal line, so the play was reviewed, prompting speculation from the crack broadcast team.

Verne Lundquist: "Is it an incompletion?"

Again, the receiver ran at least 50 yards after the catch.

Alex F said...
Oct 17, 2009, 10:34:00 PM  

Not related, but this is hilarious

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JLwlXgEglQc

mrosey1990 said...
Oct 17, 2009, 10:37:00 PM  

" I have never seen heaters in 60 degree weather, they should be ashamed of themselves". Aaron Taylor.

Jason said...
Oct 17, 2009, 10:45:00 PM  

A-Rod just hit the biggest home run of his career and Buck offers a bland home run call that seemed like it had been made soggy by the New York weather. Go back and listen to some of your dad's calls, Joe. "In the air to right, back goes Abreau, at the wall..." Isn't exactly "I don't believe what I just saw" or "Go crazy folks, go crazy". If it is possible to over use understatement, Joe Buck does.

Mal said...
Oct 18, 2009, 12:25:00 AM  

I'm guessing no Petros comments because no one watches his games.

Stephan Martin said...
Oct 18, 2009, 10:35:00 PM  

During the USC-Oregon State game, whoever was calling the game late in like, maybe the 3rd quarter, said something to the effect of "don't let the woman out of the basement". I swear this happened. Please tell me I'm not the only person who heard this bizarre statement!

Oct 29, 2009, 5:25:00 PM  

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